Dreamwa1ker she/her Posted February 3, 2021 Posted February 3, 2021 1 hour ago, TheSprengineer said: Hide contents The power of prayer Seriously though, Navani’s prayers and glyphwards always work. This has me theorizing if there is some sort of "old magic" there. 9
Popular Post TheSprengineer Posted February 3, 2021 Popular Post Posted February 3, 2021 Spoiler It’s a working theory, could make back 5 super awesome 34
Dreamwa1ker she/her Posted February 3, 2021 Posted February 3, 2021 3 hours ago, TheSprengineer said: Reveal hidden contents It’s a working theory, could make back 5 super awesome Bondsmith oath: With great power comes great responsibility. 8
StanLemon Posted February 3, 2021 Posted February 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, Dreamwa1ker said: Bondsmith oath: With great power comes great responsibility. The most important words a man can say 2
Popular Post TheSprengineer Posted February 3, 2021 Popular Post Posted February 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Dreamwa1ker said: Bondsmith oath: With great power comes great responsibility. I accept there will be uncles I cannot protect Spoiler Apologies for the length but Stefon had a lot to say about Rosharan nightlife Transcript for size considerations: Spoiler Seth: Well the Oathgates are fired up, and tourists are exploring Roshar! With ideas on how to spend Middlefest, it’s our Rosharan corespondent, Stefon! Stefon: Hi. Seth: Hey, you aren’t looking so good, you ok? Stefon: No, I partied in Kholinar and I can’t remember a thing. Seth: Aaalright, well we have tourists looking for fun, what do you have? Stefon: Alright, so Roshar’s hottest club is “Stormdaddy.” Located at The Purelake’s weirdest warm spot, this Nightwatcher-induced blackout answers the question, “What was Aiden even doing there?” This place has EVERYTHING. Bonds, oaths, Polident Extra Strength...Freud-light. Seth: Don’t you mean ‘Voidlight’? Stefon: No, Freudlight. It doesn’t power the binding you think, and your mom looks really pretty in it. Seth: You know, I don’t think this is what we’re looking for. What about big families with kids? Stefon: Right. Got it. So if you’re the fifth son of a Horneater family and it’s your job to Just Freaking Rage, then do I have the place for you. Roshar’s hottest wine dive is [FRANTIC CHULL MATING NOISES]. Undead child emperor and celebrated sushi artist Yanaprawn the First is back, and this time, he has. Gone. CRAZY. This place has EVERYTHING. Drums, beats, a 16-piece dinette set...MY DEADEYE. At the door, the bouncer will ask the pass phrase, “What’s your favorite ship?” The answer? “Moash and a slow-moving woodchipper.” And performing this Saturday is Larry the Shardblade Swallower. Watch closely, he can only do this once. Seth: Stefon, I’m not sure you’re taking this seriously. What about taking a girl on a nice date? Stefon: Yesyesyesyes, ok, so if you’re a bored, bisexual Brightlady with a penchant for larceny, Roshar’s hottest club is, “So Yes, I, Adolin Kholin - Cousin to the King, Heir to the Kholin Princedom - Have Shat My Shardplate. Three Times, All On Purpose.” Inspired by the Deathrattle of a victim of autoerotic asphyxiation, this chouta cart overturned in a police chase has EVERYTHING. Axes the Erector, thottspren, that one guy who swears he lost his class ring right by where you’re sitting... And look by the bar! Is that Ishar, Herald of Luck? No, it’s a pack of coked-up axehounds trumping the Golden Girls themesong. Remember to come on Luau Night to hit the dance floor with a pack of Human Saddle Straps. Seth: What...is a Human Saddle Strap? Stefon: It’s that thing where you get a Herdazian to bite down on a broken strap, and when it’s secure he mumbles, “Looks good, gancho.” Seth: Does that actually work with a Shardbearer? Stefon: I dunno, but I’ve never lost my seat. Seth: WOAH-kay, so I don’t know if any of these work as a tourist destination... ...They’re more like if Cultivation got a hold of a sketch pad and Horneater White after a bad breakup... Stefon: Fair. Seth: ...But you seem to really want people to have fun. You should come with me to my town Middlefest faire. Stefon: KISSING BOOTH! Seth: Goodnight everyone. Stefon: You are a very strange woman. 19
Chinkoln he/him Posted February 3, 2021 Posted February 3, 2021 I have seen your memes and am grateful for your contributions, but the staff generally frown upon double posting.
TheSprengineer Posted February 3, 2021 Posted February 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Chinkoln said: I have seen your memes and am grateful for your contributions, but the staff generally frown upon double posting. Eep, did something post twice? I refreshed and I didn’t see a double-up, I’ll clean it up once it shows
Frustration Posted February 3, 2021 Posted February 3, 2021 Just now, TheSprengineer said: Eep, did something post twice? I refreshed and I didn’t see a double-up, I’ll clean it up once it shows You posted twice without someone else posting
TheSprengineer Posted February 3, 2021 Posted February 3, 2021 Just now, Frustration said: You posted twice without someone else posting Ah, that’s what's meant. Good to know
Popular Post Dreamwa1ker she/her Posted February 5, 2021 Popular Post Posted February 5, 2021 (edited) I can only imagine the confusion of the people chasing him. Edited February 5, 2021 by Dreamwa1ker 19
Random Bystander she/her Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 This is a bit TOO true... Spoiler 13
Chinkoln he/him Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 (edited) 500th Post!!!! Edited February 5, 2021 by Chinkoln 16
Personification he/him Posted February 5, 2021 Posted February 5, 2021 Spoiler Taravangian at the end of RoW: 12
Popular Post TheSprengineer Posted February 6, 2021 Popular Post Posted February 6, 2021 Spoiler Coming in HOT 18
Sara Stormblessed Posted February 6, 2021 Posted February 6, 2021 (edited) Sprenladies and Gentleshards! If you're like me, you like listening to Taylor Swift's Reputation album when you're thinking about Moash, in a Moash-mood, and/or otherwise want to see the world burn, like Moash. I especially like to imagine Moash going about his daily atrocities in a variety of sassy walks, as he listens to Reputation on repeat over his headphone fabrials. To help you imagine the same, I give you: Installment numero uno of "Moash: #1 Taylor Swift Fan" 1) If He's a Ghost, Then I Can Be a Phantom (Spoilered for size) Spoiler 2) I Don't Trust Nobody and Nobody Trusts Me (Spoilered because this is the ACTUAL BIGGEST RoW SPOILER! Do not look at this if you have not read the whole book.) Spoiler 3) I'd Do It Over and Over and Over Again If I Could (Spoilered for size) Spoiler Edited February 6, 2021 by Sara Stormblessed 4
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Personification he/him Posted February 7, 2021 Posted February 7, 2021 35 minutes ago, TheSprengineer said: Da da da dat da, dat da da da da ya da Hide contents Isn't this the scene where he finds out about Adams and immediately feels vindicated? 2
TerminalYuppie Posted February 8, 2021 Posted February 8, 2021 Warning: extremely cursed Paint edit 9
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