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AonEne
AonEne

I AM HERE FOR THIS THREAD  "You're such an Ene, Ene." - Ax "I think I've figured out that I get extra unread PMs when Ene shows up." - Kidpen "I have no idea what is going on. I left

The Bookwyrm
The Bookwyrm

"Are you trying to say you want to be a sandwich?" - @InfiniteInsanity "Most people don't want to be eaten. Which is why I really need to know if he wants to be a sandwich. Cause that might be a

2EmLee2
2EmLee2

I have this list that I share with my siblings of almost every out-of-context thing we say. And some of them are... really something. I'm not going to add the things that sound out-of-context even whe

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ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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“the orange is coming to the guacamole to inveitably "I AM BATMAN" THE UNIVERSE to its inevitable HOLY GUACAMOLY THATS A GUY GETTING BITTEN BY A MIPPO OMG HE IS NOW EATING BIRDS FOR DOODLEY DOODLEY DO”

- @CoderDrag0n8

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CoderDrag0n8

CoderDrag0n8 He/They

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1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“the orange is coming to the guacamole to inveitably "I AM BATMAN" THE UNIVERSE to its inevitable HOLY GUACAMOLY THATS A GUY GETTING BITTEN BY A MIPPO OMG HE IS NOW EATING BIRDS FOR DOODLEY DOODLEY DO”

- @CoderDrag0n8

"One of my best quotes."

- @CoderDrag0n8

ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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“Huh?

Uh no a raccoon in a funny hat found me and asked if I wanted to be a real boy
And I

Said nothing because I was a rock but he animated me anyway and here we are”

- @SpartanBrigade

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SpartanBrigade

SpartanBrigade He/Him

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9 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“Huh?

Uh no a raccoon in a funny hat found me and asked if I wanted to be a real boy
And I

Said nothing because I was a rock but he animated me anyway and here we are”

- @SpartanBrigade

It’s true his name was Pedro The Sorcerer 

I asked him why his parents gave him the middle name “The” but he didn’t tell me

Touchy subject apparently 

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CoderDrag0n8

CoderDrag0n8 He/They

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"JOKES ON YOU SYSTEM, MY FINGERPRINT IS LITERALLY A BANDANA"

he holds up his hand

and you see his fingerprint be literally made out of bandana material and the folds create a picture of a Bandana

"

- @CoderDrag0n8

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ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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“Give me my organs back or I use Dark Forest Deterrence”

- @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

Only on the shard do you get ppl demanding for their organs back

 

”I didn’t snort THAT much white sand”

”I DID

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

-Me and @Through The Living Glass
 

“SNORT THE KALADINS”

- @CoderDrag0n8

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ChipsAHoid

ChipsAHoid He/Him

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4 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

“They’re… interesting… not freaky I swear” - @ChipsAHoid on his creations

That sounds familiar

OH WAIT YEAH I REMEMBER THAT

They’re not tho. Well, some of them…

Anyways

“I want people on my salad”

“I ate the American flag”

“I just killed somebody!”

“I just killed 3 people!!”

“What’s your favorite kind of bug to eat”

“Wait [other friend’s name] where do you live??”

“You can't stop me. I will I will cut the land out of Colorado and bring it to China where you can't find me.“

“I am watching your teeth”

- @YouCantHaveMySandwich

Who still hasn’t checked the shard. Bruh.

Let’s quote my counselor from FSY, a church camp

“I’m such a good toad”

“Anything’s legal if the cops don’t find out”

“It was so pretty… now it’s dead :(“

“Maybe I identify as a country!”*wounded look*

“I’ll hunt you down” *twenty seconds later* “and give you a high five!!”

“Kidnap everyone. That’s our job!!”

“I’m a Disney princess”

“There’s always more bacon with this Disney princess”

“That’s like arson. Me without the C”

“Obviously I’m not black, but it IS 2025”

“On my honor I will do my best to lie for my country”

“I’m teaching apostasy!”

“Let’s eat kids”

“You can only eat monkey brains raw”

-My counselor 

“You want to eat a boiled koala?!?”

“Yes”

-Me then him

“What about church??”

“That doesn’t matter…”

-Me then him


Will put in more FSY quotes in a bit, I just have soooo many. I’ll put in my favorite from there as a teaser

“They say the trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed. But what if I slay, cook, and eat the Lorax. Therefore, would I not become the next Lorax, and be armed.”

-Friend who got asked where he lived

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Through The Living Glass

Through The Living Glass She/They

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On 7/20/2025 at 1:45 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

“Give me my organs back or I use Dark Forest Deterrence”

- @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

Only on the shard do you get ppl demanding for their organs back

 

”I didn’t snort THAT much white sand”

”I DID

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

-Me and @Through The Living Glass
 

“SNORT THE KALADINS”

- @CoderDrag0n8

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA

I DID THO

AHA

not rly

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