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  1. GeneralHZRD
    It’s actually a literary term, per google: Enantiosis is a rhetorical device in which opposites are juxtaposed so that the contrast between them is striking. For example, Money is an excellent servant but a cruel master. If you were asking about the pfp, it’s just an Armillary sphere.
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    I mean, it’s Doomslug. 10/10
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    I know there was already a topic about opening lines, but it is like 3 years old. So I figured it’d be ok if I started a new one. I was messing around with opening lines, experimenting with what worked and what didn’t and I came up with these three. What I found fascinating was that each one starts the same but each has a distinctly different tone. What do you all think?
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    Suddenly out of nowhere! Absolutely nothing changed.
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    So you’re saying I can’t use you to practice my tattoo skills? That is the strangest thing I’ve ever been asked, also, yes.
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    I like a little bit of BOTH.
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    Hams
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    What's your go-to karaoke song? Statistically improbable... but ultimately bound to happen.
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    To be honest, I didn't realize you could type with colored text. But WHAT DO YA KNOW?
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    It was all quite the ordeal.
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    I like Doritos.
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    I can nap, but I don’t. I can sleep basically anywhere, anytime.
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    “Oops” Enantiosis said unconvincingly.
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    “Too Bad.” said Byron
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    Winning on this topic, much like the feeling of being well rested, is but a temporary thing. Which I have now ‘temporarily’ claimed. Edit: the winning, not the sleep.
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    “Blast,” Brian said to Byron, “Betty’s blackies are the best, and Bain’s banana bread is buttery.”
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    Aaahahahah! Why!!! I’ve made it so long! *crys*
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    I lose even more!
  19. GeneralHZRD
    We all win!
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    “You sure they’re not Betty’s brownies?” Brian asked Byron, “You know, the ones Betty baked for Bain’s birthday back in Branson. My long lost sister Brenda bakes bigger brownies but Betty’s brownies for Bain are better.”
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    I’m pretty sure it’s me.
  22. GeneralHZRD
    Wait... no you don’t... I do...
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    I win, Comma,
  24. GeneralHZRD
    I win in a hurried manner.
  25. GeneralHZRD
    I win in a quick manner.
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