Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

…storms. I need to keep reading tLoLL.

This is hard - I’m not sure how much stuff Locke is dealing with. But I know it’s a lot for Kaz. So, kill Kaz, kiss Nikolai, marry Locke.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

@Szeth_Pancakes could you post the next KMK?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

13 hours ago, Robin Hatter said:

@Szeth_Pancakes could you post the next KMK?

Right.

Leshwi, Raboniel, Navani.

[Morningtide she/her]

Kill Leshwi, marry Raboniel, kiss Navani

Tia, Jorgen, Melody

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hard... Kiss Jorgen, marry Melody, kill Tia.

Prof, Spensa, Joel.

[AonEne he/him]

Kiss Spensa, marry Joel, kill Prof (he's cool, but a bit old for me compared to the other options lol) 

Alcatraz, Folsom, Himalaya 

[Mage he/him]

Kiss Himalaya, Marry Alcatraz (for the talent), Kill Folsom

Skar, Drehy, The Lopen 

Edited December 27, 2021 by Mage

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Marry the Lopen, kiss Drehy, kill Skar.

Chiri-Chiri, Doomslug, TenSoon.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Oh scud that one's  r o u g h

Kiss Chiri-Chiri, marry Doomslug, kill TenSoon.

Sorry, TenSoon, I love you but I'd feel even more awful killing Chiri-Chiri or Doomslug.

Spook, Renarin, Elend

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Elend, marry Renarin, kill Spook. Such a difficult choice... Sorry Spook.

Lightsong, Jasnah, Kaladin.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

wHAT

YOU KILLED MY SPOOKYBOI??????

ouch.

Kiss Kaladin, marry Jasnah, kill Lightsong

Lift, Syl, Adien (I think that's how his name's spelled. The young boy in Elantris)

Edited December 27, 2021 by DramaQueen

[Guest]

Kiss Lift, Marry Syl, Kill Adien. 

Kelsier, Vin, Elend

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Kiss Kelsier, marry Elend, kill Vin.

Wyndle, Ivory, Design.

[Morningtide she/her]

AHH hard  Kiss Design (they're hilarious) Marry Ivory (One of my favorite spren), Kill wyndle (Sorry)

Nightblood, Mayalaran, Doomslug

[AonDoor he/him]

Kiss Doomslug, marry Maya, kill Nightblood.

The Lopen, Alcatraz, Bastille.

Edited December 29, 2021 by AonDoor

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1 hour ago, AonDoor said:

Kiss Doomslug, marry Maya, kill Nightblood.

^?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

as @Szeth_Pancakes has not taken up the opurtunity the @AonDoor presented I will take it upon me self.

Kiss The Lopen, Marry Bastille, kill Alcatraz. Dont ask.

Rayse, Taravangian, Venli.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Rayse, marry Venli, kill Taravangian.

Ranette, Spook, Shallan.

[Guest]

Kiss Shallan,  Mary Spook, Kill Ranette 

Vin, Kaladin, Vasher

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kiss Kaladin, marry Vin, kill Vasher.

Bastille, Wayne, Marsh.

[Morningtide she/her]

Marry Marsh, kill Wayne, Kiss Bastille.

Steris, Jasnah, Bastille.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Kiss Bastille, Marry Jasnah, Kill Steris

Oroden, Tien, Kaladin

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Bit young for me don't you think? Kiss Kaladin, marry grown-up Tien, kill Oroden.

Jasnah, Kelsier, Taln.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Easy. Kiss kelseir, marry jasnah, kill taln (4000 years or whatever is a little old for me, sorry taln)

Kaladin, shallan, adolin.

[Guest]

Kiss Kaladin, Marry Adolin, Kill Shallan (sorry Shallan but Adolin and Kaladin way trump you.)

Kelsier, Dockson, Siri