Sharder One-Liners

[Experience he/him]

2 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

"It's not just a watch, it's a bumper" @Experience would get this

Uhhhhh

Mindblank time

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Experience said:

Uhhhhh

Mindblank time

"It's not just a watch, it's a symbol?" Please tell me you remember 

[Experience he/him]

I feel really bad I have no idea what it is.

10 minutes ago, Aeoliae said:

"It's not just a watch, it's a symbol?" Please tell me you remember 

 

[Aeoryi she/her]

56 minutes ago, Experience said:

I feel really bad I have no idea what it is.

 

That's the in game celeste poster in 1a city

[Experience he/him]

1 hour ago, Aeoliae said:

That's the in game celeste poster in 1a city

oh...huh

its been about two years since ive played the main game outside of speedrunning cuz i normally play mods so...yeah

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"What are you, a communist? Who doesn't like watermelon?!?" - My history teacher

 

My friend: *coughs aggressively*

Me: "Stop dying, you're gonna get me sick. *holds out hand* Please get me sick"

 

"Not the cereal bar!" - My friend

 

"That's a half-hearted hand. Whole-heart that hand, [ @The Bookwyrm ]!" - @InfiniteInsanity's mom

 

"Nooo, he can't mate with his brother!" - Me

[Edema Rue she/her]

"In other words how Rue falls for a boy" @The Wandering Wizard

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"HEY

DO YOU WANNA BE SMOTE

SMOTEN

SMOTED

SMITED?!

*SMITES THEE WITH A BANANA*"

@Edema Ruh

[Edema Rue she/her]

I can smite you again. I have more bananas.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Good I need more potassium

[Immortal Platypus]

*cowers in fear*

Not the banana!

 

But Wiz was right tho

[Edema Rue she/her]

-_^

all of you be smoted!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"*throws bananas*

*screaming a battle cry*

I FALL IN LOVE WITH BOYS AFTER AT LEAST 3 PAGES!! BE SMOTEEEEEEEEEE"

@Edema Ruh

[Edema Rue she/her]

I stand by that and I will continue to smite you.

I have a sub today and the number of things he's said just in the first 10 minutes of class...

"Anyways, he had no neck."

"Ah, sorry, I was at a jr high the other day and I was calling roll and it was like "Rachel" and she was like "It's raquel, actually" and I was like "OH welcome to Utah."

"...and then the teacher just packed up and left in the middle of the night. Disappeared. So that's what happened to that drivers ed teacher. It was a weird day. I laughed. And cried."

"If I could be old...ah, that would be the life. Retired, puttering around, screaming at kids to get off my lawn...I can't wait."

He's also wearing a sparkly red vest and he has a mustache.

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

3 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

He's also wearing a sparkly red vest and he has a mustache.

BAHAHA I LOVE THAT!!!

here's some quote from some of my subs within the past week:

 

“Hehe his eyes are circled.”

 

"Uhhh, cool. yeah, ya'll are thumbs now."

 

all of these ones are from the same teacher:

 

"Ohmygosh security!! Security, there's a runner!!"

 

"Hi, sweetie pie!!"

 

"you guys, your teacher is so cute"

 

Her: "I bet if you walk into class tomorrow and tell your teacher that you think he's cute, that you would be his favorite student, if you aren't already there"

Me: "Uhh, he  has a wife..."

Her: "Pfft- *whispers* shh, it's okay, she doesn't have to know"

 

"sometimes I'll call the other teachers 'sweetie pie' but then I'm like, wait, you're an adult, what am I doing? that's so weird"

 

"Oh my gosh, you guys!! why is it so hot in here?!? *talking to herself* Ugh, menopause... *normal voice* I['m just kidding, I'm not actually going through menopause, I'm only 37"

[Edema Rue she/her]

That teacher kept going through the whole period, it was kind of amazing.

EDIT: 

✨fEeL tHe FiShEs✨

@shortcake

Edited September 11, 2023 by Edema Ruh

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"felt, ya great pelican" - @Edema Ruh

[Wittles he/him]

"Ahh yes, the classic 'stab someone with a pure soul with a soul demon sword belonging to a mostly dead friend's sister only to pull it out randomly years later' trope." -me

[Edema Rue she/her]

I love that trope! It’s one of my favorites!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I just think that someone had to die and it might as well be him. 

- @Edema Ruh

[Edema Rue she/her]

58 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I just think that someone had to die and it might as well be him. 

- @Edema Ruh

Bet, Mr.  “I really really really don’t want her to win, so she has to get dead.”

…my phone is being so FRIDGING weird or I’d quote more and also summon you.

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

THE THREE FINGERS IS BUGGING ME - @SmilingPanda19

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

6 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

THE THREE FINGERS IS BUGGING ME - @SmilingPanda19

I'm the tree in the background- - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 hours ago, Edema Ruh said:

Bet, Mr.  “I really really really don’t want her to win, so she has to get dead.”

…my phone is being so FRIDGING weird or I’d quote more and also summon you.

 

“A teeeeeeny tiny piece of me wants to create more monsters”
- @Edema Ruh

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“A teeeeeeny tiny piece of me wants to create more monsters”
- @Edema Ruh

“LET THE DEATH BEGIN!!!” @Ancient Elantrian