AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 Well that took a turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeCauthon he/him Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 I asked a few celebrities this question: Questioner: "What do you think of Brandon Sanderson's books?" Spoiler Mitt Romney: He's a terrific author, he has a great talent, his books have always been well-written, they are well-produced, and they are a joy to read. [Here he stopped, then added]: I've read a couple of them. Questioner: Does the Donald Trump campaign have a web page? Mitt Romney: No. They should. Questioner: Do you have a web page? Mitt Romney: I can't remember what you're referring to. Questioner: No, no, no, you're going to have a web page. You are going to have a web page! Mitt Romney: I don't. (Poor dude needs to take campaign strategy 101 again.) Spoiler Tom Hiddleston: Oh, absolutely. I have a pre-ordered one. That is being delivered to my home as we speak. I cannot wait. Questioner: Tell me one about you that will blow the mind of the masses and surprise the masses. Tom Hiddleston: I don't know. You'd have to ask that question to somebody that doesn't know me very well. I don't know if they could answer it correctly (How would... somebody who doesn't know you... ah forget it.) Spoiler John Legend: I love them. Questioner: When you're writing a song, what's the process like? John Legend: Usually, it's all of the songs in one take. I kind of wish I could write songs like that when I'm playing on stage. (I mean, that's a reasonable wish I guess.) Spoiler Gordon Ramsay: I don't think of him at all. I just enjoy what he does, as I do with all the writers I read. When I get caught up in a book, there's nothing that can stop me. I love books, and I love a good story. Questioner: Do you read any non-fiction, and if so, what? Gordon Ramsay: Anything you choose. There is so much information about so many topics. Whether it's fashion or cooking. The best books are ones that entertain you and get you interested. I know I learn so much about the world from reading. (Ramsay showed admirable restrain during this interview.) Spoiler LeBron James: Well, we are gonna get that question again, right? So, we are gonna get it again tomorrow so I guess I will be able to give you a better answer. I guess there is three. 1. I don't know. His older one. 2. His younger one, I don't think. 3. Book three is coming out soon. Questioner: Oh. Are you on the new book? LeBron: I haven't read it yet. Book three, huh? Questioner: Yeah. LeBron: I'm pretty sure that's coming out soon, though. Hopefully. I'm pretty sure that's coming out soon. (Honestly, LeBron James sounds more like a politician than Romney did. Quite the dodge there, LeBron.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 this is a thread to put all AI generated randomness. (yes, the title is shamelessly stolen from the AV discord) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Vapor, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Connie: Hey. Mist: Hi. Ene: Hello. rev: Hey! Vapor: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Fadran: We were out of Doritos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Bystander she/her Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 @AonEne, as a continuation of your status update... Adilie: Violence isn't the answer. Marie: You’re right. Adilie: *sighs in relief* Marie: Violence is the question. Adilie: What? Marie, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Adilie, running after them: NO- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Goatee: Rules are made to be broken. Mistie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Ene: Uh, piñatas. Truthie: Glow sticks. Connie: Karate boards. Stickie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Goatee: Rules. Mistie: ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, AonDii said: Goatee: Rules are made to be broken. Mistie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Ene: Uh, piñatas. Truthie: Glow sticks. Connie: Karate boards. Stickie: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Goatee: Rules. Mistie: ... @AonEne's "Don't mind me" thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Bystander she/her Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Secret History spoilers Spoiler Kelsier: What’s up guys? I’m back. Spook: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Kelsier: Death is a social construct 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Ene: Truth and I are having a baby. Emi: That's gre- Ene, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Tesh: Okay, truth or dare? Salad: Truth Tesh: How many hours have you slept this week? Salad: Salad: ...Dare Tesh: Go to bed. Salad: I don’t like this game. I feel called out (I’m sorry for summoning you so many times but @Tesh) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, AonDii said: Ene: Truth and I are having a baby. Emi: That's gre- Ene, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here. I want this to be real 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 12 hours ago, Random Bystander said: as a continuation of your status update... Adilie: Violence isn't the answer. Marie: You’re right. Adilie: *sighs in relief* Marie: Violence is the question. Adilie: What? Marie, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Adilie, running after them: NO- Not gonna lie, I considered that one 12 hours ago, FriarFritz said: I want this to be real Hey @EmiTheNinja, if I had some papers for you to sign, would you, hypothetically, sign them? Ene: Connie, can I talk to you for a second? Connie: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Truth are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Ene: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books. Ene: How's the asexiest person here~? Truth: I don't know, how are they~? Ene, flustered: I- rev, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks! Luna: Hey Wyn, Wyn: Yes? Luna: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Wyn: Wyn: Where’s Truthless? Spock, driving Emi and Vapor: So how was your day? Emi: We almost got surprise adopted! Spock: What? Vapor: We almost got kidnapped. Spock: Oh, okay. Spock: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! Archer: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Po: How am I supposed to know? Ene: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Po: *sighs* Po: You wouldn't be trapped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Eh. First one I got. Ene: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Truth: The cow??? Ene: What? Emi: Truth, W H Y? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 44 minutes ago, AonEne said: Luna: Hey Wyn, Wyn: Yes? Luna: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Wyn: Wyn: Where’s Truthless? I don't even know if a person larger than a preteen could even fit in a washing machine..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 41 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said: Eh. First one I got. Ene: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Truth: The cow??? Ene: What? Emi: Truth, W H Y? I love this. 58 minutes ago, AonEne said: Ene: Connie, can I talk to you for a second? Connie: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Truth are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Ene: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books. I've read books too. Quote Fritz: Hey, Truth? Can I get some dating advice? Truth: Just because I’m with Ene doesn’t mean I know how I did it. This is practically what happened honestly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 23 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said: I don't even know if a person larger than a preteen could even fit in a washing machine..... I could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Just now, AonEne said: I could. Be careful then. Luna's been asking me some weird questions, and I haven't seen Truthless in a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathiau he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Just now, AonEne said: I could. ...How small are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, theTruthshaper said: This is practically what happened honestly. Hehehe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: I could. I'd guess that you are smaller than a preteen then also why do you know this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne he/him in an enby way Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, mathiau said: ...How small are you? ...small... 2 minutes ago, AonDii said: also why do you know this? Honestly, it's a guess, but in elementary school I could just about fit in my backpack, and once when I was like 12 someone guessed my age at like 6. And washing machines are pretty big. When someone else gets home I'll try it and ask them to take a pic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Just now, AonEne said: Honestly, it's a guess, but in elementary school I could just about fit in my backpack, and once when I was like 12 someone guessed my age at like 6. And washing machines are pretty big. When someone else gets home I'll try it and ask them to take a pic wow. also can we have it as an emoji on discord? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) Ene, tending to Stick's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Stick: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend. Luna: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Truthless: Really? Name one law Luna: Don't kill people? Truthless: That's on me. I set the bar too low. James: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. The Nightwatcher: James, that's a coma. James: Sounds festive. James: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Shana: That's why I carry two swords. (that last one is very, very canon) OK, so I have to add one more, just because it's an Over the Garden Wall quote that my brothers and I use all the time The squad is trying to con some random guy Wyn: Um, Ene, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Ene: We need money! Wyn: You're scamming him? Ene: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Wyn: What?! No way! Ene: Why not? We already stole Stick! Stick: Hey guys Wyn: No, we didn't. Stick can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! Stick: I wanna steal Edited March 2, 2021 by Wyndlerunner 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 15 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Tesh: Okay, truth or dare? Salad: Truth Tesh: How many hours have you slept this week? Salad: Salad: ...Dare Tesh: Go to bed. Salad: I don’t like this game. I feel called out (I’m sorry for summoning you so many times but @Tesh) When I saw "The Awakened Salad has mentioned you in a topic: Future Overlord Worship," my first thought was "Storms, what did Salad do now? Have they decided to start a cult around the Sanderavalanche?" But yes, this is very accurate. Out of curiosity... How many hours have you slept this week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 hours ago, mathiau said: ...How small are you? I mean, the human body can hit in surprisingly small spaces, someone escaped from prison by sliding out their foodslot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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