Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
On 11/2/2021 at 2:24 PM, Condensation said:

Yeah, we get kinda weird. I can't do it right now - at school - but in a couple of hours, for sure. I'll PM you. :)

I need to open discord again

  • 1 month later...
Posted (edited)

Bother, wrong thread. Sorry. To make up for it:

Under is the True Way.

Join The Way. 

Open Tabs. Toilet paper under.

The Way!

- Chaos

Edited by Robin Hatter
  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Girl: "Will you run away with me and marry me?"

Boy: "I am Blegan, a Swordguy! Do you want to be SLAYED?"

(it's more funny with partial context than with no context)

Posted
6 hours ago, Tani said:

Girl: "Will you run away with me and marry me?"

Boy: "I am Blegan, a Swordguy! Do you want to be SLAYED?"

(it's more funny with partial context than with no context)

Where did you find that on the Shard? (Just trying to see if I can find some context).

Posted

It's not on the Shard. Context:

Spoiler

During a role-playing game like D&D called GURPS.

The girl's an NPC we traveled with a while ago. The boy was my little brother's character. He was six or seven at the time iirc.

 

Posted

It's as if they're saying "either you like puppies or you're wrong." But what if you're just not hungry?         - my father to all us kids

Posted
44 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

YOU ALL HAVE AN AWKWARD NUMBER OF BONES

-- @Tani, during The Great Child Invasion of '22

Actually Technoblade (the Youtuber) said that first.

Posted (edited)

One-liners donated by Sister 4 (my 4th sister):

I asked for a large fry and they gave me a bunch of tiny ones instead.    - Someone in Sister 4's Spanish class

Oh, go stub your toe!     - I'm not sure who said this one

When you called 911 on the guy in your back yard, it was on the premise that he was a thief and not a meter reader.   - Vocabulary.com (speaking of 'premise')

You know how people say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" Well I say "an apple a day keeps anyone away, as long as you throw it hard enough.                          - unknown

Could you shoot the messenger, not for the message, but just because you really didn't like the messenger?    - Julie Wright

 

(please DONT give me rep for this)

Edited by Tani
Posted (edited)
7 hours ago, Sequence said:

Oops :P

TAKE IT BACK. TAKE THE REP BACK. >>

:P

Please do take it back tho

It's not mine.

Edited by Tani
Posted

With this newfound power, he broke the timespace continuum and ate all the cupcakes before Szeth did.  - Nameless

Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"What time is 1:30?" - @Symphematric

Hejfbshjg

I was meaning to ask what period was 1:30

Edited by Symphematric

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...