ScarletSabre

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Granted. You have a spren of Honor, but it's not a higher or sapient spren, you have a windspren who delights in following you and sticking things to you and you to things. I wish I had the ability to control my hair growth and colour like the royal locks, for the hair on my head, face, and body.

Ah, that was it, I was getting confused with Duralimin... What would happen if you then tried to spike a Lifeless for Hemalurgy? Could you spike a Lifeless with Allomantic/Feruchemical powers through the heart without killing them?

If you made a Lifeless out of an Allomancer/Feruchemist, would they still have access to their abilities? Following on that, would a Feruchemist be able to tap Duralimin/Copper to regain his memories and personality and connections? And could a Lifeless become a Surgebinder?

Granted, your words are spelled perfectly. Your grammar and punctuation, however, are abysmal. I wish I could see the next episodes of Steven Universe now.

Granted, but your mouse can only speak in languages you yourself do not understand, and his lexicon consists mainly of words to do with cheese. I wish I could fire Kamehamehas at will.

There's probably also a good chance they have the Fifth (I think it was) Heightenng, which grants immortality and immunity to disease. That seems like the simplest method that we know of to achieve agelessness and immortality. WoR spoilers

The cremling that Kaladin and Tien play with in one of his flashbacks, that I forget the name of, seems to spin a cocoon of webbing-like substance that dissolves in water, so I would assume that spiders perhaps evolved divergently, with their characteristics being spread across different species? Unless a spider could spin a web as strong as Spider-Man's webbing, with the tensile strength stronger than that of a steel cable, then I doubt a cobweb would last in a Highstorm...

Probably because healing like that works based on perception and acceptance of wounds and yourself... Shallan sees her cycle as a part of life and so Stormlight does nothing for it. BoM spoilers

Granted! You stink with such a rancid, overpowering pudritity that it actually shows off around you in waves and whisps of green, the way it does in cartoons. This aroma aurora is beautiful and captivating, and brings a tear to the eye of the most jaded and cynical fool, even moreso than your stench itself. You still, however, stink. I wish for a White Lantern Ring

In Soviet Roshar, stones walk on YOU. ..... Storming Thunderclasts....

Granted, but you can only teleport to one spot, which you cannot change once chosen. Pick wisely! I wish that DC would make an actually GOOD live action superhero movie.

Granted, however the costume was designed by Rob Liefeld in the 90's, so Radiantman has pouches on his ankles, thighs, biceps, three belts, shoulderpads large enough to make him have to go through doorways sideways, and perpetually has his teeth clenched and eyes squinted thanks to the tightness of his mask (which leaves his face and mulleted hair exposed). His weapon is also a hugely impractical spiked spren-mace at least twice as tall as him, just so he can get it covered in blood when the spikes don't pierce through to the soul. I wish for Batman to figure out what in damnation Hoid is up to.

I forget where I read it, but I recall that the women portrayed that way in WoT are a parallel/subversion of real world sexism and dismissiveness, only towards men rather than women, partially due to Randland only having female Aes Sedai from the Breaking. So on at least some level, the bullying etc of the women is intentional, I think. Not that it makes it any easier to read at points, especially with certain characters. Coughcough Coughcough Good gods that character pissed me off, I have so rarely wanted to step into a book and personally smack someone upside the head. And in the mouth. And the face. Okay I just want that character to get a slap of some kind, preferably repeatedly. >__>

Hmmm.... Zane?

Granted. The spike put into your Hemalurgic beaver grants it intelligence far suppassing most people's, and with his new intelligence, comes knowledge of the world and what he used to lack, and how alone he is. He begins to harvest spikes to create more of his kind, which eventually turns into a vendetta against humanity when we try to stop him. By the time anyone realises what's happened he's already ammassed a small army of hyper-intelligent beavers inside his doom-fortress of chewed logs as they prepare for their conquest. I wish for an Aviar companion that's been Hemalurgically spiked to be able to talk.

Ham

Hmmm..... Syl? She had a very child like innocence when she was first gaining sentience...

Granted, but the door opens into the Cognitive Realm where the Dor is stuffed, and opening it releases torrents of pure, raw Investiture that threatens to rip you apart. I wish for an Allomantic language medallion.

Granted. Instead, it's given over to Michael Bay, and whoever was responsible for the Emoji Movie. I wish for a lightsaber, preferably a double-bladed one!

Chiri-Chiri?

Granted, but with the absence of Stormlight to feed on, they evolve to drain electricity instead, becoming a nuisance and causing rolling blackouts as they swarm to power stations and try and grow to Godzilla sizes. I wish to be able to stick to and walk on walls as I please.

No no, Pattern and Wyndle for luls

Would Allomantic Tin grant you any enhanced visibility in a Highstorm? By which I mean similar to enhanced sight in the mists, rather than just the boost tin gives you by itself. Also, would an Allomantic Language Medallion allow you to listen to a film/radio broadcast in a foreign language without the need for subtitles?

I actually wonder about that, since there's no moon on Scadrial, so unless they want to get things orbiting the planet, there's no satellites for them to travel to, and I don't recall any other planets in the Scadrial system... We'll probably see them being used simply as technological advances and perhaps orbital re-entry used for travel from one continent to another, would be my guess.