Sharder One-Liners

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 hours ago, Hawks said:

YeAUh

 

“Or ya know, stop murdering people.”

shun the non believer

SHUUUN SHUUUUN

@Ashkaloda

Okay, okay! I'll repent! 

*goes on murdering spree*

[Keke They/he]

13 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Okay, okay! I'll repent! 

*goes on murdering spree*

GOOD

did… did you get the reference

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

No I did not

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"No stupid mommy I cheese pizza wassing Kelly notting" - @YouCantHaveMySandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 hours ago, The Wyver said:

"No stupid mommy I cheese pizza wassing Kelly notting" - @YouCantHaveMySandwich

Noooo I’m out of rep 

[Keke They/he]

On 8/26/2025 at 4:23 PM, Ashkaloda said:

No I did not

Let’s go to candy mountain charlieeeeh

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Let’s go to candy mountain charlieeeeh

Not gonna question it. 

[Keke They/he]

14 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Not gonna question it. 

Our first stop is over there charlieeeeh

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Ahhahahah I love doing hardcore drugs to fix toothaches"

~ @Honors ghost

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"Ahhahahah I love doing hardcore drugs to fix toothaches"

~ @Honors ghost

Hehheheheh yes I do indeed

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

"The real Shattering of Adonalsium is the toes we tickled along the way"

       - @oragne

"You haveth no skill in Zé art of distracting"

       - @The Wyver

Edited September 8, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Keke They/he]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The real Shattering of Adonalsium is the toes we tickled along the way"

Mmm truth they preach 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Every time a kid is adopted they should duel the biological children of their adopters to become the dominant sibling" - @SpartanBrigade

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"I sucked three popsicles at once" - @Hawks, 2025

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"I sucked three popsicles at once" - @Hawks, 2025

It’s ate

i ate three popsicles in one sitting 

get it right 

getcho Mind outa the gutter spartan 

Edited September 15, 2025 by Hawks

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Hawks said:

It’s ate

i ate three popsicles in one sitting 

get it right 

getcho Mind outa the gutter spartan 

I had to do it from memory I'm at school I haven't got Discord lol

So do we quote what you said after that ooorrrr......

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

I had to do it from memory I'm at school I haven't got Discord lol

So do we quote what you said after that ooorrrr......

No no we dont

im not sure that part is shard appropriate.

actually half of what we joked abt last night isn’t shard appropriate 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Also Shardbuddies?

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Also Shardbuddies?

Yessss idk how we arent alreadyyy

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

Yessss idk how we arent alreadyyy

 

Sick

I mean we didn't really become friends until like last week

[Keke They/he]

@SpartanBrigade

”And she showed me a picture and was like ‘Isn't he hot?’
And I was like "Yeah"
(I lied he's not she must have cataracts)”

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

@SpartanBrigade

”And she showed me a picture and was like ‘Isn't he hot?’
And I was like "Yeah"
(I lied he's not she must have cataracts)”

It's true

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

It's true

Shesh now i gotta see what bro looked like

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Hawks said:

Shesh now i gotta see what bro looked like

Straightest man you'll ever see
Mushroom cut, Latino, pursed lips, flexed muscles

You know the guys who are like "Yo [name of crush] 'Sup." *claps hands together*

[Keke They/he]

33 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Straightest man you'll ever see
Mushroom cut, Latino, pursed lips, flexed muscles

You know the guys who are like "Yo [name of crush] 'Sup." *claps hands together*

Oh Ok so half the kids at my school