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  1. Lord Pifferdoo
    I'm waiting for the next cycle so that we can see the results of various actions, and then I'll draw conclusions from that. Someone will probably die as a result, but that's the risk of this game.
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    Granted. You are never able to make a home wherever you go, and you become a wanderer for the rest of your days. I wish for knowledge of who the Eliminators are in the current Elimination Game. (better not be you, ostrich )
  3. Lord Pifferdoo
    Noooooo irony I totally didn't plaaaaan aaaaargh it burns Like a blister in the sun (let me go oooooooon)(guess what song just came on my pandora)(it was Sing by Ed Sheeran but your guess was good) Granted. Every-time you say the name of a popular astrophysicist, you will forget the concept of the day/night cycle. I wish for an acceptance letter from the college I'm hoping to go to.
  4. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. Frosted Flakes is now SHUNNED by the thread.
  5. Lord Pifferdoo
    But we do know that it is possible to worldhop from Sel, so that should be reason enough.
  6. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. Your vision will switch between regular and negatives on uneven intervals, loosely tied to your emotions. I wish for a WiFi hotspot that only I can use, is completly free, and is fast. Like, freaky fast. I'm talking no lag whatsoever fast.
  7. Lord Pifferdoo
    (oh don't mind me, just posting so that I don't get Ruined la la la laaaaa) Edit: Pun
  8. Lord Pifferdoo
    So what blood type would Soulcast Blood be? I'm guessing either O neg or AB+, but it could also be the blood type of the caster. Related to that, could a Soulcaster change somebody's blood type if they needed a transfusion?
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    Okay so my guy is a Zinc Twinborn Compounder for RP purposes, but can we take a moment to acknowledge how awesome this is? He's a guy that can not only use his compounding Feruchemally, thinking at extreme speeds, but also the ability to Riot to a degree equal to if not greater than a Mistborn burning Duralumin. Cranking that power up a notch, and a powerful compounder may be able to Riot one single emotion or drive so that the target can think of nothing other than that one single cognitive byte.
  11. Lord Pifferdoo
    I second the accusation of OP-ness of the Unmade, and suggest instead that another class be implemented, like a Larkin Handler that removes shard-investment or something
  12. Lord Pifferdoo
    Meta, how did you decide Roles?
  13. Lord Pifferdoo
    The Marquis de Piffletiff was lounging peacefully on his newly acquired yacht, reveling in a successful door-nailing. Really, you must be a special kind of genius, Tallmenster, thought the Marquis. He had figured out the trick to Rioting one's emotions a long time ago. As a result, he had very high self-esteem, and a tendency to give narrative exposition in his head. Not only are you the only one of the House of Piff that has been to this Shard-forsaken planet, you're also now the only one in recent history that has captured a ship. And you're a Twinborn, to boot! Fate smiled upon you, my friend that is also me! Captain Reynos of Destiny's Call was extremely focused on his current task of manning the ship. He could think of nothing else. Literally. The Marquis had Rioted out all other emotions and cognition not pertaining to manning a ship. He had done the same to everyone else on the ship, including Pelos, his newest steward. He made it almost a hobby of his, collecting stewards from all the places he visited. The Marquis wasn't cruel, however. He always left them on their original planets, even if they were very good stewards. He needed good stewards to look after him in his times of slowness. The Marquis didn't particularly like the periods of time where his thinking slowed, like syrup in winter. But it was a necessity, in case the Marquis came across particularly strong-minded people, or a situation where particularly quick thinking was a necessity. Judging from the rumors I've heard about this place, the Marquis thought, sipping on a strangely-colored drink, only the quick survive.
  14. Lord Pifferdoo

    I just wrote a way too short essay about Beowulf. I had to double check it for Super Bowl references. At one point, Tom Brady threw to Beowulf, but was intercepted by Grendel's mother ripping off Aeschere's head.

    1. Alvron

      Alvron

      That would've been an interesting game to watch.

    2. Lord Pifferdoo

      Lord Pifferdoo

      First down, Geats.

  15. Lord Pifferdoo
    I feel like it would end up a lot like Calvin-ball, but the only one making the rules would be Hoid.
  16. Lord Pifferdoo

    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Easily Recyclable?

  17. Lord Pifferdoo
    The costume assigners from the eyes of whoever had to be a palm tree?
  18. Lord Pifferdoo
    In the spirit of the American tradition of watching a bunch of dudes give each other concussions on live television, I thought of a most elegant topic to post. Which one of Brandon's many characters would be the best at American Football? All powers and/or hallucinations are allowed. I'm torn between Kaladin (or any Windrunner really) and Elend, just because he could use his raw allomantic power to push all the opponents away.
  19. Lord Pifferdoo
    If Preservation were to be splintered and it's Splinters to turn into blades, it would make more sense for it to be shardknives.
  20. Lord Pifferdoo
    A note, written on expensive paper, is nailed to the front of Joe's front door. On the front of the paper is written: The Marquis de Piffletiff will be joining this jolly romp through the Cosmere In a slightly smaller font: May the House of Piff never fail to Piff the ever-living snot out of it's opponents! (RP to come soon, first I have to write an essay about Beowulf)
  21. Lord Pifferdoo
    Granted. One of your fingernails falls off. I wish for a super laser
  22. Lord Pifferdoo
    Just wait till next year...then maybe I'll finish my book
  23. Lord Pifferdoo
    Would people be interested in a Sixth of the Dusk-based game? I'll help design it, but I'm not sure I'd have the time to GM it.
  24. Lord Pifferdoo
    The Steel Ministry
  25. Lord Pifferdoo
    Still trying to organize it. The problem is that one of my players lives half an hour away, and another one is my younger brother who still had a curfew.
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