Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Going_North_cal]

Kill Wax, Kiss Marasi, Marry Wayne

Adolin, Renarin, Kaladin

[Hollow Graves]

Kiss Kaladin, Marry Adolin, Kill Renarin

 

Hoid, Vasher, Lightsong

[Going_North_cal]

Kill Vasher, Kiss Hoid, Marry Lightsong.

Whitespine, Kandra, Ryshadium

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

GAK.

Kiss Kandra, marry Ryshadium, kill a white spine.

Adolin, Elend, Kaladin.

[Hollow Graves]

Kiss Adolin, Marry Elend, Kill Kaladin

 

Shallan, Dalinar, Marasi

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Shallan, Marry Dalinar, kill Marasi.

 

Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Smedry, Bastille.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Uhhhh, these are getting sus

Kiss Al, marry Bastille, kill Brando (i'm so sorry ;-;)

Preservation, Cultivation, Honor

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

oh this is easy.

Kiss Leras, marry Tanavast, kill Koravellium.

Szeth, Nightblood, Lift.

[Going_North_cal]

Kill Nightblood, Marry Lift, Kiss Szeth

Jasnah, Lyn, Navani

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

er.

Kiss Lyn, Marry Navani, kill Jasnah(nah nah nah, we don't talk about JASNAAAAAH!)

Sigzil, Teft, Rock.

 

[Going_North_cal]

Marry Rock, Kill Sigzil, Kiss Teft

Jezrien, Random Honorspren, Atium Misting

Edited March 25, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kiss Jezrien, Marry Atium Misting, kill random Honorspren.

Taln, Ash, Jezrien.

[Going_North_cal]

Kill Taln, Marry Ash, Kiss Jezrien.

Nale, Szeth, The Stump

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

#1 Taln fan hates you know.

kiss Stump, Marry Szeth, kill (S)Nale.

Frost, Hoid, Khriss.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Hoid, marry Khriss, kill Frost.

Adolin, Elend, Spook.

Edited March 26, 2022 by Robin Sedai
typo

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

(who's Goid?)

Kiss Elend, Marry Spook, Kill Adolin.

Marazi, Steris, Vin.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

(who's Goid?)

My sleep deprived brain

Who's Marazi? Kiss Vin, marry Steris, kill Marazi (look, you are a stranger who wandered into Sanderson Kiss, Marry, Kill; of course I have to kill you!)

Wax, Wayne, Kelsier.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Robin Sedai said:

Who's Marazi?

I'm the one who hasn't read Wax and Wayne, not you.

kiss Kel, marry Wayne, kill Wax.

Dalinar, Kelsier, Hoid.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Kiss Kelsier, marry Hoid, kill Dalinar.

Shallan, Spensa, Vin

Also @Thaidakar the Ghostblood so you read era two?? Thoughts?

Edited March 26, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Kiss Kelsier, marry Hoid, kill Dalinar.

Shallan, Spensa, Vin

Also @Thaidakar the Ghostblood so you read era two?? Thoughts?

nopedy nope nope. I only catch what everyone is saying, get the gist of it, go along with it. piece it all together. Like I always do. I probably won't read it for a year or two yet *cries in the corner*

Kiss Vin, Marry Spensa, kill Shallan.

Kelsier, Thaidakar, Taravangian.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

58 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

nopedy nope nope. I only catch what everyone is saying, get the gist of it, go along with it. piece it all together. Like I always do. I probably won't read it for a year or two yet *cries in the corner*

Why not thoughhhhhhhhhhhh

You should read it, it's the best cosmere series :o

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Szeth's Facepalm said:

Why not thoughhhhhhhhhhhh

You should read it, it's the best cosmere series

because of Wayne stuff that's inappropriate apparently. and then apparently some Kandra says some stuff that's inappropriate. *shrugs* I guess I will just have to wait that year or two. I do have Cradle and stuff to read anyways, so it's not like I don't have anything to read.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

LOL

Wayne is.......... so special

But also pretty much my favorite cosmere character

But yeah i guess he's a little inappropriate.

Actually way more than a little. Lmao.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

LOL

Wayne is.......... so special

But also pretty much my favorite cosmere character

But yeah i guess he's a little inappropriate.

Actually way more than a little. Lmao.

yeah I'm gonna have to wait.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

7 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Kelsier, Thaidakar, Taravangian.

Kiss Thaidakar, marry Kelsier, kill Taravangian.

Hoid, Siri, Kaladin