Gancho Libre

Riathor Allomatically pushed off whatever he could see. Doorknobs, screws, grates... Anything. he had to keep moving. His spren was gone. She left with his sanity, taking what was left of his mind with her. She hadn't even looked back. He had nothing. No. He had... too much. He needed it gone. He needed relief. He needed help. Riathor came to a stop, not bothering to push off something to counter his momentum. He just hit the ground and slid forward on his knees, sobbing. There were... people... who could help him. People who could steal things.

But they're unrelated, so who cares?

As was the luggage bag.

YAAAAAAY!!!!!

Jimmy the breadm*nk was imprisoned for cannibalism.

Admiral Geoffrey Washington had a buzz cut. That's why he was an admiral. "I will volunteer to be a part of this elite squadron os Scissor-hands!' Geoffrey yelled.

I like bread.

... So... I win?

We may need another holiday.

Mine hairs are probably less than half an inch tall. I say 'tall' because they're short enough that the hairs stand up on their own, so they're not 'long,'. Can I join?

Because, obviously, all hippos are just disguised thermonuke launchers, with the missiles stored up their nostrils.

Xena looked up at the new arrivals. "Uh..." she said. Darn. These people had interrupted her embroidery session. That always threw her off guard.

"No! I am Fundament Venture the Third, you are Fundament Venture the Second, and you are OG Fundament Venture!" Butt said, pointing to himself, then Kelsier, then Sazed, in that order.

"No no no!" Butt said, jumping into the room. "You're using the wrong names! I wanna be 'The Third'!"

"Hey Sazed!" Kelsier said, completely unaware that both his and Sazed's names had been changed to Fundament Venture.

YAAAAAAY!!!! Welcome to the Shard! Tell me, if you could choose one of Brandon's worlds to live in, which would you choose?

Like being an admin?

Now, all he had to do was rename two older people the same thing so he could actually be 'The Third'.

*Shudder*

YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

This is why April Fools Day is the best.

Fred thanked the secretary by dropping a low curtsy, then ran into the next room. "HELLO." he exclaimed loudly, standing stiff as a rod. "CAN SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE?"

Whoa that's cool!