Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Adolin, Marry Renarin, Kill Kaladin.

KMK: Shallan, Vin, Vivenna

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

12 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Kiss Adolin, Marry Renarin, Kill Kaladin.

KMK: Shallan, Vin, Vivenna

Kiss Vin, marry Shallan, oh, gosh, I'm sorry Vivenna!

KMK: Vasher, Nightblood, Szeth

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss Adolin, Marry Renarin, hope I can kill Kaladin before he kills me.

KMK: Glys, Wyndle, Ivory

Edited August 4, 2020 by Condensation

[Channelknight Fadran]

11 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

Kiss Vin, marry Shallan, oh, gosh, I'm sorry Vivenna!

KMK: Vasher, Nightblood, Szeth

Marry nightblood, kiss Szeth, kill Vasher

11 hours ago, Condensation said:

Kiss Adolin, Marry Renarin, hope I can kill Kaladin before he kills me.

KMK: Glys, Wyndle, Ivory

Kiss Wyndle, Marry Glys, and... frick, I'm sorry Ivory.

KMK: Taln, Taravangian, Torol Sadeas

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

6 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Marry nightblood, kiss Szeth, kill Vasher

Kiss Wyndle, Marry Glys, and... frick, I'm sorry Ivory.

KMK: Taln, Taravangian, Torol Sadeas

Kiss Taravangian on the cheek, marry Taln, and kill Sadeas.

Dilaf, Kelsier, Pattern

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Kelsier, Marry Pattern, Kill Dilaf.

KMK: Brandon Sanderson, Brandon Mull, JK Rowling

[theTruthshaper]

1 minute ago, Vapor said:

Kiss Kelsier, Marry Pattern, Kill Dilaf.

KMK: Brandon Sanderson, Brandon Mull, JK Rowling

Kiss Brandon Mull, Marry Sanderson, Kill JK Rowling

Notum, Janet, Mem

[Condensation she/her]

Forgot who those are, sorry. Reminder? Also, are you joining The Caped Crusaders?

[AonEne he/him]

Kiss Notum, marry Jenet, kill Mem. 

KMK Stormfather, Nightwatcher, Sibling 

[Vapor she/her]

This is kind of off topic, but I needed to say it. *deep breath* I FINALLY FINISHED OATHBRINGER AND ITS SO EXCITING AND I WANT TO SCREAM!!! I currently have 1/2 of a book left in the published Cosmere!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

 KMK Stormfather, Nightwatcher, Sibling 

That is so hard. Kiss sibling, marry Stormfather, kill Nightwatcher, Duh. 
 

KMK David, Megan, Jasnah. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

That is so hard. Kiss sibling, marry Stormfather, kill Nightwatcher, Duh. 
 

KMK David, Megan, Jasnah. 

Oh, how could you???

Kiss Megan, marry David for the metaphors, (potato in a minefield!) I am so so sorry, Jasnah.

KMK: Kimmalyn, Hrathen, Melody.

[Channelknight Fadran]

12 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

Oh, how could you???

Kiss Megan, marry David for the metaphors, (potato in a minefield!) I am so so sorry, Jasnah.

KMK: Kimmalyn, Hrathen, Melody.

Kiss Kimmalyn, Marry Melody (because birbs), kill Hrathen (no offense, buddy)

KMK: Tien, Kaladin, Vin

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Vin, Marry Kaladin, Then be killed by Kaladin because I killed Tien

[Kings_way he/they]

Vasher, Doomslug, stick

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Kiss Vasher, Marry Stick (duh), and kill doomslug. 
 

KMK Syl, Pattern, and Ivory. 

[+Ark1002]

kiss syl, marry pattern, kill ivory

KMK Odium, Ruin, Autonomy 

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Ruin, Marry Autonomy, Kill Odium.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

KMK Rysn, Eshonai, Szeth. 

[Vapor she/her]

Sorry I forgot

Kiss Szeth, Marry Rysn, Kill Eshonai

KMK: Ashe, Ien, Dio

[Kings_way he/they]

Kiss Ien, marry Ashe, kill Dio.

KMK Amaram, Moash, Sadeas

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss Moash, marry Amaram(hot and rich, even if he's a dirtbag), then kill Sadeas together and take over his house(is that the right word? what do highprinces rule over again?)

KMK: Venli, Eshonai, Rlain

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Venli, Marry Rlain, Kill Eshonai

KMK: Venli, Vin, Vivenna

[Condensation she/her]

UGH that's hard

Kiss Vivenna, Marry Vin, Kill Venli

KMK: Wax, Wayne, Marisi

Yes, revelryintheart, I'm a hypocrite.

Edited August 10, 2020 by Condensation

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Wayne (cuz hats), Marry Marisi, I'M SO SORRY WAX

KMK: Ham, Himalaya Smedry, Hoid