Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

 

@Ancient Elantrian-  You INSULT my STREAK?!  

900 days, and for NOTHING?! IT WAS AN INSULT!

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i had thought someone quoted my quip about my puns lol. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"FNaF movie, Stormlight edition." -Me

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

900 days, and for NOTHING?! IT WAS AN INSULT!

I WASNT INSULTING IT!!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Nasal Affections" - @shortcake or @TheGreatSnail. I'm not sure which.

"You're getting married!" - My 4-year-old brother to me and @InfiniteInsanity

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

EEHEHEHEEHEEHEEEEE IM A LUNCHABLE NOWWWWWW

FEAR ME, YOU MEASLY LITTLE SANDWICHES!!!! I'M A LUNCHABLE!!!!!!

- @shortcake

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

15 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"You're getting married!" - My 4-year-old brother to me and @InfiniteInsanity

XD. Can I hire him to say the same to my best friend and her not-boyfriend?

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

“AHH! I LOVE BROOM CLOSETS ” - @DefiantAllomancer

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

"Reading books, theorizing about books, slamming books into people, not getting moderated, writing, minecraft, emailing my co-writer with complaints about their bad grammar, building empires, starting another war, listening to music, etc."- @Thaidakar the Ghostblood 

I agree wholeheartedly

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"EWWWW ADULTING" - @SmilingPanda19

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

“Pffff- the mods would never block me….. I’m the best!!!” - @DefiantAllomancer

“I’m Anglican….. it’s Kirkland brand Catholics.” - @DefiantAllomancer

”He had the cutest little tassel on the back of his outfit!” - @DefiantAllomancer talking about the bishop

Edited November 6, 2023 by SmilingPanda19

[Edema Rue she/her]

“Hush. I’m busy killing children.” @Ancient Elantrian

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

“Hush. I’m busy killing children.” @Ancient Elantrian

Spoiler

Shhhhhh Eddie…

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Whoa, sluggies!" - @TheGreatSnail

Edited November 8, 2023 by The Bookwyrm

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

no popcorn yet? - me

[Edema Rue she/her]

“Dearie, get your scrumpdidlyumptious little self down here- ” @SmilingPanda19

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

 “what time is it” —my friend
”time for me to wear my contacts” -me
”yeah but what time is it”
”I cAnT sEe, IdIoT”

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

"welcome to the internet, here's what you can say that won't p*ss someone off:"

*nothing*

"yep, nothing. some entitled person, drunk guy, stan, or overzealous [female dog] who overthinks every little thing and assumes the worst about anything and everything will get mad at you, eventually."

"be it over some mildly homophobic comment from 2007, an inside joke, or you being nice, SOMEONE will disagree with you, and try to rally an army against you and all ye stand for."

"this is why we don't use twitter."

"nor tik-tok, for that matter."

-me, to my pseudo-OCs/imaginary friends, at 8:00pm.

Edited November 8, 2023 by Just_a_Fan

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I drank the baby." - @TheGreatSnail

"I love bludgeoning people with maces!" - @TheGreatSnail

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"I drank the baby." - @TheGreatSnail

 

I demand context

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

You should read sugar... I mean skyward!! @The Bookwyrm

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

@TheGreatSnail and @The Bookwyrm "You can quote me on that."

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

"I refuse to be a nerd."

@Edema Rue

Also,

Brother: We're not watching another one?

Father: It's too late to watch another.

Brother: Is it?

Father: Okay, we can watch another.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

7 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I demand context

No.

[TheGreatSnail she/her]

No, leave my little floof alone 

I don't have floof, it's a little swirly

@The Bookwyrm