Selecting the Leader of the Hegemony of the World

[Condensation she/her]

2 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

I'm really confused about how this works. Where do I vote?

By the way, if you don't want to be my second, I'll change it and ask someone else.

2 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

I have been appointed @I Am A Fish's head of propaganda campaigning, if anyone's interested.

Sure, I would love that, if you wouldn't mind!

[Gears]

1 hour ago, The Last Post said:

Can I nominate Mennis?
(with May Aladar as his second, and Hoid in drag on a horse as third)

Sadly, alternate universe participants are not available, due to immense commuting costs.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Once again, if anyone would like to join my campaign, we'd love to have them.

Positions open include:

• Copper Inquisitor
• Secretary of Offense
• Bureaucrat in Chief
• Campaign Spokesman 

[Scarletfox]

If you'd like to join my campaign, working towards world peace, let me know. In my campaign, everyone has a place.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

All I will contribute is usually the people who campaign most for power are the ones that should have it least

[dannnex male]

Well that must be faulty logic

because I’m hardly campaigning at all

and I definitely shouldn’t have it

 

anyways vote Dannnnex if you want worldwide poverty and a severely oppressive dictatorship. 

[Kings_way he/they]

11 hours ago, I Am A Fish said:

Once again, if anyone would like to join my campaign, we'd love to have them.

Positions open include:

• Copper Inquisitor
• Secretary of Offense
• Bureaucrat in Chief
• Campaign Spokesman 

What is a copper inquisitor?

[Channelknight Fadran]

I would like to know who the major candidates are.

[Gears]

27 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I would like to know who the major candidates are.

Define "major candidates". A list of all nominees is in the original post.

[theTruthshaper]

32 minutes ago, Gears said:

Define "major candidates". A list of all nominees is in the original post.

I would define major candidates as people who are actively canvassing. You should also remove the spam.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

17 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Do you want to be on my staff?

Yeah, sure!!!

I'm lowkey offended that no one nominated me...  Not really, it's fine. It would just be funny because then I could literally be Queen of the Shard

[Hen she/her]

@I Am A Fish Id like to join your campaign! *ahem* is the secretary of offense like... a wit? 

[theTruthshaper]

6 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Yeah, sure!!!

I'm lowkey offended that no one nominated me...  Not really, it's fine. It would just be funny because then I could literally be Queen of the Shard

I was going to but you were already on the list? I'm pretty sure you were there.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

I was going to but you were already on the list? I'm pretty sure you were there.

I'm Condensation's second, but I don't think I'm actually nominated. Can I be nominated and be someone's second? Is that allowed?

[theTruthshaper]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

I'm Condensation's second, but I don't think I'm actually nominated. Can I be nominated and be someone's second? Is that allowed?

It is. I nominate DramaQueen as the Drama of the World.

[Vapor she/her]

I'm @Condensation's recently chosen secondary campaign manager. I made this. There you go. Hey, Friar! Better watch out, because I'm finger gunning for main campaign manager!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*ahem*

I NOMINATE MYSELF TO BE THE ABSOLUTE LEADER OF EVERYTHING

 

Tired of a corrupt

government?

Vote Truthless of Shinovar to have

your government cleansed today!

Edited August 15, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar
this dumb chromebook won't let me edit photos, so imagine that the text is on the picture

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

It is. I nominate DramaQueen as the Drama of the World.

Aw, thanks! sorry I kind of accidentally made sure that I was nominated. Whoops.

As the Drama Queen of the hegemony of the world, I will make it my duty to eliminate the negative drama on the shard. Theatre references and story drama are the only versions allowed. I will maintain the peace, helping people to get along well. In my real life, I am the only person who hasn't been strongly involved in any of the drama and fighting in my friend group. I am always the one trying to listen to both sides and help my friends stay friends.

I will not force everyone to listen to musicals, though I will strongly recommend that they do. Musicals just make me feel happy, and I want everyone else to feel that happiness, too. If you would like a musical reference specific to you, I can start a musical recommendation thread, similar to the book recommendation one. Tell me what you want in a musical, and I will try to find the show for you! I select @Channelknight Fadran as my second, @Condensation as my advisor, @The_Truthwatcher as my secretary, @Scarletfox as my court advisor, @Danex and @revelryintheart as my assistant musical recommenders, with @revelryintheart as the resident artist, as well.

[theTruthshaper]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

Aw, thanks! sorry I kind of accidentally made sure that I was nominated. Whoops.

I did plan to enter a few people, including you, earlier. I guess I just got confused.

[Scarletfox]

9 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

@Scarletfox as my court advisor

hmmm, that might just be more fun than being the leader of the hegemony of the world....

[Gears]

1 hour ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

I would define major candidates as people who are actively canvassing. You should also remove the spam.

So Brandon Sanderson, the author himself, is not a major candidate? The creator of the cosmere is not a major candidate‽ No.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

15 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Comedy is right folks, if you vote for DramaQueen, you’ll get nothing but a laughing stock! Vote for the ever-serious Truthless, the one who will change things for the better and not treat leadership like a joke!

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Please don’t hate me I’m just trying to win by exploiting your words I think you would make an excellent leader Queen

 

 

 

Edited August 15, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[revelryintheart she/her]

@Gears when will the nomination phase be over?

[Gears]

Just now, revelryintheart said:

@Gears when will the nomination phase be over?

In about 4 hours at 0:00 GMT 2020 August 16.