Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Yeden, marry Kaladin (duh) and kill Taravangian

Shallan, Siri, Vin

Edited January 15, 2022 by #1 Taln Fan

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

kiss Siri, marry Vin, kill SHallan

VIn, Kelsier, Elend.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Elend, marry Vin, kill Kelsier

Elend, Spook, Sazed (post Catecendre)

[CryoZenith he/him]

Kiss Spook, marry Elend (money money monaaay), kill Harmony, take up Harmony Shard

Khriss, Hoid, Vasher

Edited January 15, 2022 by CryoZenith
ninja'd

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Kiss Khriss (phone wanted that to be “Khrushchev”), marry Hoid (if only for the possibility of sweet hekin flute duets), and kill Vasher.

Koravellium, Tanavast, Rayse

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Koravellium, Marry Tanavast, and Kill Rayse.

Yalb, Nale, Mayalaran. 

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss yalb, marry Maya, kill Nale

Ash, Taln, Keleb

 

Edited January 15, 2022 by Ookla the Theoretical

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Taln, marry Ash, kill Keleb

Taln, Ash, Jezrien

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hmmm

Kiss Taln, marry Ash, kill Jerizen

 

Leyten, Lopen, Lyn (all Ls hehe)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Lyn, Marry Lopen (life would never be boring again!), and kill Leyten. Let's hope the rest of Bridge Four doesn't kill me for that.

 

Dockson, Breeze, Spook.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Kiss Dockson, MARRY SPOOKYBOI, kill Breeze. That was easy.

 

David, Mizzy, Megan

[Quivil]

Not many options here...

Kiss Mizzy ig (on the cheek if I can), marry David, kill Megan (partially because she won't stay dead)

 

Taln, Nin, Moash

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Nin (gross), marry Taln, kill Moash (gladly)

Sigzil, Teft, Hobber

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Sigzil, marry Teft, kill Hobber. (heart renches for Hobber)

Bluefingers, Dalof, Felt.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Assuming you mean Dilaf? Kiss Bluefihngers, marry Felt, kill Dilaf.

Kelsier, Mraize, Iyatil

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Mraize, Marry Iyatil, Kill Kelsier.

Shallan, Lemex, Hoid.

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss Sarene, marry Raoden, kill Hrathen

Clubs, Dox, Ham

[Voidspawn he/him]

Kiss Tanavast, Marry Bavadin, Kill Fuzz.

Dalinar, Adolin, Renarin.

[Guest]

Kiss Adolin, marry Renarin, kill Dalinar 

Vin, Renarin, Kelsier

[Voidspawn he/him]

Kiss Renarin, Marry Vin, Kill Kelsier.

Chiri-Chiri, Doomslug, Kaladin.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Chiri Chiri, marry Doomslug, kill Kaladin

Moash, Teft, Chiri Chiri

[CryoZenith he/him]

Kiss Chiri Chiri, marry Teft, kill Moash, Return Moash, kill Moash again

Sylphrena, Wyrdle, Design

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Sylphrena, Marry Wyndle, Kill Design.

Jewels, Wikim Davar, Sazed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Renarin, marry Adolin kill Dalinar.

Navani, Rabonial, Leshwi.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Raboniel, marry Navani, kill Leshwi 

Venli, Eshonai, Rlain