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    Atreides Agamemnon will be attending. Behave, Agamemnon. - Menelao What's at stake, and for whom? - Someone else
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    Mine is the Elsecallers. Welcome to the Forum! Have an upvote and a Hemalurgic Spike cookie. What Sanderson books have you read, and which is your favorite? Mine is Words of Radiance.
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    Behave, Agamemnon…

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    That would be a good way to forge a Mona Lisa.
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    We, Lord Maleril Ostrir Chalev Tekil and Lady Eris EsNaan, have decided to found a new social group: The Chromium Compounders. As the name suggests, we are a group of Chromium Twinborn devoted to the study of both Allomantic and Feruchemical chromium. The core rules of our Guild are the following: Members may not possess any investiture except for innate investiture (no more than one BioChromatic Breath) and double Chromium. Lerasium-Chromium and Harmonium-Chromium alloys will be provided for non-Twinborn. If you don't want to give up your Elsecalling, Awakening, etc., come up with an additional Twinborn character to RP with. Members must come up with new ways to use Chromium. Member list: Ostrichofevil - Head Compounder Splinter/Wafa - Spiky Compounder Snoopy - Possible Compounder EDIT - You may also be a non-powered helper. You also may be a otherwise unpowered WorldHopper (we will provide means to world hop).
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    Lady Eris EsNaan, Chromium Compounder, stepped into the Alley. Her friend Maleril had told her about this place, but she had never visited before. Not intending to be ambushed by a hostile Allomancer, she burned Chromium, sending her anti-metal waves all around. "Hey! My Atium!" yelled one unfortunate Seer. "Two-hundred thousand boxings, gone just like that…" "Sorry!" Eris replied, Compounding Chromium, "Reach into your nearest bag without looking." "Oooh! Three million boxings! How did those get there?" Eris was laughing too hard to hear. Eric planned to make a very special Spike. Compounding Chromium, she looked behind her. Sure enough, there was a handsome Shardbearer (Chromium really was useful). She stepped outside, holding a small Atium Spike. Before the Shardbearer could say anything, the Spike was in and out of his elbow. "Yay! Free Shardblade!"
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    True, natc. I want to let everyone know that my personal view is that Chromium can effect any unobserved event. For example, if you close your eyes and reach into a bag, you could pick out anything, as long as you haven't looked into the bag already.
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    "Somewhere, compounding steel, is a Feruchemist; There's a land that I've heard of, called Final Empire."
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    Let's come up with some good uses for Compounding Chromium (basically, infinite luck)! Here is the list so far: Close your eyes, reach down, and pick up a conveniently located Lerasium nugget. - Me The windshield wipers and/or turn signal happens to be in time with the music. - Snoopy You don't run into trees, a la Intacto. - ThirdGen Keep my eyes and ears closed all day and just rely on random whims to guide me, then see where I wind up. - Observer Compound all night to get lucky. - Frosted Flakes In a fist fight, tap to have your opponent miss all punches. Tap more to possibly make them miss and knock themself out. Close your eyes, tap and pick stocks. Skydiving parachute malfunction. Tap and keep trying the cord. High speed car chase. Tap to survive without any crashes, while every police car following does crash. Bank robbery. Tap and guess at the safe combination. - kaladamSB When people post, I'll add their ideas to my list.
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    Good Morning!

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    2. Kasimir

      Kasimir

      But what do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

    3. Guest

      Guest

      Why, all of them together.

    4. ostrichofevil

      ostrichofevil

      I wish you a good morning, Gandalf.

  11. ostrichofevil
    Welcome! Have a upvote and a hemalurgic spike cookie! Also, if you are a Elantrian, come to the Dark Alley today. Warning: side affects of being used to bake cookies include losing one's Elantrianism
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    Day breaks… Shards break… Odium must break…
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    Note: this is speculation You might be able to use Hemalurgy as a bridge to use Aondor on a different Shardworld from Sel. Maybe you could spike the point at the center of Elantris's Aon Rao, and impale a different Aon Rao. Also, you might be able to spike an Elantrian and use that to power your AonDor.
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    Granted. Everyone becomes involved in a plot to lower your reputation. I wish to be a chromium Compounder with a lifetime supply of chromium.
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    Yes… Join the Dark Alley… If, by any chance, you have a Nahel bond or are an Elantrian, contact us… Cookies will be baked…
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    Aon Edo Art

    ostrichofevil posted a gallery image in Elantris Art

    Aon Edo Art
    Inscription for a shield

    © © 2015 Raphael Levy

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    Maleril pulled the large nickel Spike from the Elantrian's thigh. Aten had been a fine Elantrian, but his Investiture would serve a greater purpose. The man would even be spared; the Thigh was a non-fatal bondpoint. "Why?" Aten yelled. "Please, Devotion, stay with me. I was picked by the Shao—AAAAGH!" The glow in his skin and hair turned red, then faded. He was no longer an Elantrian.
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    Lies are Lies are Lies are Lies…
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    Bort, it's night. You can't vote. I'm watching you all…
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    Granted. Whenever you try to suck in stormlight, it moves away instead. I wish that I could use Feruchemy without having to store Attributes.
  21. ostrichofevil
    Aaaaarrrrrrggggg! Why me? (2 for one trade, so I suppose it's okay...)
  22. ostrichofevil
    By the way, what's the harm in a world being destroyed? No one dies…
  23. ostrichofevil
    Sorry, Araris, you're right. Still, you could be a Poisoner [EDIT or Bloodsealer].
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    Agreed with Snoopy. Winter is innocent, Araris. What is your role, anyway? Are you the Unmade who destroyed Nalthis?
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    By the way, whats stopping us from Lynching Malliw?
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