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    "Where did you come from?" "Shh!" said Bacon the Bard. "You really shouldn't be talking about these things in public! You might attract the wrong sort of attention..."
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    "Oh, he sucked! But he was even more determined to destroy the Archstone than I was! I wouldn't call that a very effective defense." "You guys should probably stop talking about this," said Bacon the Bard, looking around nervously. "You never know..."
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    "Can confirm!" called Bacon the Bard, still disguised as a tree. Nogard stepped back alarmed. Not again!
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    "Ah," said Nogard thoughtfully. "You're incorporeal. Maybe you are dead."
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    "You look alive to me," concurred Nogard. "Nice to meet you, Sasha!"
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    Nogard looked at the engraving and went slightly cross-eyed. "Hello!" said Nogard. "My name is Nogard. What's yours?"
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    "You know who Madness is?" inquired Nogard.
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    "Gail, Selppaenip, Subversion, and me are already part of this group. That's half of the people he mentioned! If we could recruit the other half, then as soon as either of the Plotblades appeared, we'd be able to deal with them right away."
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    "Brilliant!" exclaimed Nogard. Then he read the idea. "Oh! So we go and find these potential wielders and invite them to join our group?"
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    Nogard looked at Shoe, thoughtful. "You look like you have an idea."
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    Lol dunno how I missed this "I do not know who any of those people are," replied Erif.
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    "Ah!" said Selppaenip. "So we must destroy them?" Nogard brightened as Subversion reappeared. Nogard made a pensive expression. "A lot of the people the Great Wizard mentioned are here right now, in our party. Does that mean we're supposed to watch ourselves? I suppose, with so many potential wielders, the chances that we find the blade are fairly high." He thought some more, standing up and beginning to pace. He looked to the Great Wizard. "There were a few people you mentioned I haven't heard of. Madness. The Dreamsmith. The Valiant One. The Witherlord. Who are they?"
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    Nogard felt troubled. "What do I do, Shoe?" he asked. "How am I supposed to keep watch over all of the potential wielders if one of them is me?" Selppaenip frowned. "More than swords? So they are... magic swords?"
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    Nogard sat down, feeling stunned. "You mean... I might be one of the people who could claim the Plotblades? Or Gail, or Subversion?" He glanced around, suddenly realizing that Subversion wasn't there anymore. "Wait, where did Subversion go?" Selppaenip gave the Great Wizard a dubious expression. "My katanas serve well enough," he rumbled. "What use would I have for one of these 'Plotblades?'"
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    "Well, maybe we'll think of a better one before we have to use it. So who are these people that we're watching?"
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    Nogard nodded. "So we watch them and try to swoop in if they make a move?"
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    Yeah I was pretty mad about it at the time but in retrospect I should've just rolled with it. It all worked out fine in the end "Oh. Sorry." Erif blinked. "Wait, who?"
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    Yeah this did actually happen once it was kind of a Thing.
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    Erif whirled around and roundhouse punched the newcomer on instinct.
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    "Last I checked, yes." Nogard frowned. "How do we find the Plotblades if we don't know what they're called or what they do?"
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    Erif spent a couple of minutes trying and failing to teleport before coming to his senses. What was he doing? He shook his head, trying to dispel the fleeting vision that had burned itself in his memory, and teleported back to Tull. He needed to make sure he was alright. "Oh, that's not because I was being mad," explained Bacon the Bard. "@xinoehp512 is notoriously bad at spelling backwards. I mean, just look at his name!"
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    Bacon bowed. "You flatter me." Nogard nodded soberly. "Makes sense I suppose. Then... what do we do?" "Actually I think I'm going to escape now," said Bacon the Bard. "I just realized the Plotblade I was doing this all for was bogus. It was a fun fight though! But don't ever bring back Bacon the Tax Collector or I might have to kill you." With that, he vanished in a puff of bacon-flavored smoke. For reference, my first words regarding Erif: Erif stared at the spot where Subversion had been standing. He'd only caught a glimpse of her, but... Well, he couldn't remember what he'd been doing, and at this point he didn't care. Almost against his will, he teleported after her.
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    "We've established that that doesn't exist," explained Bacon the Tax Collector patiently. "Yeah!" said Bacon the Bard. "That's right!" Bacon the Tax Collector looked rather put out by this. "Well, yes, technically, but they clearly intend to involve themselves in plot proper! They're interacting with Erif, for goodness sakes!" "Well, darn," said Bacon the Tax Collector. "I was hoping everyone had forgotten that part." And with that, he vanished. "Thank you," said Bacon the Bard, relieved. "Can you imagine if that guy stuck around? Nobody would be able to add anything to the lore ever!"
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    "You aren't a Narrator, are you," said Bacon the Tax Collector, somewhat severely. "How in the world do you think to banish me if you're just a character?" "Please!" begged Bacon the Bard. "You have to convince him to leave!"
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    Correct. What's been happening on the mountain is the Great Wizard's arrival.
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