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  1. Bacon flicked a thumb at Beosta. "I'm her traveling companion."
  2. Lettuce yawned. [Man, being a ghost really makes you tired, huh?] Then he fell asleep.
  3. ...Whoops. [That is is,] said Lettuce in Rabbit. [By the way, you have a very soft head.]
  4. "He's er, sort of his own bunny," said Bacon. The bunny in question had taken up position on top of Kajsa's head and was giving him indignant glances. "Er... sorry for burning your house down, Lettuce." Nogard nodded gratefully, floating Subversion through and following after. "Thank you, OA. Sorry for getting in such a mess again..."
  5. The bunny accepted the strokes happily, then froze, suddenly noticing its transparency. It flared at Bacon, who coughed apologetically.
  6. "We need to get out of here," said Nogard. "Subversion's been knocked out. Can you portal us free?" A ghostly rabbit peeked out from the hat. Selppaenip nodded slowly. "Truly, there is more to normalcy than I could have ever grasped. Very well. I will follow your lead."
  7. Bacon conjured a tiny weasel top hat atop her head. "Well," said Bacon, inspecting the now faintly transparent hat, "I don't think anyone else can use this one now... are you sure?"
  8. "OA!" called Nogard from within his donut of muffins. "Over here!" "Ah! I suppose you need a ghost hat, don't you?" Bacon the Bard snapped his fingers and the hat went up in a burst of flame. "Got us out of there," said Erif. "To the safest place I know." He gestured around at the forest they had appeared in. Selppaenip frowned. "What do you mean, Master? Should we not defend ourselves?"
  9. Bacon proffered it. "You can have it, if you like."
  10. "Ah! I've forgotten to introduce myself." Bacon conjured a top hat and flourished it. "I am Bacon the Bard, Narrator extraordinaire!"
  11. "Perfect! It's nice to meet you, Sasha. Shame about your death, honestly, but if it brought you here-! Well, it can't be all bad!"
  12. Nogard was relieved to see that Subversion was still breathing. He lifted her gently into the air on a bed of muffins as he formed a defensive perimeter. He looked around, trying to figure out where the Great Wizard had gone. "Hello!" said Bacon the Bard. "Is this a bad time?" Nooo D:. Around him Brave Adventurers fight to capture him and his allies. Several have escaped, but many remain. Selppaenip gave a whoop of laughter, unsheathing his katanas as he joined in the fight against the General.
  13. Nogard watched in relief as his friends were teleported to safety. Hey @The Halcyon Girl, is this the island you were talking about?
  14. Nogard let out a cry of alarm. He flicked the spear, sending a wave of muffins to clear the way in front of him as he ran to where Subversion had fallen.
  15. Nogard flicked a soccer-sized muffin at the adventurers head. It flew past as Beosta knocked the man down. Nogard redirected the muffin to the strange beast fighting Subversion. What kind of creature is that? he wondered. He'd never seen anything like it before.
  16. Nogard brandished his spear, commanding the muffins to curve through the air and bombard the adventurers from every direction. "You were getting arrested, remember?" he called. "We broke you out. Why were you getting arrested, again?"
  17. monster, quickly dissolving away into inky black mist. Had that... just worked? "Hah!" he said, leaning on his sword, too exhausted for more than a quick bark of laughter. "Take that, 'Queen of Shadows'!" Behind him, he could hear the ragged cheers of the remaining Narrators as they realized what had just happened. Astra let out a screech of fury and despair. "No! You will die! I will destroy you! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU-" The last of the withergeists swirled around and into her. Her eyes will empty pits of Void as she flew at Xino, her hateful mantra dissolving into incoherent screams of rage. Xino braced himself, raising his sword into a defensive stance. This was his opportunity. Astra was powerful, certainly, but in this moment her emotions were causing her to let her guard down. She would hit hard, but she would take a devastating blow in return. This battle was over. And then he looked into her empty, black, void-filled eyes, and he realized the truth. Astra knew she would die. And she didn't care. As long as she could destroy Xino in the process she didn't care. Her love was gone- what was there left to live for except revenge? Oh, Star, thought Xino in despair. How did it come to this? He'd never meant for any of this to happen. But it was all his fault. Facing down his death, a Narrator who had once been a friend, he knew it to be true. It was all his fault. And there was nothing he could do to fix it. Unless... I don't know if your listening, Fate, he thought. Maybe it's too late to ask. But I... I could use a miracle. Astra let out once last final scream of defiance, ink-black sword forming in her hands as she prepared to strike the lethal blow. Xino stood his ground, resolute, waiting to die- And then time stopped.
  18. Bacon the Bard released the "Hey!" Every song from the Wikipedia disambiguation page for the word Hey began playing.
  19. Bacon the Bard procured seventy bales of "Hey!" from one of his pockets. "Wheek Wheek?" [Will this do?]
  20. The random rabbit finds a bacon burger in the bushes. "You were going to throw my brother in a dungeon!" replied Nogard indignantly. "What was I supposed to do?" He defended with the spear as best he could, but it was clear he wouldn't win this fight. He needed an edge. "Shoe!" he called. "The muffins!" Selppaenip slipped through the battle like a fish through water, taking down adventurer after adventurer with his vast array of combat techniques.
  21. Erif blinked. "...okay then." "Wait!" cried Nogard. "There's been a misunderstanding." "Tuna," muttered Erif. "I don't have time for this." He teleported himself, Tull, and the new woman- Ista, that was her name- away from the mountain.
  22. "And the Baron of Wrath? It seems he was able to escape with the Plotblades."
  23. Erif frowned. "So do we need to go on a quest to defeat Madness or not?" TP attempted to take a bite out of the pad. "No, TP," chided Selppaenip. "We just ate, remember?"
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