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Posted
4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Potato" and "Hate" don't belong in the same sentence, much less hyphened together to become a hybrid word.

I'm sure there are some people who hate potatoes.

Posted
9 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"You forgot... quotation marks."

Not fair, you didn't use any either.

 

7 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Who would kill the potato in a minefield when they have the chance to kill the already dead guy?

You seem pretty alive to me.

 

This was a difficult choice, but...

Kiss DramaQueen, Marry Fadran, Kill Ghanderflaffle

 

*immediately uses progression on Ghanderflaffle*

Posted
Just now, The_Truthwatcher said:

This was a difficult choice, but...Kiss DramaQueen, Marry Fadran, Kill Ghanderflaffle

*Liv*

"Where in kalad's phantoms did this ring come from? Truth? Are you... what... huh? Stormfather, what is going on? We're married... then why are you kissing Queen?

"And why in the colors are you trying to hide Ghanderflaffle's body?"

(Also you forgot the next prompt)

Posted
2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

*Liv*

"Where in kalad's phantoms did this ring come from? Truth? Are you... what... huh? Stormfather, what is going on? We're married... then why are you kissing Queen?

"And why in the colors are you trying to hide Ghanderflaffle's body?"

(Also you forgot the next prompt)

I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud right now because I am supposed to be doing homework. 

It is difficult.

Posted (edited)

There's a 72% chance that that'll be the funniest thing I've written today. There's also a 23% chance that that'll be the funniest thing you'll read today.

Also, Ghanderflaffle's name is one of those words that sounds hilarious in the right setting. I scored lucky.

Edited by Channelknight Fadran
Posted

"We are married now, Fadran, you cannot escape me anymore. I shall trouble you always, asking for writing tips. Bwahahahaha"

Let's see: Rysn, Renarin, Venli

Posted
Just now, The_Truthwatcher said:

"We are married now, Fadran, you cannot escape me anymore. I shall trouble you always, asking for writing tips. Bwahahahaha"

Let's see: Rysn, Renarin, Venli

Kiss Rysn, marry Renarin, kill Venli

Next: KMK Shallan, Siri, Sarene (Brandon really likes girl names that start with S, huh? Also V. (Vivenna, Venli, etc.) Weird.)

Posted (edited)
8 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

Kiss Rysn, marry Renarin, kill Venli

Next: KMK Shallan, Siri, Sarene (Brandon really likes girl names that start with S, huh? Also V. (Vivenna, Venli, etc.) Weird.)

Kiss Shallan, Marry Sarene, ....and I am sorry Siri.

@DramaQueen   @Channelknight Fadran and Adolin

Edited by The_Truthwatcher
Posted
Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

@Hentientnow I got your scores. Perhaps I shouldn't have publicly published the answers...?

46/55. You would've gotten 51, but you missed one multiple choice.

Wrong forum, mate

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

Wrong forum, mate

Dear gosh, where the frick did my brain go?

In all seriousness though I gotta fix that.

Edited by Channelknight Fadran
It's official. I'm dying. I thought that this was High Imperial Academy, and then I thought that this was The Game and its losers
Posted (edited)

Now that I’m here, I might as well play! 

Kiss Fadran, MARRY ADOLIN and kill *in the nicest way possible* Queen. 

Nightblood, Pattern, and Ashe! 

Edited by Hentient
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Hentient said:

Now that I’m here, I might as well play! 

Kiss Fadran, MARRY ADOLIN and kill *in the nicest way possible* Queen. 

Nightblood, Pattern, and Ashe! 

Fadran is a little confused as Hentient kisses him, who then proceeds to leave him behind and propose to Adolin. Then, he sees something poking out from underneath a tablecloth.

"Queen?" Fadran lifts up the tablecloth. "Why are you... dead?"

Edited by Channelknight Fadran
Posted
2 hours ago, Hentient said:

Now that I’m here, I might as well play! 

Kiss Fadran, MARRY ADOLIN and kill *in the nicest way possible* Queen. 

Nightblood, Pattern, and Ashe! 

Quote

My apologies for the doublepost

Kiss pattern (best I can), Marry Nightblood (is marriage evil?), kill Ashe. Sorry, madame herald, but blades before babes, right? (Yes, that was a Magnus Chase reference).

@Truthless of Shinovar, Szeth, and, and Szeth-son-son-Vallano.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

@Truthless of Shinovar, Szeth, and, and Szeth-son-son-Vallano.

You kill all of them. Their blood stains the once-white carpet, their screams echo through the silent room, their eyes watch you as they fall. You brush your lips against one corpse's mouth, slip a ring over another's hand, and smile at the carnage you have wrought.

Pattern, Wyndle, Glys

Posted
2 minutes ago, Gears said:

You kill all of them. Their blood stains the once-white carpet, their screams echo through the silent room, their eyes watch you as they fall. You brush your lips against one corpse's mouth, slip a ring over another's hand, and smile at the carnage you have wrought.

Pattern, Wyndle, Glys

You didn't even bother to propose? They have to say yes before you put the ring on their finger.

Posted
1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Fadran is a little confused as Hentient kisses him, who then proceeds to leave him behind and propose to Adolin. Then, he sees something poking out from underneath a tablecloth.

"Queen?" Fadran lifts up the tablecloth. "Why are you... dead?"

"..."

4 minutes ago, Gears said:

You kill all of them. Their blood stains the once-white carpet, their screams echo through the silent room, their eyes watch you as they fall. You brush your lips against one corpse's mouth, slip a ring over another's hand, and smile at the carnage you have wrought.

Pattern, Wyndle, Glys

Kiss Wyndle, marry Pattern, (NO MATING,) and kill Glys.

Navani, Jasnah, Vivenna

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Marry Vivenna, kiss Navani, and kill Jasnah; She'll get over it.

Dalinar Kholin, Mraize's chicken, and Bluefingers.

Give Dalinar a kiss on the cheek, marry Bluefingers, and kill the chicken.  I'm hungry.

Kelsier, Mraize, and Denth.

Edited by Spren of Kindness
Forgot prompt!
Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Gears said:

You kill all of them. Their blood stains the once-white carpet, their screams echo through the silent room, their eyes watch you as they fall. You brush your lips against one corpse's mouth, slip a ring over another's hand, and smile at the carnage you have wrought.

Pattern, Wyndle, Glys

Wow. That was brutal.

Edited by Truthless of Shinovar
Posted
9 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

I sometimes worry about the mental stability of the people in this thread.

Why thank you.

Posted
3 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Kiss pattern (best I can), Marry Nightblood (is marriage evil?), kill Ashe. Sorry, madame herald, but blades before babes, right? (Yes, that was a Magnus Chase reference).

@Truthless of Shinovar, Szeth, and, and Szeth-son-son-Vallano.

Ashe is a seon, not a herald

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