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Matrim Bloody Cauthon

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  1. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    what do you have for a lowly darkeyed two rivers man?
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    not really people check to see how thick the ice is before they go out on the ice.
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    agreed.
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    that's well said!
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    when you first enter the mobile site scroll down to the bottom of the page and hit full site. this will bring up the site like you see it on a desktop. yes it does have a multiquote button. thank you for the wonderful gift Kobold King.
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    I would gladly ally myself for such a gift.
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    I want one.
  8. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    you forget the most severe punishment they can inflict is a timeout.
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    *gasp* does such a thing exist?
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    I would like a snow cone please.
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    despicable! sorry about that entire insurrection thing. I just don't take kindly to you insulting her majesty that way.
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    don't know yes your majesty I am having a wonderful time thank you.
  13. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    silly swimmingly if you think that you could hit a ta'veren as lucky as me you must be bloody insane. besides we are on the same side aren't we? geez I leave the site for a couple of hours and I miss like 50 posts.
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    I have only gone ice skating once when I was 5 I think. I live by a pond and see people ice skating on it all the time in winter but I've never felt the inclination to join in.
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    yeah it was me.
  16. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    *whistles* nice. tell me how good are those longbows. i doubt they could match a two rivers longbow.
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    his jokes are so funny even adonalsium cracked up when it heard them. adonalsium was rude to him.....once. hoid apologized for his behavior when he saw him.
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    its fine. I know its a lot worse in Canada but if you knew me you would know i complain about everything.
  19. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    *raises ashandarei to shoulder calmly* I wouldn't do that if I were you. there are some people who don't take well to threats like that.
  20. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    szeth tried to assassinate him but ended up swearing fealty instead. szeth obeys him without an oathstone. he started a thread about himself. the thread continues to grow posting things about him.
  21. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    *grabs a snow cone* is it weird that I feel like you just totally forgot me there? *kneels*Here do I swear fealty and service to Newcago, and to the Empress and Queen of the realm, to speak and to be silent, to do and to let be, to come and to go, in need or plenty, in peace or war, in living or dying, from this hour henceforth, until m'lady release me, or death take me, or the world end. So say I, Matrim son of Abell of the Two Rivers.
  22. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    your avatar is really creepy btw.
  23. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    thank you I like my name as well.
  24. Matrim Bloody Cauthon
    besides this happened in just over a day.
  25. Matrim Bloody Cauthon

    "'Courage to strengthen, Fire to blind. Music to dazzle. Iron to bind.'" "'And Matrim Cauthon to bloody even the odds.'"

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