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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"I have never heard of such a thing," rumbled Selppaenip, "but I fear no new experience." "Nice to meet you, Subversion," said Nogard, unable to tear his eyes away from her. There was something he felt like he was forgetting, but for some reason it didn't feel as important. Nogard inspected Fuzzy, curious as to the being's nature. Nogard blinked, his eyes suddenly refocusing. Right! The quest! He turned to Subversion. "Would you like to help us save the world?" he blurted. "W-we could really use your help."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nogard nodded. "That's alright, nobody else seems to know either."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It was no use. For the moment, Nogard was thoroughly entranced. "Psst," said Bacon the Bard, still disguised as a tree. "It's alright; there's a decent chance he's the Big Bad. But anyways.Would you happen to know who or where the Great Wizard is?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nogard was still too awestruck by Subversion's beauty to hear Yrank's words.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Ahh that makes more sense Nope. He was very distracted.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I'm not sure I parse :P.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Ordered evil" smh smh Well, I would advise Platypus to be careful around Onyx The lore definitely isn't supposed to allow people to become luxsprites spontaneously.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Not much," groused Erif. "It's just a book of stories!" Actual pages from the book of Unwinding Thread soon forthcoming... when I'm back at a computer. Well I was 99% sure. Now I'm 100%. "Hello!" said Bacon the Bard, still disguised as a tree. "I'm aware," sighed Bacon. "I shall just have to hope my donuts will prove an effective defense." Selppaenip turned to ..., eyes pleading. Nogard glanced up as the woman appeared. "Hello! I'm-" His eyes met the woman's and time stood still. His heart felt like it had stopped. Her dark hair flowed in waves down her back. Her dress rippled like a shadow, providing rich contrast against her skin. "Beautiful," he stammered. "I mean, Nogard. My name's Nogard what's yours?" With some embarrassment, he realized he had entirely missed her introduction. He flushed, feeling a perfect fool. I'm sorry WHAT HOW WHY- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Yeah. The Great Wizard." "Hey!" snapped Erif, who had been buried in the book ever since his return. "I was reading that!"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"You made it!" exclaimed Nogard. "Don't worry: you haven't missed much. We still haven't decided what to do. All we've been able to agree on is that we need more information. But nobody knows where we can get more information."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Well... Yes. "NOOOOOOOOO-" Nogard brightened. "Shoe!"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO_" "What! What about the fight?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Surely there's something? I could give you infinite muffins! I could tell you Nogard's backstory!" "Yeah!" cried Bacon the Bard. "Let's see a fight!"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Uh... Yeah. Pretty much." "Fine! I will!" Bacon the Bard stormed off in a huff. Two minutes later he was back at Shoe's feet, kneeling and begging. "Please! I need the answer! I'll do anything!"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"What? And you still won't tell me?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Ah, why not?" mused Bacon the Bard. "Let's have her be a Narrator too." He snapped his fingers, and Livetha began to glow.- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Bacon sighed. "Alright. If I tell you what Beotha is planning will you tell me?"- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Uh oh," muttered Bacon the Bard. "I don't think this is a fair fight."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Uh. Well I doubt he'd be happy to see us. Seeing as we stormed their headquarters and all." "Aww, come on," wheedled Bacon. "Not even a hint?" Selppaenip's eye twitched. I must resist. I... must... be... normal-! He let out a groan, unsheathing his katanas dramatically. It was no use. "I am Selppaenip!" he called. "Destroyer of Pineapples! Defender of the Innocent! If there is any way in which I can help you-!" She saw "when they see her" and then Bacon whisked the paper away, eating it. "No looking! It's a surprise."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Wait what Luxblade? Nogard sighed. "I miss Shoe." "What's got you so tight lipped? Did you get your voice stolen? Have you sworn a vow of silence?" "I didn't catch his name. Everyone called him the Brave Adventurer, but I think that was just a title."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"... a lot. Hundreds of billions."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"It's how the phone works. Everyone has a number, and if you know someone's number you can call them."- 111830 replies
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"Nothing, nothing," said Bacon hurriedly. "Hey, you never answered my question?" "I don't know their number," admitted Nogard. "Uh. All the worlds, I guess? The adventurer made it sound like these two Plotblades coming together would be bad for everyone."- 111830 replies
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Selppaenip blinked. "Master? Who are these people?" "That's boooring." Bacon waved a hand, surreptitiously writing something on a piece of paper. "Getting involved is so much more interesting." "Well then! Do you know where we could go for more information on him? Onyx is Narrating Nogard and Erif. Bacon the Bard isn't allowed to mess with that. "Where is Shoe?" asked Nogard, his voice worried. "Maybe we'll have to get in touch with the one wizard I do know." "Ohoho! Intrigue!" Bacon pulled out a bucket of bacon-flavored popcorn and started chewing. "I knew I could count on you, Subversion."- 111830 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Bacon the Bard huffed. "Well I don't have much of a choice if you get all introspective and stop talking."- 111830 replies
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