Matrim Bloody Cauthon

I like this theory. I have been wondering why adonalsium was shattered in the first place. was it because it was dangerous, did someone think that it held to much power. I think that this theory makes a lot of sense.

Lightflame Panda.

DeLIGHTful?

As i have said before a noble would have boots for everything. I am no noble so i have a pair for farmwork, a pair for day to day stuff, a pair for walking, and a pear for lunch. You cant have any of those. http://feriwan.tumblr.com/post/62423423050/mat-cauthons-unconventional-wisdom

Sorry if i am a bit low on boots right now. He who is offended when offense is not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when offense is intended is als a fool. And if said offense is in a joke then they become a laughing fool.

Hmm.

What about me? Who wuld you ship me with?

How big is this castle. It has to be bigger than the stone of tear if it has caves in it.

Mat came stumbling out of the house. He stood and looked around, saw Zakk and went and sat next to him. "What's the plan now?" He asked. "I dont know about you but sitting here waiting for that army to find us and cut us up into little pieces is not on my to do list."

Korb d'you think that marie has a poultice or something for my ribs? Mat asked. I saw that kick coming but was too late to block it. Even as long as ive had this im still not used to it. He muttered, rubbing his eye patch. Every once in a while something on the left seems to be moving slower than it is.

Mat rode into the estate looking around cautiously. He dsmounted carefully favoring his left side. Good i found you guys, he said in a tired voice. Zakk would you mind telling me what exactly is going on? Mat asked, pulled his ashandarei out of the old lance holder on the saddle. Korb noticed there was also a black longbow and a quiver of arrows slung from the saddle. Sitting behind the saddle was a a couple of saddle bags bulging from the contents inside.

As mat walked he worried about the group, it seeemed to be collapsing in distrust.

Whats with the cat on the right side. Is it a catquisitor?

BT you missed out on the pandas.

I have this strange feeling that we arent going to catch her if we chase her, but that we will see her later on.

thank you, thank you. Ill be here all week.

That too.

I was just thinking that calamity might be an epic. Deathpoint seems to hint that he can hear calamity. He says something along the lines of this morning in the shower it asked me why are you going to rob a bank today.

Well said. Upvote for you. I agree with calamity being an invading force. I think that calamity is probably sentient.

Well looks like I preserved the quest and our sanity by having ruined the pandas pun. I.....i mean fun, ruined their fun. Need to lay off the puns for a while.

ah i need to stop reading these i cant blink anymore i feel like i have ironeyes. anyhow i am not going to hoid the fact that im more of a storyteller rather than a pun maker so i will just "stick" to what i am and tell a story. this morning i went to put change in my first union bank when my coinshot away. the coin lurched away and fell under a table. i had to go and lift the dinner table to retrieve it. i stood back up and felt my eyes drawn to the window. i then noticed the gathering storm outside. it was misting up and i nearly started weeping because it had rained constantly for the last few weeks the sun was but a memory of light. outside a lightning bolt disintegrated a tree, i tensored up waiting... odium is that the time. I have to hurry my time here is wayning. storm it my dad took my car again. I just put on a new coat of wax. he had better not take it through the miles of rough trails outside the city. a-don-al-sium later and tell him to stop taking my car then. if he crashes it he had better hope that he has a hundred lives because that would be the second thing he ruined of mine today. first he splintered my bow earlier today he didn't even apologize, he only has a sliver of honor. alright enough of this story this started low and went down from there. this story is over im dun writing. i doubt this story awakened you to the beauty of literature, managed to steel you heart, spike your emotions, or even that it took you breath away but what can i say im not that good of a storyteller. something like that maybe?

wait are we wondering what to do next. I have an answer. when in doubt turn left.

Seems like a good fit We'll give a yell with a bloody curse, and hug the maids it could be worse, As we ride away with the dark ones purse, To dance with jak o' the shadows. thanks QC

What shall we sing? And does anyone know how to turn text blue on mobile. I know its similar to the spoiler tab.

No no no no no nooooooooooooooooooo! Its not working for me.