Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hmmmm... shai is from the emperor's soul, right?

Kiss Shai, marry Sixth of Dusk, not actually kill Silence because 1. She would kill me first and 2. I don't wanna kill her D:

Pattern, Design, Ivory

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Yeah shai is from emperor's soul.

Kiss Pattern, Marry Design, kill Ivory.

Shallan, Lin Davar, Chanarach.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Shallan (dont hurt me Adolin), Marry Chanarach, Kill Lin Davar.

Hoid, Koravellium, Frost.

Edited February 19, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Koravelium, Marry Hoid, kill Frost.

Tanavast, Ati, Leras.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Ati, Marry Tanavast, Kill Leras.

Rayse, Edgli, Bavadin.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Bavadin, marry Edgli, kill Rayse. forgot who Edgli was, are they endowment?

Autonomy, Endowment, Odium.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Endowment, marry Autonomy, kill Odium.

Wax, Vin, Sazed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Vin, marry Sazed kill Wax

Gallodan, Ashe, Kaladin

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Kaladin, marry Galladon, kill Ashe.

Steris, Spensa, Shallan.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

ah.

Kiss Shallan, marry Spensa, kill Steris.

Wax Wayne Raoden.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Raoden, marry Wayne (easy), and kill Wax.

MeLaan, Blushweaver, Adolin

[Hollow Graves]

Kiss Wayne, Marry Wax, Kill Raoden

 

Jorgen, Taln, Breeze

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Taln, marry Jorgen (Sorry Taln, but Jorgen is a sweet cinnamon roll+more my age), and kill Breeze

Nedd, Rig, Jorgen

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

hmmmm

Kiss Jorgen, marry Rig, kill Nedd.

Dalinar, Shallan, Kaladin.

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss Kaladin, marry Dalinar, kill Shallan (I don't mind her character, I'd just find her annoying in real life)

Renarin, Navani, Szeth

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Renarin, marry Navani, kill Szeth.

Nightwatcher, Stormfather, Sibling.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss the Nightwatcher, marry the Sibling, kill the Stormfather

Spensa, FM, Hurl

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss FM, marry Hurl, kill Spensa

Doomslug, Boomslug,

Spoiler

gray wrinkly slug at the end of Evershore.

 

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Kiss Boomy, marry Doomy, kill the last one 

Nedd, Arturo, Jorgen

Edited February 24, 2022 by #1 Taln Fan

[Morningtide she/her]

Kiss Arturo, marry Jorgen, kill Nedd

Kimmalyn, FM, Hurl

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Kimmalyn, marry FM, kill Hurl

Kaladin, Adolin, Shallan.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Adolin, marry Kaladin, kill Shallan.

Perry the Platypus, Dr Doofenshmirtz, Milo Murphy.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Perry the Platypus, Dr Doofenshmirtz, Milo Murphy.

This is Sanderson Edition.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Robin Hatter said:

This is Sanderson Edition.

oh, right.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Gonna start us up again:

Wax, Wayne, Marasi