Condensation she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: WTWTTSW Your friend doesn't even flinch when they are bitten by an ant. Oh... well, it must have been a different kind of ant. I bet mine was a bullet ant, you know. WTWTTSW you can't find the ant that bit you? 1
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: WTWTTSW you can't find the ant that bit you? Here, let me show you a picture. *googles bullet ant pictures* WTWTTSW You realize you were bitten by an ant that doesn't have a mouth?
Condensation she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Nameless said: Here, let me show you a picture. *googles bullet ant pictures* WTWTTSW You realize you were bitten by an ant that doesn't have a mouth? Wait - how's that possible? Oh, I must have been stung. See, I'm better at resisting pain than most people. WTWTTSW your friend smacks your phone out of your hand?
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: WTWTTSW your friend smacks your phone out of your hand? I WAS CALLING 911! I'M ALLERGIC TO ANT STINGS! WTWTTSW You accidentally killed your friend.
Condensation she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: I WAS CALLING 911! I'M ALLERGIC TO ANT STINGS! WTWTTSW You accidentally killed your friend. Whelp... guess I'll just go now. WTWTTSW you ran into some cops after killing your friend?
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: WTWTTSW you ran into some cops after killing your friend? YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *pulls out shotgun* WTWTTSW You get tased from behind by the police?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 46 minutes ago, Nameless said: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *pulls out shotgun* WTWTTSW You get tased from behind by the police? I just opened the fire hydrant. WTWTTSW You cause a bunch of cops to electrocute themselves and you?
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSW You cause a bunch of cops to electrocute themselves and you? *Laughs maniacally and steals their car* WTWTTSWY Get into a car chase while inside a police car?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Nameless said: *Laughs maniacally and steals their car* WTWTTSWY Get into a car chase while inside a police car? This is just like Grand Theft Auto!!! WTWTTSWY Drive the wrong way across the Brooklyn Bridge during rush hour?
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSWY Drive the wrong way across the Brooklyn Bridge during rush hour? hahahahhahaha! Time to fake my death! *Runs car off the bridge* WTWTTSWY Are presumed dead?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 13 minutes ago, Nameless said: hahahahhahaha! Time to fake my death! *Runs car off the bridge* WTWTTSWY Are presumed dead? On YouTube live: “Hey, it’s me idiots! I’m alive! And filming from the roof of your precinct!” WTWTTSWY Have a bunch of cops storming the roof of the building they THINK you’re on?
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: On YouTube live: “Hey, it’s me idiots! I’m alive! And filming from the roof of your precinct!” WTWTTSWY Have a bunch of cops storming the roof of the building they THINK you’re on? ‘You fools! You fell for the classic blunder!’ WTWTTSWY Got away from the cops, and then made fun of them, giving away your hiding spot?
Aspiring Writer Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: ‘You fools! You fell for the classic blunder!’ WTWTTSWY Got away from the cops, and then made fun of them, giving away your hiding spot? Well, I guess it's time for plan B (Blows up bomb) WTWTTSW you forget to buy Christmas presents for your kids?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: ‘You fools! You fell for the classic blunder!’ WTWTTSWY Got away from the cops, and then made fun of them, giving away your hiding spot? “Hey, is this a bomb?” WTWTTSWY find a suspicious looking item on the roof the cops just realized you’re on?
Aspiring Writer Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: “Hey, is this a bomb?” WTWTTSWY find a suspicious looking item on the roof the cops just realized you’re on? Hey, you stole mine!
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Aspiring Writer said: Hey, you stole mine! I think we ninjad. Although we can assume yours follows immediately after mine (as that makes more sense narratively.) 5 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said: Well, I guess it's time for plan B (Blows up bomb) WTWTTSW you forget to buy Christmas presents for your kids? Oh, man! How am I supposed to get presents with all these cops chasing me? And we don’t even celebrate Christmas! WTWTTSW you realize you need to get presents now, but the cops are looking for you and there are massive non-Corona complying crowds looking at the Windows? 1
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: I think we ninjad. Although we can assume yours follows immediately after mine (as that makes more sense narratively.) Oh, man! How am I supposed to get presents with all these cops chasing me? And we don’t even celebrate Christmas! WTWTTSW you realize you need to get presents now, but the cops are looking for you and there are massive non-Corona complying crowds looking at the Windows? Here kids! I got you some personal assistants! WTWTTSW you just made a squad of cops your kids slaves?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: Here kids! I got you some personal assistants! WTWTTSW you just made a squad of cops your kids slaves? I hope this mind control holds. I hope this mind control holds... WTWTTSWY have the Federal Mental Protection (FMP) squad bashing in your front door?
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said: I hope this mind control holds. I hope this mind control holds... WTWTTSWY have the Federal Mental Protection (FMP) squad bashing in your front door? I hope this mind control holds. I hope this mind control holds... WTWTTSW you just tried to mind control a Federal Mental Protection squad?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: I hope this mind control holds. I hope this mind control holds... WTWTTSW you just tried to mind control a Federal Mental Protection squad? It didn’t hold! What did I do with the warranty?! WTWTTSWY attempted mind control of the FMP squad fails?
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSWY attempted mind control of the FMP squad fails? Time for plan B kids! TIMMY? GET THE FLAMETHROWER! WTWTTSW You just killed a FMP squad?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted December 24, 2020 Posted December 24, 2020 53 minutes ago, Nameless said: Time for plan B kids! TIMMY? GET THE FLAMETHROWER! WTWTTSW You just killed a FMP squad? Kids, hold on! Anyone know how to drive a fire truck? WTWTTSW you are rocketing down the Belt Parkway in a fire truck?
NameIess Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 On 12/23/2020 at 7:11 PM, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSW you are rocketing down the Belt Parkway in a fire truck? "Oh shoot, there's those nasty cops! Hey kids, anyone know how to aim and shoot and RPG?" WTWTTSW Your children just blew a hole in a bridge?
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted January 8, 2021 Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Nameless said: "Oh shoot, there's those nasty cops! Hey kids, anyone know how to aim and shoot and RPG?" WTWTTSW Your children just blew a hole in a bridge? “And the city just finished building it!” (You do NOT want to know how long that took.) WTWTTSW there’s a bridge collapsing behind you as you race into Queens? Edited January 8, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613
Eluvianii he/him Posted January 13, 2021 Posted January 13, 2021 "Heck yeah! Just like in a movie." WTWTTSW you just ignored the deaths of hundreds of innocents under your nose?
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