Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

uhh

kiss Kaladin, marry Teft and (SORRY LOPEN MY MAN) kill Lopen.

Ati, Rayse, Bavadin.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Ati, Marry Bavadin, Kill Rayse. That one was pretty tough.

Llarimar, Treledees, Inhanna.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Kiss Llarimar, Marry Inhanna, Kill Treledees.

Zahel, Talaxin, Vasher

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss Zahel, Marry Vasher, Kill Talaxin

generic highspren, generic ashspren, generic cryptic

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss generic ashspren, Marry generic Cryptic, Kill generic Highspren.

Arsteel, Yesteel, Shashara.

[Going_North_cal]

Kill Arsteel, Kiss Yesteel, Marry Shashara.

Edwarn Ladrian, Beldre, Taln

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Spoiler

I was summoned

Kiss Beldre, Marry Taln, Kill Edwarn

Raoden, Sarene, Galladon

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Raoden, marry Sarene, kill Galladon (i'm so sorry Galladon but King of the Oreo would never forgive me if i killed Raoden)

Adolin, Allrianne, Arturo (bet the next one can't be all B's :D)

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss Adolin, marry Arturo, kill Allrianne

All Bs, hmm... Ba-Ado-Mishram, Breeze, Bim

Edited February 10, 2022 by Ookla the Theoretical

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Breeze, marry Bim, kill Ba-Ado-Mishram

All Cs… Chiri-Chiri, Chanarach, Clubs

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Chanarach, marry Chiri-Chiri, kill Clubs

All Ds! Dalinar, Doomslug, Dockson

Edited February 10, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Dockson, marry Doomy, kill Dalinar

Ehlokar, Evi, Elend

[Quivil]

Kiss Elhokar, marry Elend, kill Evi

(Dalinar's going to MURDER me)

 

Forch, Frost, Frava

[Szeth's Facepalm]

I'm not actually sure who frost is, but i don't wanna marry either of the others, sooo...

Kiss Frava, marry Frost, kill Forch.

Galladon, Gavilar, Gaz

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Gavilar, Marry Galladon, Kill Gaz. Tough one.

All H's. Hammond, Hobber, Hoid.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Hoid, marry Hammond, kill Hobber (nooooooooooooooo i'm so sorry )

Ialai, Ivory, Iadon

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

*discontorted screaming*

Kiss Ivory, Marry Ilali, kill Iadon. 

well I am a ghostblood

Wayne Wax Kaladin

[Szeth's Facepalm]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU RUINED THE ALPHABETICAL ORDER

*sigh*

Kiss Wayne, marry Kaladin, kill Wax (sorry my man)

To keep up where we left off:

Jasnah, Jorgen, allomancer Jak

Spoiler

Don't worry, i know doing three in a row is too much, i'll take a break

 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Jorgen, Marry Jasnah, kill Jak.

Spensa, David Charleston, Tindwyl

[Szeth's Facepalm]

NOOOOOOO YOU DID IT AGAIN D:

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

LOOOL

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Spensa, marry David, kill Tindwyl.

Kelsier, Kaladin, Kimmalyn

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Kimmalyn, Marry Kaladin, Kill Kelsier.

Next should be all L's but Szeth already did those, so I guess I'll do M's.

Mayalaran, Maps, the Marksman.

Edit: Whoops I just realized they did I's, not L's.

Edited February 11, 2022 by Sequence

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Maps, marry Mayalaren, kill the Marksman

I'll do Ls lol. (Next should be Ns.)

Lopen, Lift, Lirin

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Lopen, marry Lift kill Lirin. 

haha

Raoden, Galladon, Sarene.