I'm going to try to make slogans for the RP cities I've read.
Portland: We don't need the Unicyclist to Keep Portland Weird, but he's there anyway.
Astoria: This is why High Epics are rare. They died here.
Salem: Not much, just gladiator battles alternating with fake war.
Any additions? I know squat about any of the other cities, including how to spell them.
Also, Portland Epics: remember you are destroying Megan's home. That is all.