Ed Venture

Granted, You may only use this newfound ability once. Your bane is that forever and always you have no more interest in anything Sanderson (I am sorry) I wish to have a good idea of what to write for my boon

Yes exacly like that.

Granted, are the most productive person ever at explaining to the entire world just how productive you are. I wish for the combined intelligence's of all Criptics' to do my homework for me (so i can have more time for the shard)

As if we need another one of those running around!

“Hello.. anyone there?” You see a little man holding a copy of his homemade Way of Kings book from the Way of Kings climbing in through a open window in the great hall. “Hi everyone, I’m Forelurrk and I’ve been here for a while just watching through this window when I heard a explosion!” He climbed down from the window and looked around. “Oops, did I interrupt something important? ‘Cause I kinda want to be a forumlurker. Is that O.K. with whoever is in charge here?” (btw if anyone has a better name I could use the help with recommendations)

Hello Everyone! Now that Halloween is coming up and I have decided to go as Szeth, to really complete the experience for my other SA friends I need quotes from him. Current Quote list: Thanks everyone

This is an insanely old topic but I came up with one for literature class that I just have to share: Making decisions for truth, Life changing, “Decisions, Decisions”, Changing life, Truth for Decision Making. Tell me what you think and great job with all the other keteks guys!

Sazed, just so that he could store its historical significance in his copperminds for the future Who would most likely try to save Adonalsium, Hoid or Odinum (and yes I know Odinum is a shard but I just want to try this)

ALL HAIL THE SLOTH RULER THE STEEL INSLOTHTER THE LORD SLOTHER Choose your favorite. Give your favorite other names

I'm never using a toaster again. I'll never look at any cute animal at the same way. They are rioting our sense of love and others are soothing our sense of will.

Could I just say that ...

"And by the way I read the ENTIRE Dark Alley disclaimer so now I really want to kill you."

In Soviet Roshar, Windle doesn't grow chairs. In Soviet Roshar, Windle is a voidbringer. In Soviet Roshar, Windle hits people.

In Soviet Roshar this thread is cool.

In Soviet Roshar this thread is cool.

"Well not just shoot you now," he says,"I am the great Kelsier brought back through the work of Spook Lestibornes" Then without another word he shoots the gun firing an aluminum bullet at the man. Then downs a vial of metals saying,"But now I have the advantage." (Vitriolic comment) (Vitriolic comment) (Vitriolic comment)

YOU SIR ARE NOT STUPID YOU ARE A GENIUS! Anyways thanks for finding a good use for my idea other than a fantastical weapon.

"Impossible" he mutters underneath his breath. Glancing back and forth he decides to point his gun at the man who just walked out of the dark alley. Speaking only to him he says,"Stay out of this, I have friends you don't want to meet." Then he grips the gun's trigger even tighter to warn the man.

Maybe if you combine these two ideas with a gun you could make an on/off wind cannon! I can't think of any real use for this but it could be cool. (like a certain flamethrower idea I can mention)

Then, a man pulls up in front of the bakery. He quickly recognizes Ookla for who he really is, an enemy. For this man is apart of the destroyed light bakery. He quickly wips out a gun and points it at Ookla.

Thanks for the warning about the cookies and Plz give me more breath I want to make a awakened stone warrior.

You are awesome Szeth

Hello, this is my first post. (if you can't guess) Plz no one steal my breath.