GeneralHZRD

Huh, that was, um, unexpected. Most people are afraid of idiots for they fear it will rub off on them.

That would be unwise, for you underestimate the power of my idiocy. I possess within me the power of all the idiots that have come before me. I embody the poor decisions, nonsensical banter, and knowledge of useless trivia from thousands of idiots throughout time. I am all of them, and they are all of me. I am the voice of calamity, everywhere I go I bring chaos and destruction. I am not simply “a” village idiot, i am “THE” village idiot. You should fear me, for my power knows no match.

Turns out, Luigi is allergic to garlic. And his whole face started swelling.

He had never gotten a gift before.

But nobody cared. Because it’s Luigi.

Be afraid, an Idiot has arrived!

dangerous umbrellas sashay threateningly BANANA

I didn’t see a new set of letters, so. BBIJKFAS

Updated list: FotS: Seventh of Daybreak Vorin: Erirec (based on first name) Unkulaki: Kinunilikn'eniminukunimer Sel: Enedaa (Ene (wit, cleverness) Daa (Energy)) Returned: SmileCaller the Voice (for my loud voice and ability to lighten the mood/make people laugh) Threnody: Calamity Edwards (no, not a Reckoners thing, it just sounds like a Threnody name.) Kandra: ReaKeen Shard: Energy The following are not Cosmere, but I wanted to add them anyway. Skyward Callsign: SparkPlug Epic: Kickstart (electric powers)

“Boom, the Big Bang sent six elemental goats, hurtling across the virgin universe. These infinity goats each control an essential aspect of existence: Space, Reality, Power, Soul, Mind, and Time.” — Avengers: Infinity War

*loses in a way that actually makes me win*

"Soft tacos are wannabe burritos" - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal "I'm gonna be a rapper! I'm gonna call myself Ritz Cracker." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal "Cheese Pizza is for kids and sad people." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal

“It is easier to fight for one’s goat than to live up to them.” - Alfred Adler “Nothing great was ever achieved without goats.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson “Take pictures. Not of sights. Don’t take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of goats, because that’s what matters.” - Shawn Spencer “I can’t help being a gorgeous goat. It’s just the card I drew.” - Shawn Spencer And the best ones, because I didn't have to change them. "Your best man was a goat? Gus! I was supposed to be that goat!" - Shawn Spencer "Everybody wins a goat. It's like Oprah is here, Except it's goats." - Charles Lincoln "Link" Neal

*slams face into table* Mholweni!!!

Sed vitae mortalium omnium parati

You get a plumber. *Inserts three cats*

Idiot dashed into the center of the room. “Dancing!” He shouted, springing into a dance move that was some sort of cross between the floss and the worm.

Idiot immediately started aggressively doing the worm. Popcorn flying everywhere.

Idiot grabbed popcorn and settled down to watch.

*Blowtorches poptart* What was that?

Yes, Butter. Butter is deevy

Except in the universe where it did.

Except in the universe where it did.

*Snatches Win* *Runs away cackling while eating butter*

Words by Me. Words on a page. A piece of the goal. Not a one can see. Their place in the whole. A moment of silence by Me. A moment of silence, In the midst of the noise A single choice In a world that destroys A minute of peace In the midst of this chaos A single voice When all else will cease. A single decision In the midst of distress A fathomless loss The source of such grief A cry left behind In the midst of the pain A heart that’s been broken By that awful red stain A broken decision In the midst of that lie A feeling of isolation That drove them to die Someone else's blood by Me. (Spoilered for length. Also lightly based on Kaladin.) A Haiku The song that I sing Nothing but a melody. Words long forgotten.