Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[theTruthshaper]

5 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

How dare you?

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I find Megan much scarier

 

 

5 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Kiss Hurl, marry Drehy, kill Blushweaver.

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Edited July 23, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher

[Negative_Null They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

KMK: Silence Montane, Sixth of the Dusk, Allomancer Jak

I think each of those would probably just kill me

Kiss Dusk, I guess, marry Silence if I have to, but definitely kill Jak and take his place.

KMK: Alcatraz, Davriel Cain, and Stephen Leeds

[FantasyFanatic he/him]

Jasnah, Vin, Marize

[Emi she/her]

29 minutes ago, FantasyFanatic said:

Jasnah, Vin, Marize

You meant Mraize?

[revelryintheart she/her]

46 minutes ago, FantasyFanatic said:

Jasnah, Vin, Marize

Kiss Jasnah, marry Vin, kill Mraize

KMK: Morriumur, Hesho, Brade

[Emi she/her]

Kiss Morrimur, marry Hesho, kill Brade obviously 

Renarin, Dalinar, Lift

[FantasyFanatic he/him]

3 hours ago, Emi said:

You meant Mraize?

Yeah, I should have know I spelled it wrong when the red dots didn't show up. 

[Channelknight Fadran]

23 hours ago, Emi said:

Kiss Morrimur, marry Hesho, kill Brade obviously 

Renarin, Dalinar, Lift

Marry Renarin, kiss Lift, then pray the Blackthorn doesn’t kill you first.

Gaz, Hrathen, and Straff Venture

[SirWolfe]

8 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Gaz, Hrathen, and Straff Venture

Marry Hrathen (Sure, he's a bit gruff, but he's not all that bad), Kiss Gaz (He's not all that bad either), and kill Straff Venture (Preferably messily.)

Rock, Ym the shoemaker, Saolin

Edited July 25, 2020 by SirWolfe

[Honorless he/him]

On 7/25/2020 at 6:12 AM, SirWolfe said:

Rock, Ym the shoemaker, Saolin

Kill Rock, peck on the cheek for Ym, happily ever after with Saolin

 

Moash, Amaram, Sadeas

No kill, kill, kill isn't an option

[Negative_Null They/Them]

48 minutes ago, Honorless said:

Moash, Amaram, Sadeas

No kill, kill, kill isn't an option

Unfortunate, that.

Kiss Moash because at least he's hot, Marry Amaram because he's rich and hot, kill Sadeas so Amaram and I can take over the house

 

K M K: Nightblood, M-bot, and Maya

Edited July 26, 2020 by Negative_Null

[dannnex male]

6 hours ago, Negative_Null said:

K M K: Nightblood, M-bot, and Maya

Kill Maya, cuz she’s already dead, kiss night blood, for as limited physical contact as possible, and marry M-Bot because having access to a ftl spaceship would be cool.

 

kmk: TLR, Odium, Ruin

Edited July 26, 2020 by Danex

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

4 minutes ago, Danex said:

kmk: TLR, Odium, Ruin

Kiss Ruin, marry TLR, and kill Odium.

Kiss, marry, kill: Kaladin, Elend, and Spook.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

3 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Kiss, marry, kill: Kaladin, Elend, and Spook.

Kiss Spook, marry Elend and have the world's biggest library, and sorry Kal

KMK: Navani, Venli, and Sarene

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Kiss Navani, marry my fellow Willshaper, kill Sarene.

KMK: Rock, Lopen, Teft (let's make it a harder one)

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

59 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Kiss Navani, marry my fellow Willshaper, kill Sarene.

KMK: Rock, Lopen, Teft (let's make it a harder one)

Kiss Rock, marry Lopen, sorry Teft bye-bye

KMK: Vasher, Vivenna, Siri

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss Vivenna, marry Siri, kill Vasher. He's kind of a jerk.

KMK: Joel, Sylphrena, Topaz

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Kiss Vivenna, marry Siri, kill Vasher. He's kind of a jerk.

KMK: Joel, Sylphrena, Topaz

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Who's Topaz? I just went to The Coppermind and looked at characters in all of Brandon Sanderson's books, and there is no Topaz...

 

[Mist she/her]

Topaz is Hoid. It's used widely in Dragonsteel Prime.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

14 minutes ago, Mist said:

Topaz is Hoid. It's used widely in Dragonsteel Prime.

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Ohhh ok.

Kiss Topaz, marry Syl, I'm sorry Joel, I love you, but you have to go.

(I am making a new rule... you can use Sharders. Mwahahahaha) KMK: @AonEne @Lunamor @Spren of Kindness (If you are not ok with being used for this, please let me know asap.)

Edited July 27, 2020 by DramaQueen

[Mist she/her]

2 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Kiss Topaz, marry Syl, I'm sorry Joel, I love you, but you have to go.

(I am making a new rule... you can use Sharders. Mwahahahaha) KMK: @AonEne @Lunamor @Spren of Kindness

Be careful. "Killing" someone may be a bad idea, the problem with using Sharders.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

2 minutes ago, Mist said:

Be careful. "Killing" someone may be a bad idea, the problem with using Sharders.

Ok, instead of killing, it will be only to maim or seriously injure.

[Lunamor she/her]

Oh heck 

(I don’t mind being used for this btw, but I might ask people before using their names just to make sure they’re ok with it)

[Channelknight Fadran]

Feel free to kill me all you want.

16 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Kiss Topaz, marry Syl, I'm sorry Joel, I love you, but you have to go.

(I am making a new rule... you can use Sharders. Mwahahahaha) KMK: @AonEne @Lunamor @Spren of Kindness (If you are not ok with being used for this, please let me know asap.)

Kiss Kindndess (or, rather, hug Kindness), Marry AonEne, and... frick, I don't wanna kill Lunamor.

Pretend to kill Lunamor by hiding him in a stew pot.

@DramaQueen, @Channelknight Fadran, @McWafy

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss @DramaQueen, Marry @Channelknight Fadran, Kill @McWafy. Sorry, but I don't know you that well.