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  1. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    not that I am supporting animal cruelty but I would love to kick my neighbors cat. I hate that little cat. I swear it is a criminal cat. then again all cats are. I can beat anyone except my dad on the gamecube version. my dad only beats me by less than a second on time trials.
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    I chose mine because it is the cover of the Shadow Rising with mat walking away from the Avendesora and it describes him completely by saying keep calm and toss the dice.
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    why does his signature say that he is contracted to Good Naturedly. there is no member named Good Naturedly.
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    he's a feather look at his signature.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWLTbO5bHAE sorry we try to keep him in the back rooms but sometimes he sneaks out. but as he said hello and welcome. I hope you enjoy it here.
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    that is because you are a fool. you must agree because you put it in your username.
  7. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    lets get this party started.
  8. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    More like who is Aludra. She is the fireworks creator from WoT.
  9. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Where is Aludra?
  10. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Why? If it were something logical i could understand. Also thats 1000 posts.
  11. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    What is it with you and yak meat.
  12. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    death has no claim on me.
  13. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Not a clue.
  14. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    You said that you were wary of how much the tavern wenches are attracted to me.Since i replied to that i have wondered what would happen if i logged on and there was a new person with the username tuon, fortuona or the daughter of nine moons. I would have no idea how to react. Rand or perrin would, they've always been good with women.
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    Just a smart-mouth. My mind usually resides somewhere in the cosmere. Usually roshar or scadrial.
  16. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    I body resides in utah, my mind resides wherever it feels like.
  17. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Ta'veren is someone who pretty much pulls on fate and affects everything around them just by being there.
  18. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Well when i joined the site i didnt expect my username to stimulate as much conversation as it has. Must be the ta'veren.
  19. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    is it weird that this topic started out about an impending war but has mutated into a conversation between myself, Quitecontrary, and leftinch about my username and denial of nonexistent greatness?
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    Just because a man marries someone doesn’t mean he suddenly becomes bloody nobility

  21. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    it seems to be missing something................................oh yes misplacer of eyes.
  22. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    what else did you think?
  23. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    Matrim Bloody Cauthon, seer of fades, unlikely survivor, pips rider, luck owner, wearer of more knives than is found in a cutlery store, juggler, gambler, son of battles, survivor of hinderstap, possessor of unconventional wisdom, hearer of dice, thrower of knives, trouble maker, and last but not least "man who acts like a piñata".
  24. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    what is there to deny? would you like to hear my extended name? hey we're friends and all but you could have asked.
  25. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    how long did you spend coming up with those?
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