Sharder One-Liners

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

On 5/12/2025 at 10:44 AM, YEVAD said:

“YOU HAVE BEEN NOPED!“

“You ruined my epic moment, AND made me a LOWERCASE S!”

@Just-A-Stick

“They’re small gallons”

@Ravenclawjedi42

wHaT

i have NO recollection of ever saying that

but while I'm here

"We don't want to partake of your stinkbugs!" - @Part Of The Narrative

"Who needs college when you have the Nazi anthem?" -Thaid

 

"I will karate chop you out of existence. Get your b****-a** away from my fake cousin!" 

"He is my chubby lil fluff ball."

"Can I get a house cow!??"

"STOP TOUCHING MY FEET YOU FOOT STROKING SCOUNDREL!!!!!" 

"I wish I had an affair with Flynn Rider!"

"How does it feel to be attacked by my nose?"

- the wonderful, chaotic, @SmilingPanda19

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"The dragon sneezes, not inhaling any of the cocaine " - @IcedOutPenguin

This not only gets darker the more you read of it, it was ripped from any and all kinds of context.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

"Who needs college when you have the Nazi anthem?" -Thaid

 

What

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"

 I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT INTO THAT GOAL YOUR ONLY DINK CHOICE FOR 12 YEARS IS A GLASS OF HALF  MILK HALF WATER WITH PEPPERMINT ESSENCE AND BITS OF PERMESAN CHEESE

YOU BETTER GET IN THAT GOAL" -Me, unashamedly.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"I'm going to SPIKE your drinks with REAL COCAINE if you DON"T MOVE YOURSELF INTO THAT GOAL" - @Wyver to me

Edited May 26, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

He needed fear so he would obey me!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

45 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

What

insanity, i know

also, I don't believe we've met!!

I'm stick!

Edited May 26, 2025 by Just-A-Stick

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

insanity, i know

also, I don't believe we've met!!

I'm stick!

Hey! I don’t think we’ve met either, it’s nice you to meet you, I’m Spartan

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 5/27/2025 at 7:54 AM, Just-A-Stick said:

insanity, i know

also, I don't believe we've met!!

I'm stick!

And I'm (in a way, I think, maybe) your grand-uncle.  

"Yeah threaten the communist child not me"

         - @SpartanBrigade, 2025

Edited May 27, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[TwinStorm He/Him]

"Never thought I would be painting Communist propaganda, but here I am." - me

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

On 5/26/2025 at 10:58 PM, SpartanBrigade said:

Hey! I don’t think we’ve met either, it’s nice you to meet you, I’m Spartan

Nice to meet you to!!

On 5/27/2025 at 2:37 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

And I'm (in a way, I think, maybe) your grand-uncle.  

"Yeah threaten the communist child not me"

         - @SpartanBrigade, 2025

wait really 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

wait really 

 

Spoiler

 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

ehehehe

i can see my child on there 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

“I'm gonna slip some cocaine into your candles i swear” - @Wyver the Great 

Edited June 3, 2025 by Tinwatcher

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Note: That was to @SpartanBrigade

And I WILL

Just let me find his location and he's gonna sniff it all day long

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver the Great said:

Note: That was to @SpartanBrigade

And I WILL

Just let me find his location and he's gonna sniff it all day long

Howwww horrifying 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Howwww horrifying 

Hey...

Where do you live?

Oh don't worry I'll get some in those air vents too

On 6/1/2025 at 2:55 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

  Hide contents

 

Where am i

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver the Great said:

Hey...

Where do you live?

Where do you live is the real queation

Youuu first and maybe I’ll do the sameee

(Just kidding I’m in Texas and you’re in Arizona according to Benji’s profile)

Edited June 3, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Where do you live is the real queation

Youuu first and maybe I’ll do the sameee

(Just kidding I’m in Texas and you’re in Arizona according to Benji’s profile)

I know

But even if he sayd Deer Valley or Mesa that's a lot of houses

But you

I'm gonna install a tracker

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver the Great said:

I know

But even if he sayd Deer Valley or Mesa that's a lot of houses

But you

I'm gonna install a tracker

Oh how… illegal

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Oh how… illegal

You tried drugging guards with cocaine in How to Kill a Hydra

Why don't you get a taste bodyful of your own medicine  drugs?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Wyver the Great said:

Where am i

Spoiler

I think you're meant to ask @Through The Living Glass

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

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I think you're meant to ask @Through The Living Glass

 

hmm? huh? why??

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

17 hours ago, Wyver the Great said:

You tried drugging guards with cocaine in How to Kill a Hydra

That’s normal

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Oh boy time to quote myself into oblivion

“I’m willing to lose 2 hit points for kissing a rat and throwing it at  [@PianoSavant]’s face”

“My tongue is OVERPOWERED!!!!”

“The spren and the electric fly swatter: a horror story”

“I want to eat Santa”

“I love sniffing bladders, don’t you?”

“Why are you eating baby bombs!?!”

“I’m a possessed rubber chicken”

-All me. Don’t question it.

Edited June 15, 2025 by ChipsAHoid