Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Ur mean >:(

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

sorry but that is the way the game is played.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Raoden, marry Sarene, kill Galadon

Nohadon, Navani, Nazh

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Nohadon, Kiss Navani kill Nazh

Hoid, Nazh Khriss.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Hoid, marry Khriss, kill Nazh

Ornament (Beryl’s cryptic), OreSeur, and Obliteration (from Reckoners)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss OreSeur, Marry Ornament, kill Obliteration

David Charleston, Baon, Demoux

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*sighs*

Kiss David, marry Demoux, kill Baon (whoever that is)

Pattern, Paalm, Praxton

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Paalm, marry Pattern #67 kill Praxton.

Shallan Testament Vasher.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Kiss Vasher, marry Shallan, kill Testament (just cuz I don't remember who that is)

There's only three Q characters total so...

Quellion, Quentin Smedry, Quilan

(C'mon, Branderson, make a better use of the best letter...)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

dont know who Quilan is...

Kiss Quilan, Mary Quention kill Quellion.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

...

Raoden, Rlain, Renarin

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Relain marry Renarin kill Raoden

Brandon Sanderson, Janci Patterson, Steven Bohls.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Janci, marry Brandon, kill Steven. 

Shallan, Sarene, Siri

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Shallan, Marry Sarene, kill Siri our favorite virtual assistant.

Renarin, Dalinar, Adolin

Edited February 11, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Remember that you’re supposed to list three characters for the next person : )

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Remember that you’re supposed to list three characters for the next person : )

fixed

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Adolin, marry Renarin, kill Dalinar

Treledees, Taravangian, Teft

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Treledees, marry Teft kill Taravangian

who is treledees?

Evi, Navani, Vivenna

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Evi, Marry Vivenna, Kill Navani. 

Treledees is a crotchety old man who hates human beings and looks like a prune.

Ua'pam, Ulim, Unativi.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Unativi, marry Ua'pam, kil Ulim

Vasher, Shashara, Arsteel. I have not read war breaker, I just have a very informative friend.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Vasher, marry Arsteel, kill Shashara.

Vin, Vivenna, Venli.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Vin, marry Vivenna, kill Venli

Wax, Wayne, Wyndle

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Wayne, marry Wyndle, kill Wax 

@szeth_facepalm @Elf @szeth_pancakes.

 

 

Edited February 12, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Szeth's Facepalm]

The only X name in the cosmere is Xisis, who, funnily enough, has not appeared in any books but was revealed by Sanderson when a fan asked if there were any X names because they were making a Cosmere A-Z thing. Lol

[Robin Sedai she/her]

On 12/02/2022 at 11:58 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

@szeth_facepalm @Elf @szeth_pancakes.

This is Sanderson Edition, not Sharder Edition. And they might be uncomfortable with being kissed and married by random internet strangers.

Yalb, Yesteel, Yelig-nar.