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Ed Venture

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  1. Therefore, she had grown a giant tree on her back and shaped it to act like armor...she was also a wolf.
  2. ...are disgusting
  3. Sanity is Butt’s long lost sister, the name was quite ironic because everyone in a tree mile radius of her went insane
  4. Um... Actually it’s Gibbletish!
  5. I think you mean voidspren! Normal spren don’t bite because they’re not far enough into the physical realm and radiant spren are better than that! Welcome to Pedanticast! The Brandon Sanderson Pedanticast! Here to give you tons of thoughts, theories, and a whole lot of pedantic on Brandon’s works and the cosmere!
  6. Forumlurker falls prone begins rocking back and forth repeating to himself, “It’s ok Forumlurker. You’re not the center of attention. Someone doesn’t want to put you in charge” Forumlurker begins fading away by harnessing the surge of Reclusiveness.
  7. “Eat slugs!” -Ron Weasley Who would win? Voldemort or Kelsier? Answer in the next post and then give your own Cosmere V.S. Non-Cosmere!
  8. Why didn't I think of that!! Genius!!
  9. The power of Yawnder made the universe yawn, so it exploded. Everyone survived though! Ninja'd
  10. Where are you my friend!!!!!!

    I know you IRL but no matter how much I plead you won't post!!!

    WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

    1. Vogelsang

      Vogelsang

      Oh my goodness, we spent like all of lunch forcing you to sign up! Would you at least post something?!

      Do you feel me giving you the death glare?!

  11. When your family is planning to get a dog and you recommend cosmere names Mother: "Let's get a dog! what should we name him?" Me: "How about the Lopen! Or Kriss Or Nazh! Or how about Dalinar!" Sister: "Where are you getting all these strange names??" Me: *Smiles* "Funny you should ask...
  12. Are we just going to make this a Out-Of-Character thread or are we continuing with the roleplay stuff? Also, it's been more empty recently and I want to know if it's time for this thread to die.
  13. @Singer those singing () skills are fantastic! I love the song parody too, definitely going to share with my friends by singing endlessly! Upvote!
  14. Perhaps "The Greatest Show" could become The Greatest Worldhopper sung by Hoid, I've already put a bit of thought into it. Ideas?
  15. Narrator Forumlurker realized his spelling mistakes and asked if he could fix them and retcon all the previous stuff...
  16. “Hi there...um...sorry about the mess, this is indeed the temple of Fanithriu do you want to join us in our awkward oaths? *mumbles under breath asking for ANYONE other than him to take care of this because it’s not really his job in the first place* Do you know the words?
  17. It was a good thing that Odium didn’t smile then, Bob Venture Buttington did. ninja’d
  18. Awesome profile pic bro!

    1. Ink
    2. Vogelsang

      Vogelsang

      Oh by the way Inkling, this is Forumlurker. Forumlurker, this is Inkling. I don’t know if you two have talked before on the Shard. Anyway, I know Forumlurker IRL. He’s my neighbor and like my best friend.

    3. Ink

      Ink

      Oh cool! I’ve talked to him once or twice. 

  19. I promise I don’t use paint or any external software to alter the text. It did give you the reaction I wanted. If you want I’ll PM you the truth
  20. There's your proof:@Le Sigh
  21. When you have a bad stomach ache and all you can think about is: Why in the world is the Dor trying to force itself through me, I'm not even an elantrian... *Draws Aon Daa in the air to check* Nope not a elantrian ... Also when you draw the random Aon Daa in the face of your enemies
  22. The Nightwatcher, not knowing what either of these things are asks you to explain. After a long talk she creates these: Christmas tree: Tree with VERY sharp needles pointing out from it in all directions. It has decoration on it, little cremling shells pained in all colors Roses: Some VERY spiky flower,with a green stem and a white top that curls around in a nice patter Your bane of choice is that the preferred food of whitespines is the Christmas tree. The Nightwatcher also liked the story of alice in wonderland's roses, so she siks a beheading loving queen who hates white roses on you! I wish that @Arith Matic would change his profile picture to something less..."meme"
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