Selecting the Leader of the Hegemony of the World

[I Am A Fish he/him]

47 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Wait my Champion is running,

So.....

Creates micro organisms that cause incredible amounts of itching and will only get rid of it if DramaQueen wins

*Creates tin exterminator*

[Hen she/her]

48 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Wait my Champion is running,

So.....

Creates micro organisms that cause incredible amounts of itching and will only get rid of it if DramaQueen wins

You see? This is... bribery(?) Sabatozation(...?) Just plain mean! 

Fish would never do such things to his subjects! While we wait for the tin to be exterminated, take this! *proceeds to hand out anti-itch cream engraved with “Vote Fish!”*

Edited August 16, 2020 by Hentient

[Frustration]

16 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

*Creates tin exterminator*

 

15 minutes ago, Hentient said:

You see? This is... bribery(?) Sabatozation(...?) Just plain mean! 

Fish would never do such things to his subjects! While we wait for the tin to be exterminated, take this! *proceeds to hand out anti-itch cream engraved with “Vote Fish!”*

Muhahaha

You think mortal tin will kill my invested Microbes!

Ha they will Burrough into your skin and release the chemicals!

Your cream can't stop invested itching.

*High pitched demonic screeching*

*Laughs in Frustrating*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

3 hours ago, Frustration said:

*High pitched demonic screeching*

*Laughs in Frustrating*

You yourself are frustrated, but you seem incapable of making anyone else.

You should be called confusion.

Because you make people confused.

Not in the annoying way.

But in the weird neighbor sorta way.

This has been Fish Talks.

Make sure to vote fish to bring wisdom and insight, to the Office of the Leader of the Hegemony of the World.

[dannnex male]

Or vote Dannex instead because I’m not lying about my entire identity. That’s right folks, I Am A Fish......most likely isn’t a fish. 
 

*insert political slogan promoting Danex here*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

6 minutes ago, Danex said:

Or vote Dannex instead because I’m not lying about my entire identity. That’s right folks, I Am A Fish......most likely isn’t a fish. 
 

*insert political slogan promoting Danex here*

I can't allow these slanderous accusations.

@Danex 

Careful how you proceed, good man
Intemperate indeed, good man
Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed, good man

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[dannnex male]

Fish your grievance is legitimate 
I stand by what I said, every bit of it
You stand* only for yourself it’s what you do

I can’t apologize because it’s true. 

 

*get it. Stand. Because I’m claiming he isn’t a fish. And fish can’t stand. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Danex said:

Fish your grievance is legitimate 
I stand by what I said, every bit of it
You stand* only for yourself it’s what you do

I can’t apologize because it’s true. 

 

*get it. Stand. Because I’m claiming he isn’t a fish. And fish can’t stand. 

Then stand, @Danex
Roleplay thread, dawn
Insults, drawn

[dannnex male]

You’re on. 
realizes I’m Hamilton in this analogy.

...

wait no 

Edited August 17, 2020 by Danex

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Danex said:

Ok sure. 
realizes I’m Hamilton in this analogy.

...

wait no 

No takesies backsies,

I have the honor to be, your obedient servant.

A. Small Fish

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

[dannnex male]

D-annn-ex

Doo doo doo doo doo
bum. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

30 minutes ago, Danex said:

D-annn-ex

Doo doo doo doo doo
bum. 

@Danex, from 7-10 AM West Coast time expect to see a duel thread go up in the RP section.

I'll tag you.

Edited August 17, 2020 by I Am A Fish

[dannnex male]

1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said:

@Danex, from 7-10 AM West Coast time expect to see a duel thread go up in the RP section.

I'll tag you.

I’ll be ready. Here’s a sneak peak on what’s about to go down.

Spoiler

One fish two fish, red fish blue fish.
If you think you’re gonna win, you’d better make a wish, fish.
A candidate who’s campaign is based entirely on lies
Let’s take a look at this fish from some outside eyes....

TBC

 

[AonEne he/him]

20 hours ago, Gears said:

It is the Selection of the Leader of the Hegemony of the World. 

But what’s that? 

[Gears]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

But what’s that? 

Selection: "The action or fact of carefully choosing someone or something as being the best or most suitable"

Leader: "The person who leads or commands a group, organisation, or country"

Hegemony: "Leadership or dominance, especially by one country or social group over others"

World: "The earth, together with all of its countries, peoples, and natural features"

Selection of the Leader of the Hegemony of the World: The action or fact of carefully choosing someone or something as being the best or most suitable of the person who leads or commands a group, organisation, or country of the leadership or dominance, especially by one country or social group over others of the earth, together with all of its countries, people, and natural features.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

12 minutes ago, AonEne said:

But what’s that? 

The election (for leadership of the world) that I’m going to win! Care to help?

Also @Gears, Narrator X/ @xinoehp512 is my Vice President and Narrator Nebula/ @Jaywalk is my Treasury Secretary

Edited August 17, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Why

[theTruthshaper]

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Why

Fight against Truthless. Vote DramaQueen!

[AonEne he/him]

8 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Why

This is a mood and I love it 

[Gears]

36 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Also @Gears, Narrator X/ @xinoehp512 is my Vice President and Narrator Nebula/ @Jaywalk is my Treasury Secretary

Noted, assuming VP = second. 

To everyone: I have edited a timeline into the original post.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

On 8/15/2020 at 8:55 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“Xino!” Truthless calls out. “How would you like to be my vice president?”

 

On 8/15/2020 at 9:57 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Narrator X shrugs and says why the heck not.

 

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Why

Quote boxes are in the wrong order but you get the point

[I Am A Fish he/him]

@AonEne Would you like to join my campaign?

[AonEne he/him]

I think I’ll stay out of this, but thanks for the offer lol  

[dannnex male]

Quick, anyone want to be my second 

not necessarily for my campaign, just for this duel that’s happening ASAP  

[theTruthshaper]

18 minutes ago, Danex said:

Quick, anyone want to be my second 

not necessarily for my campaign, just for this duel that’s happening ASAP  

I am only online for an hour. I will go against Fish if the duel happens within it.