Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Hollow Graves]

Kiss Siri, Marry Hoid, Kill Kaladin

 

Shallan, David, Frost

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gak.

Kiss Shallan, Marry MetaphorMan, kill Frost. (I refuse to call him David)

A spam bot, a head admin, a rotting chasmfeind corpse. 

[Kal4ever!:) she/her]

is anyone else in love with every main character in all his books?

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

3 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

A spam bot, a head admin, a rotting chasmfeind corpse. 

Kiss a spam bot, marry a head admin, kill the corpse.

Pattern Design Syl

[Kal4ever!:) she/her]

probably marry the chasmfeind corpse, kiss a spam bot and kill a head admin. 

Elend, David, Kaladin

[Hollow Graves]

Kiss Kaladin, Marry Elend, Kill David

Siri, Veil, Sarene

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Veil, marry Siri, kill Sarene.

Jasnah, Kaladin, Yalb.

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

Marry Kaladin (my dream), kiss Jasnah, kill Yalb. (Idk j haven’t finished Dawnshard )
 

TenSoon, Szeth, Megan

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Szeth, marry Megan, kill TenSoon

Steris, MeLaan, Marsh

[Hollow Graves]

Kiss Raoden, Marry Elend, Kill Kaladin

 

Susebron, Spook, Ashraven

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

kiss Ashraven, Marry Spook, kill Susebron. (look, I haven't read Warbreaker)

 

Marsh, TLR, Kelsier.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Kelsier, marry Marsh, kill the Lord Ruler.

Sel, Roshar, Scadrial.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Sel, Marry Roshar, Kill Scadrial.

Ashyn, Vax, Braize.

[Hollow Graves]

Kiss Braize, Marry Ashyn, Kill Vax

Random Librarian Thug, Random Scadrian worker, Taravangian

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

this should not be a childhood game. this is true on so many levels

kiss liebrarian thug, marry Scandrian worker, kill Taravangian

Szeth, Endowment, spook

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kiss Endowment, Marry Spook, Kill Szeth.

Galladon, Sixth of Dusk, Vivenna.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Sixth of Dusk, marry Vivenna my beloved, kill Galladon (sry my bro)

Spensa, Sazed, Shallan

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

kiss shallan, mary spensa, kill sazed(sry, best of bad choices)

Syl, Pattern, Wyndle

[Guest]

can I join???????????????????????

[Quivil]

1 hour ago, Spook's biggest fan said:

can I join???????????????????????

Certainly.

On 5/2/2022 at 6:18 PM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Syl, Pattern, Wyndle

Kiss Pattern, marry Wyndle, kill Syl

Wax, Miles, Steris

Edited May 4, 2022 by Tani

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

kiss wax, marry steris, kill miles

Doom, Death, Destruction

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

10 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Doom, Death, Destruction

Pardon me if these are Sanderson characters, but this is indeed the Sanderson edition of KMK.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

36 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Pardon me if these are Sanderson characters, but this is indeed the Sanderson edition of KMK.

drat, sorry, thought it was the other one

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I will carry this on. 

Taravangian, Odium, A chasmfeind.

[Guest]

Kiss Odium, Marry Taravangain, Kill a chasmfeind.

 

Spook, Clubs, Sazed.