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That was full of hot chocolate! Because both tea and coffee are inferior to hot chocolate!

There was so much gas on Yolen because, as everyone knows, it is Butt's homeland! It is where he started his adventure! It is a stick! It is where the Ghanderflaffles originated! It...

I've read Red Queen before, how do you like it?

10/10 The Sanderfan Pledge is just plain awesome! Congrats on keeping the Roast Battle Tournament going, I've never participated but it always gives me a laugh!

For it spilled all over his suit, hardening into a material as strong as concrete within 3 seconds

I thought I alone with a few people in my age group and everyone else is 20s-30s. Still young at 14 but now I feel less out of my water knowing that I'm not alone!

Gaia the fantasy webcomic is great with plenty of magic and intrigue: http://www.sandraandwoo.com/gaia/ I also like one called Gunnerkrigg Court the art is a little strange in the beginning but it gets much better with an intricate plot! https://www.gunnerkrigg.com/ I agree, Xkcd is great. Any other recommendations?

I am a person who has never visited the "People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley thread" should I? What is your opinion on the longest thread now that it is the longest thread? Which Cosmere character would hate Infinity War the most; who would love it the most? Immolate you enemies or freeze them in a time loop?

Forumlurker didn't say a single word

Division is just decay and other related stuff Brandon said that division breaks molecular bonds and not the molecules themselves, but this can be understood in many ways. Like burning people to ash, or melting their flesh off their bones, or summoning a bolt of lightning to strike a bunch of parshendi. I could see Szeth shooting lightning while dual-welding Nightblood and his sprenblade. Besides: The Rule of Awesome!!!!

“Dapper!” Forumlurker shouted, appearing in the very comfortable reading throne. I understand that the classic oaths do not apply to you so, these words are accepted!!!!!! Ahem, person I do not know the name of! I will allow you to join our prestigious guild once I know your name! You never know when it’s a DA member or STICKQUISITION raid! Am I right Silva? Finally you! Kellinaa right? Sorry I’m still learning the surge of Meta-tation. If you wish to join the knights awkward you must speak the sacred oaths: Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. Then, you can join! Somehow Forumlurker gets this all out in a majestic voice before collapsing on the throne and fainting from the embarrassment.

There’s another two universes to be added to the list....

Yay!!!

Because Butt had no memories Uncle Brandy supplanted Butt’s mind with his own

Psst... Lunamor....that would be a good time for an “airsick lowlander” joke... just so you know....

THIS THREAD IS HOT AND IT DESERVES TO BE HOT BECAUSE IT IS THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are “Comer characters” ???

But I thought Butt was dead?

The director had a cameo: Phillip, the guy no one likes. That’s the only reason he survived the Snapping. Too bad everyone knew it was his fault that the Infinity Gauntlet was in this movie and it is totally not Forumlurker’s fault that this is happening.

It was too bad that Butt had already dissolved and Butterflutter was just talking to Bavadin

I did...just didn’t really care. I knew that someone would take care of it. It’s not like we’re in charge of protecting this universe or anything! It’s exploded 18 times in 5 different ways!

“Looks like everyone survived,”said Sazed, “Except for Phillip!”

*SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

I’m so happy someone finally made this a thing!

Really Ink? There’s no need to put those three because they are automatically the three best! When people say that they mean your NEXT three favorite!