Immortal Platypus Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Cash67 said: *surprise in face* *seriously considers question* How much pressure does it take to pierce an elephants skin, and can we fire one chicken beak first at the velocity required to produce this pressure? a decent amount and... probably. EDIT: near the eyes it is paper thin, so almost certainly. so we would need... one chicken beak and a high velocity chicken beak launcher. Edited April 26, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 58 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said: My favorite thing is the surprise on guys faces when I take control of a conversation by asking them how many chickens it would take to kill an elephant. Its amazing. That sounds like my kind of conversation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 48 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: a decent amount and... probably. EDIT: near the eyes it is paper thin, so almost certainly. so we would need... one chicken beak and a high velocity chicken beak launcher. Nah not a chicken beak. We launch a whole Chicken, beak first, at the elephant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 Just now, Cash67 said: Nah not a chicken beak. We launch a whole Chicken, beak first, at the elephant well, you could use a beak, but the chicken would work. it might kill the chicken, but still. so Insa, the answer is 1! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: well, you could use a beak, but the chicken would work. it might kill the chicken, but still. so Insa, the answer is 1! @InfiniteInsanity there you go One speedy drumstick is all you need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 if we don't use a launcher though... how many would we need? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: if we don't use a launcher though... how many would we need? Thousands, I bet. The best way would probably be to suffocate the elephant with chicken bodies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 8 minutes ago, Potato's Wit said: Thousands, I bet. The best way would probably be to suffocate the elephant with chicken bodies. or crush it with the weight, but that would be less efficient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 2 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said: My favorite thing is the surprise on guys faces when I take control of a conversation by asking them how many chickens it would take to kill an elephant. Its amazing. Hehe, I'll try to not be overwhelmed next time because that sounds like fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said: well, you could use a beak, but the chicken would work. it might kill the chicken, but still. so Insa, the answer is 1! 1 hour ago, Cash67 said: @InfiniteInsanity there you go One speedy drumstick is all you need. Y'all sound like @The Bookwyrm. The only answer he'll give me is "If you launch it at the speed of light it only takes one." At least y'all have considered an alternative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 But the true question is how many toddlers does it take to beat an elephant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 16 minutes ago, Morningtide said: But the true question is how many toddlers does it take to beat an elephant? 5 or 6. Toddlers are very determined creatures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 They really, really are. They will not stop until they have dominated whatever they want! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 We should all be very terrified of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 minute ago, InfiniteInsanity said: We should all be very terrified of them. Yes! Imagine if they were full human sized! Giant 5-6 foot people with more determination and energy and less common sense or logic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 3 minutes ago, Morningtide said: Yes! Imagine if they were full human sized! Giant 5-6 foot people with more determination and energy and less common sense or logic! Like most show choir guys. They do the strangest things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 I will not argue with you on that point! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash67 Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 16 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said: Like most show choir guys. They do the strangest things. Can confirm as an ex show choir kid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, InfiniteInsanity said: The only answer he'll give me is "If you launch it at the speed of light it only takes one." At least y'all have considered an alternative. really, a chicken launched at the speed of light would take out almost anything within at least a mile radius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 1 hour ago, InfiniteInsanity said: Y'all sound like @The Bookwyrm. The only answer he'll give me is "If you launch it at the speed of light it only takes one." At least y'all have considered an alternative. thank you! 22 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: really, a chicken launched at the speed of light would take out almost anything within at least a mile radius true. chickens and toddlers are scary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 22 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: really, a chicken launched at the speed of light would take out almost anything within at least a mile radius Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure the destruction would be far, far greater than you suggest. First of all, it's impossible. And then there are other things too, but I'm not going to try to explain because there are people here who actually know these things and I don't want to make myself look even more stupid. @The Bookwyrm help 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 Just now, That1Cellist said: Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure the destruction would be far, far greater than you suggest. First of all, it's impossible. And then there are other things too, but I'm not going to try to explain because there are people here who actually know these things and I don't want to make myself look even more stupid. @The Bookwyrm help 24 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: really, a chicken launched at the speed of light would take out almost anything within at least a mile radius We wouldn't be launching it at lightspeed. That's impossible. You'd need an infinite amount of energy to get a massive object moving at 1c. But as long as you have enough energy you can get things moving at decent clips close to 1c. If we launched a chicken at .9c, or 90% the speed of light, it would fuse with the air it crashed into on a nuclear level, causing a gigantic nuclear explosion and cloud of radiation and death. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: We wouldn't be launching it at lightspeed. That's impossible. You'd need an infinite amount of energy to get a massive object moving at 1c. But as long as you have enough energy you can get things moving at decent clips close to 1c. If we launched a chicken at .9c, or 90% the speed of light, it would fuse with the air it crashed into on a nuclear level, causing a gigantic nuclear explosion and cloud of radiation and death. so what you're saying is... it wouldn't destroy a whole mile radius? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: so what you're saying is... it wouldn't destroy a whole mile radius? Hide contents I'm saying that I don't know what the radius is, but it's enough to kill an elephant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendelian Posted April 26, 2023 Report Share Posted April 26, 2023 On 7/31/2020 at 5:35 PM, Condensation said: Ha! I shall defy thee! Not really tho because you guys are being nice and staying off ours No, im or staying off of yours! *insert evil laughter* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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