Matrim Bloody Cauthon

TMove! Mat yelled. He promptly followed his own advice by jumping off to the right. At almost the same instant, a knife appeared in his hand. With a snap of the wrist, the knife darted toward the trolloc, followed almost instantly by Mat. The others were no less quick to respond. They burst into motion......

Well, that was better than the actual movie.

When in doubt, turn left.

There seems to be a disturbance in the force. As if a million voices cried out and were silenced.

if you become a millionaire wouldn't you be able to wear a different disguise everytime? you could get his signature and enough pictures with him to fill a briefcase that you can then carry around everywhere just to say you do.

sorry about the confusion earlier guys. blood and bloody ashes Zakk how come whenever I see you there is always something trying to kill us Mat yelled, diving away from the door. as he hit the floor he rolled back to his feet and spun facing the orc just in time to catch the sword on the haft of his ashandarei. he spun the blade around to hit the chain out of the way. that left him to block the sword again. hey guys a little help here, Mat grunted. he was a blur blocking and counterstriking barely managing to hold his own. until the orc lifted his foot and kicked mat in the chest. Mat went flying back and slammed into the wall. Was that better?

lets test it I really want to see this.

You havent read wheel of time? Read it.

I can just see a showdown between you two almost like the one in the prologue of the eye of the world. My family is going to san diego at the end of this month to go to my sisters basketball tournament. I dont know that i want to go. What do you guys think. Should i go?

Usually when i see you with a large group its never good. So tell me whats going on.

I think its interesting that its gone from just a select few mages and wizards and witches having it to many people having it. And like with the cosmere everything is driven by magic. And yet we still dont know what the magic started as. Like with adonalsium.

You two dont ever stop do you?

Im the nerd of the family...... if i had gone to fantasy con i would have gone alone which means no getting their forheads signed.

Well well well miss xiaoli, i didnt see you back there. Its nice to see you again.

Where is it then?

Its cooler.

Your alone in that plan there korb. Strange enough things happen when im sober, i like to tell the difference.

My parents are more likely to disown me than they are to disown my sisters.

I knew that it would eventually find me. Fitting my weapon already has ravens on it.

Ah miss quitecontrary, how are you.

I dont think dreaming of cheese is going to join the realm.

Twist ending it was a pun. Well played.

Knightblood?

Hes not online at the moment.