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old man moomba

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  1. Rick fell out his funk. "You going to the docks? I need some help pirating a ship down there. You in?"
  2. Wasing the is of what of is the wasing? Does not make sense.
  3. CApITALIZATION waited for a bolded, captial P to show up so he could eat it. IT was very pleased.
  4. IT ate the nonexistent unbolded words. IT was very pleased.
  5. The best scene is in the 12th book, if you keep going, it gets better.
  6. Rick sat back down onto his stool and took a bite of a donut. He tapped the bar "If you wouldn't mind mixing me one of those immensely alcoholic drinks first." he turned to the person who had just sat down, "So, you're new, yeah?"
  7. The mime nodded to his friend, then summoned his Honorblade and took off into the sky.
  8. A mime nailed a notice reading: STOP THREAD NECROMACY to the board
  9. Mistborn Era 2 Shelock Holmes. Waxillum Ladrin and Dr. Wayne in: The Koloss of the Baskervilles
  10. Morgan Freeman?
  11. Dwig pulled drumstick off the chicken and took a bite. "Yeah, you would. I used to work for you." he took another bite "But no longer, eh. I've got a plan. I'm gonna make my own fortune." he grinned "I can't on my own, though." gesturing to a log, he continued talking "Sit down and I'll tell you about it."
  12. But it didn't since the notice that the boldness had ran out wasn't in bold, so there was still boldness.
  13. Like from JoJo? With the Stone Mask?
  14. Ahem, do not take any cookies, rgardless of how they are advertised. Welcome to the forum!!! What's you favorie Sanderson book
  15. In Southern Scaridial, The Sovern flies around in a big shiny red airship and gives new masks and hot chocolate to all the chilren who are good. The bad children get ettmetal bombs and have their heatminds taken away. (I am a very cruel person, aren't I?)
  16. He was also pleased that he had won the Battle Of Unbolded Posts, and got all those CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
  17. Remember not to take any cookies, no matter how they are advertized. Ignore that, welcome to the Shard. Which Sanderson books are your favorite?
  18. "Nope. There's only one sword I use, and I left it at home today. Sorry." Rick chuckled "Hey Walker. Wake up."
  19. Rick smiled. "One blowtorch, yeah, whatever. But two blowtorches? This man just crossed a line. And it's one that shouldn't be crossed."
  20. Rick spun around, stool gripped tightly in his hands. He let go right before it hit the Waiter, the stool's momentum carrying it into the man. Rick dove back and produced a quarterstaff, which he began to spin in his hands. It was a bit memerising.
  21. "Lovesick Scaridialers" Dwig muttered, walking away to cook his lunch. In another clearing nearby Dwig had started a fire and was roasting a chicken over it. He inhaled the wonderful smell of woodsmoke, sketching a diagram in a small notebook
  22. What I assumed, was that Kaladin's fourth Ideal is about coming to terms with the fact he can't save everyone.
  23. *looks at countless shelves of bad YA fantasy* I should probably get rid of some books as well.
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