Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[The One Ring she/her]

3 minutes ago, Elf said:

Kiss Kaladin, Marry Adolin, Kill Shallan (sorry Shallan but Adolin and Kaladin way trump you.)

Kelsier, Dockson, Siri

Why do you have to make me do this
Kiss Siri, marry Dockson, kill Kelsier

 

Kaladin, Jasnah, Sezth

[Guest]

HA!

Kiss Kaladin, Marry Szeth, and Kill Jasnah 

Ruin, Preservation, Honour

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Honor, Marry Preservation, and Kill Ruin. Quite easy, really.

 

Vivenna, Kelsier, Teft.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Kiss Teft, Marry Vivenna, Kill Kelsier (he just won't stay dead)

Boomslug, Doomslug, Fine

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

NO I HAVE TO KILL A SLUG

Kiss Doomslug, marry Boomslug, kill Fine

Grandpa Smedry, Dalinar, and Cobb

[Voidspawn he/him]

Kiss Cobb, Marry Grandpa Smedry, Kill Dalinar.

Taravangian, Rayse, Cephandrius.

[Guest]

Kiss Cephandrius, Marry Rayse, Kill Taravangian

Vin, Elend, Adolin

[Voidspawn he/him]

Kiss Vin, Marry Adolin, Kill Elend.

Ishar, Ash, Taln

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Taln, marry Ash, kill Ishar

Susebron, Blushweaver, Lightsong

[Guest]

Kiss Susebron, Marry Blushweaver, Kill Lightsong

Susebron, Elend, Kelsier

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Elend, marry Susebron, kill Kelsier.

Vasher, Nale, Jasnah.

[Guest]

why are so many people killing Kelsier? I mean, he's way older than me but hot damn. 

Kiss Nale Marry Vaher, Kill Jasnah 

Shallan, Vin, Veil

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

12 minutes ago, Elf said:

why are so many people killing Kelsier? I mean, he's way older than me but hot damn. 

He needs to stay dead. He won't stay dead, as Voidspawn said. Also, he's weird.

12 minutes ago, Elf said:

Shallan, Vin, Veil

Kiss Vin, Marry Veil, and Kill Shallan. Quite the dilemma, because if I kill Shallan I kill Veil too.

Treledees, Siri, Tonk Fah.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Treledees, marry Siri, kill Tonk Fah

Moash, Taravangian, Zane

[Morningtide she/her]

Easy!

Kiss Moash, Kill Taravangian, Marry Zane. I strongly hate Moash, and may kill him after I kiss him, but Taravangian is a really old guy and after ROW... just no.

Navani, Dalinar, Gavilar

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hmm... all boomers... Kiss Navani, Marry Gavilar, and Kill Dalinar. 

Pattern, Clod, TenSoon.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss TenSoon (gross), marry Pattern (heck yeah) and kill Clod

Spensa, Vivenna, Vin

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss Spensa, marry Vin, Kill Vivenna

Shallan, Veil, Radiant

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hmmmmmm tricky

Kiss Veil, marry Radiant, kill Shallan (I'm sorry shallan ;-;)

 

Spensa, Vin, Adolin

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Vin, marry Spensa, kill Adolin. (Sorry Adolin)

Sixth of the Dusk, Teft, Clubs

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

poo

Kiss (on the cheek thank you very much) Dusk, marry Teft, kill Clubs

Taln, Ash, Hoid.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Taln, marry Ash, kill Hoid.

23 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

(on the cheek thank you very much

Not an option I’m afraid

Adolin, Renarin, Kaladin

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh, Storms. Don't make me kill one of my three book crushes.

Kiss Adolin, Marry Renarin, and... I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS! Kill... Kill Kaladin. *Internal Anguish.*

Ranette, Vathi, Allrianne Cett.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Allrianne, marry Vathi, kill Ranette.

Elend, Renarin, Rock

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

kiss Elend, marry Renarin, kill Rock I AM SO SORRY ROCK.

Taravangian, Kaladin, Yeden.