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3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

LOL. I read that and thought of my cousin, who's named Alex, and absolutely collapsed on the floor with laughter.

"Ask him if his name is Craig! I betchu his name is Sam! Tell him we're stalking him!!! Wait! No! tell him I'm stalking him. Then he won't freak out! Tell him that as soon as I'm legally allowed to get married I'm going to pick up a certificate and make him sign it, just so I can say that the shardsocks married each other!       ... Can you force someone to marry you?" ~ Panda

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Just now, Anguished_One said:

"Ask him if his name is Craig! I betchu his name is Sam! Tell him we're stalking him!!! Wait! No! tell him I'm stalking him. Then he won't freak out! Tell him that as soon as I'm legally allowed to get married I'm going to pick up a certificate and make him sign it, just so I can say that the shardsocks married each other!       ... Can you force someone to marry you?" 

I PLEAD INNOCENT!

"I would apologize but im not a liar." - @Anguished_One 0.30 seconds ago-

"When youre eating an apple are you making out with it and just swallowing it?" - @Anguished_One

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3 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

"When youre eating an apple are you making out with it and just swallowing it?" - @Anguished_One

i...

i...

stick, dear, these are called intrusive thoughts

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11 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

I betchu his name is Sam!

Also, Sam? I’m biased here, but the name Sam inspires sarcasm in me. My friend knows this guy named Sam (he has terrible hair btw. As a guy with great hair, I would know). He had a crush on her at one point and said, when he asked her out and she said no, “But I like your fire.” I, being protective of my friend, threw the full force of my sarcasm at him at one point- I think I might’ve gone too far, but that’s irrelevant

also, my names not Sam.

1 minute ago, Anguished_One said:

NOOOO

PLAGERISIM! 

Plagiarism smagarism! It’s mine now! Mwahaha

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2 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

SEE HIS NAME IS SAM

What if his name is actually Thaidakar

but he's trying to logic us into thinking that it's sam 

🤨

Spoiler

“But I like your fire.”

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU TOLD ME THIS STORY

also i'm gonna need you to describe this "great hair" for me

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1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU TOLD ME THIS STORY

also i'm gonna need you to describe this "great hair" for me

I probably did tell you the story lol. I like telling it, if only to aggravate my friend XD.

my hair is the most amazingest hair ever. It is made of hair, cells and atoms. Also electrons. 

Just now, Kajsa said:

Thandarak!

Oooh! Even better.

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1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

my hair is the most amazingest hair ever. It is made of hair, cells and atoms. Also electrons. 

aw man... i wanted to draw you... 

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Oooh! Even better.

Hehehe

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Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

K, K, fine. Basically, Zac Efron’s hair in the greatest showman, but a little flatter and more pointy.

okay, i see you B) ALSO, I KNEW YOU WERE A BRUNET! I KNEW IT!

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Just now, Anguished_One said:

🥺

:ph34r:

Just now, Kajsa said:

okay, i see you B) ALSO, I KNEW YOU WERE A BRUNET! I KNEW IT!

XD and I knew you were a human being who exists! And is female! 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*tries to logic* huh???

Also hi.

What is happening?!

Yes.

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