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  1. GeneralHZRD
    And one particularly ugly goomba.
  2. GeneralHZRD
    Thanks, *somehow makes the entire cake disappear into a pocket that is much too small*
  3. GeneralHZRD
    Huh, that was, um, unexpected. Most people are afraid of idiots for they fear it will rub off on them.
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    That would be unwise, for you underestimate the power of my idiocy. I possess within me the power of all the idiots that have come before me. I embody the poor decisions, nonsensical banter, and knowledge of useless trivia from thousands of idiots throughout time. I am all of them, and they are all of me. I am the voice of calamity, everywhere I go I bring chaos and destruction. I am not simply “a” village idiot, i am “THE” village idiot. You should fear me, for my power knows no match.
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    Turns out, Luigi is allergic to garlic. And his whole face started swelling.
  6. GeneralHZRD
    He had never gotten a gift before.
  7. GeneralHZRD
    But nobody cared. Because it’s Luigi.
  8. GeneralHZRD
    Be afraid, an Idiot has arrived!
  9. GeneralHZRD
    dangerous umbrellas sashay threateningly BANANA
  10. GeneralHZRD
    I didn’t see a new set of letters, so. BBIJKFAS
  11. GeneralHZRD
    Updated list: FotS: Seventh of Daybreak Vorin: Erirec (based on first name) Unkulaki: Kinunilikn'eniminukunimer Sel: Enedaa (Ene (wit, cleverness) Daa (Energy)) Returned: SmileCaller the Voice (for my loud voice and ability to lighten the mood/make people laugh) Threnody: Calamity Edwards (no, not a Reckoners thing, it just sounds like a Threnody name.) Kandra: ReaKeen Shard: Energy The following are not Cosmere, but I wanted to add them anyway. Skyward Callsign: SparkPlug Epic: Kickstart (electric powers)
  12. GeneralHZRD
    “Boom, the Big Bang sent six elemental goats, hurtling across the virgin universe. These infinity goats each control an essential aspect of existence: Space, Reality, Power, Soul, Mind, and Time.” — Avengers: Infinity War
  13. GeneralHZRD
    *loses in a way that actually makes me win*
  14. GeneralHZRD
    "Soft tacos are wannabe burritos" - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal "I'm gonna be a rapper! I'm gonna call myself Ritz Cracker." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal "Cheese Pizza is for kids and sad people." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal
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    “It is easier to fight for one’s goat than to live up to them.” - Alfred Adler “Nothing great was ever achieved without goats.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson “Take pictures. Not of sights. Don’t take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of goats, because that’s what matters.” - Shawn Spencer “I can’t help being a gorgeous goat. It’s just the card I drew.” - Shawn Spencer And the best ones, because I didn't have to change them. "Your best man was a goat? Gus! I was supposed to be that goat!" - Shawn Spencer "Everybody wins a goat. It's like Oprah is here, Except it's goats." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal
  16. GeneralHZRD
    *slams face into table* Mholweni!!!
  17. GeneralHZRD
    Sed vitae mortalium omnium parati
  18. GeneralHZRD
    You get a plumber. *Inserts three cats*
  19. GeneralHZRD
    Idiot dashed into the center of the room. “Dancing!” He shouted, springing into a dance move that was some sort of cross between the floss and the worm.
  20. GeneralHZRD
    Idiot immediately started aggressively doing the worm. Popcorn flying everywhere.
  21. GeneralHZRD
    Idiot grabbed popcorn and settled down to watch.
  22. GeneralHZRD
    *Blowtorches poptart* What was that?
  23. GeneralHZRD
    Yes, Butter. Butter is deevy
  24. GeneralHZRD
    Except in the universe where it did.
  25. GeneralHZRD
    Except in the universe where it did.
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