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  1. Ed Venture
    Butt ate the ghanderflaffles
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    Have a happy happy birthday @TwiLyghtSansSparkles!
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    But Order, formerly Chaos, still existed, he yelled, "But Butt can't go, he still needs to kill Uncle Brandy" Chaos, who is now Order, used his new ordering powers to buy a new universe from Amazon.
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    granted! The only way this is possible however, is if they are all pulled into the real world from their cognitive realm or physical realm respectively. that means all you get is a bunch of shardblades! they're alive for the time being, and you're meeting them so it all counts, you just can't talk to them, and because they have no oaths in this realm they all become dead shardblades! doesn't that sound wonderful! too bad you're not a surgebinder then you would be able to hear their tortured screams in your head. alas this is all you get! i wish for more capital letters
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    Dear Frustrated in Eugene, Cats are not weird as much as sleeping in the Shard. Why read Hoid when cats are insomniacs. But the Shard of Internet hates me, that’s why you are not receiving those cat messages. Sincerely, Google Dear Coppermind One of my friends just finished the Stormlight Archive and is now reading Alloy of Law. Unfortunately, whenever I try to have a meaningful conversation about the Cosmere with him he just says, “I am a stick” It annoys me to no end! What do I do? Sincerely, Fed up with Memes
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    So I’m winning!
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    Chaos was annoyed that the ghanderfaffles didn’t celebrate for a simple round number, so he told them to celebrate 50 more days or else he would Destroy them!
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    Raoden drawing the chasm line to fix AonDor? I see what you did there Dor = Door
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    Then Roses Sprouted From Noses to signify chaos's anger.
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    “Sorry to break it to you Le Sigh, but I searched the Coppermind and all of Arcanium and came up with this,” and by combining his two surges he formed something that could only be created with intense searching, time, effort, and meta-gaming, a WOB...
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    Which meant he was driving forward circles with a forward car!
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    The musician’s mirror twins played negative music so no one could hear anything. That’s why no one in-world said anything for the next ten minutes
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    “Deneppah elbodercin gnihtemos ,neht!” Said Ttub
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    One second later the mirror Butt punched himself in face
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    Exactly one second after the real Butt
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    The cheesecake decided to start an uprising, Kelsier style.
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    The pie ate it
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    The moveable stationary radio station grew a mouth and screamed, “NOT THE CHEESECAKE!!”
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    Whenever this happened gravity was turned off.
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    Someone should ask Brandon what Nightblood’s original coloring was.
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    It could even play dead memes!
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    When I said stamp I meant, could an Elantrian carve out a stamp with an Aon on it, without magical proprieties, ink the stamp or something and press it down to create an Aon. And I didn't say NO connection I just said LESS.
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    OK then! Too bad Lunamor no high speed, never going down, perfect WiFi! Granted! You would make a wonderful Lv 20 human bard! Worldbringer perhaps??? However, your magic works only if its focus is the sharing of the deadest of memes. VIEW THE REST AT YOUR OWN RISK:
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