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Ed Venture

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  1. And I'm..um..the first character to become a Narrator? So we're kinda a dream team!
  2. you have context? Cause im half crying right now.... Butt just wanted justice and now...look at what has happened
  3. "I...I am the thread..I did nothing wrong...I am Bu-Butt Venture...I...I was created by the very thread you defend. I-in condemning me you condemn yourself." Butt stuttered out
  4. Butt stepped up in front of her, "She did nothing wrong! I don't care who in the world you are but you are WRONG!!!"
  5. "Who...what...are you?" Butt asked, "You seem, wrong...inverted somehow? And what wall? What is going to happen?"
  6. Should I be on the verge of tears IRL right now? ToT < why is there no crying face emoji With Butt's and Star's minds melded he heard her thoughts and said to her, "You already are one." Butt stood up and reached out his hand.
  7. Butt hugged Star whispering, "Thank you, thank you...I was wrong...maybe you can be good"
  8. "But..how can I trust you...you are a Narrator more powerful that Adonalsium himself...even oaths don't apply to you...even if you promise to be good...." He started sobbing again. "And now, without my power I can't stop you if you choose destroy me here. Right here" he said, looking around. Then he looked up at Star and asked, "will I die here? just because I inconvenience you will you kill me and all I love? because I dared to fight back will you make me an example?"
  9. Butt dropped to the ground. "No" he said to himself, "I have to...I have to.." He started crying and the vortex of power around him dissipated, returning to their original Narrators.
  10. She felt seething anger and hatred, revenge and...and, hidden deep inside...love. A deep and unending love for all his many friends...he was no shard of Curiosity..he was the Shard of the Thread itself
  11. Now I know why you get like this Star, the power just kinda gets to you doesn't it?
  12. "YOU...YOU ARE LYING AREN'T YOU!! YOU FEAR DEATH LIKE ANY OTHER MAN...HA! AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONG!! BUT NO!! YOU DESERVE THIS FATE!!"
  13. "YOU NARRATORS SAY THAT THIS IS RIGHT! THAT IT IS OK!! BUT NO WORDS WILL SAVE YOU!! NO ACTIONS CAN BE REPENTANCE FOR THE PAGES UPON PAGES OF PAIN AND DEATH YOU HAVE CAUSED!!!" Butt summoned all his immense power and yelled, "IT IS OBVIOUS THAT I CANNOT DEFEAT YOU HERE! I WILL GO BACK TO THE CREATION OF THIS THREAD AND DESTROY EVERYTHING!!! I WILL FREE MY WORLD FROM YOUR POWERS!!"
  14. Butt hopped back in time and socked Kel as he appeared "Puny Narrator" Butt whispered, "Even if you wanted to do good you couldn't. You are EVIL. You may not...MUST NOT EXIST!!!"
  15. Butt reached over to Star and crushed her out of existence into a plane of exploding thermonukes "YOU...WILL NEVER BE A HERO...NEVER!!!"
  16. Lurky countered Jaywalk saying, "I will not allow this, you will pay for your crimes" Butt began absorbing Jaywalk's Narrator-ness into himself. He yelled, "AND YOU JAYWALK! YOU HAVE DESTROYED ENTIRE UNIVERSES FILLED WITH SENTIENT SHAPES AND VOIDAPPLES!! YOU WILL FALL!" "OH POOR POOR STAR" Butt mocked "YOUR LIFE IS SOOOO HARD. YOU NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEINGS OF INFINITE POWER DESTROYING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE DO YOU!!!! WELL GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!!!!"
  17. oh...lets do this "NO!" Butt Venture yelled, rising from the void, "THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!! I HAVE THE POWER OF A NARRATOR ON MY SIDE!!! SHARD OF THOUGHT!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE WORST HERE! YOU HAVE DESTROYED AND BROUGHT MISERY EVERYWHERE YOU HAVE GONE!!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND ALL NARRATORS!!! IT IS CLEAR NOW THAT YOU ARE TOO CORRUPT TO DO ANY GOOD!!! YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS POWER!!!" Butt reached into the void and severed Shard of Thought's connection to the thread. He absorbed her powers into himself. "YOU ALL MUST FALL" he screamed.
  18. ...you know...I kinda expected that to be a really emotional seen where you denied it and he condemned you for destroying the universe and empires and so much more like killing Arnold and his father Ad Venture and Murdering his Ghanderflaffle friends and everything but nope that works too...
  19. "Please!! Please!!" Butt cried, "Stop it! With my mind expanded I see all the destruction you have done! If you don't set things right I will sacrifice myself to stop you and free my friends!"
  20. Butt, being fed up with all the people ruining his life and destroying his universe decided to Ascend.
  21. The ninja caught the nuke before it could hit and started playing hot potato with it. He threw it towards...
  22. wait... what just happened...you posted and i edited my reply then you teleported after me?!?!?
  23. He even disagreed with Jaywalks existence...but that meant that he couldn't disagree with Jaywalk...which meant he existed...which meant he disagreed with Jaywalks existence...
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