Certified Gay Disasters

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

42 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Padding? Reference to padding?

NOPEEEEEE UWU 

AFHAHHFSJHJHFHSJFHJSJFHSHFSJFHFJJISIWIWUWUWUWUWUWIWIAIIAIAIIAIAIAIAIIAI

MEOWMEOWMEOW *DIES*

*JUMPS OFF TREE SHE CLIMBED UP* MEOOOOWWWWWWWWW

*CRACK* MROW~

[Hmmm lies she/her]

w-what? Am I missing some context?

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

3 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

w-what? Am I missing some context?

oh nope im just going insane

have been all day

or night

idk anymore

wHaT iS tImEeeenejejejej

hhahahahahahahahhwhwhwhwhwhwhhwhwhwhahahjahwhwhjwjwhw

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Just now, Usseewa said:

oh nope im just going insane

have been all day

or night

idk anymore

wHaT iS tImEeeenejejejej

hhahahahahahahahhwhwhwhwhwhwhhwhwhwhahahjahwhwhjwjwhw

ummm, I don't have all the context but like, breathe, drink some water. You don't seem entirely stable, so maybe just take a little moment to compose yourself. Apologies if this isn't helpful or if I'm overbearing.

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

ummm, I don't have all the context but like, breathe, drink some water. You don't seem entirely stable, so maybe just take a little moment to compose yourself. Apologies if this isn't helpful or if I'm overbearing.

hahhhhhwhhw youu se. bebbeb. d bdbb

mensknfnrnnene

nene

nan

*tries and strains to type normally*

uhhahah

wajj

smmw

Ahaggahahahha

b

yesbyou aeeeeearexoreect

i just

want

to 

climb a tree or something and hang off the branch upside down by my legs or something

instead of thisjajwhwjwj

andthen jum pofff

but wihtout dying or breakin[g[ mh  n (sory im cholding *holding my laptop weirdly) wihtout breaking my bones except maye a sprain or smth

[Verdance he/him]

18 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

hahhhhhwhhw youu se. bebbeb. d bdbb

mensknfnrnnene

nene

nan

*tries and strains to type normally*

uhhahah

wajj

smmw

Ahaggahahahha

b

yesbyou aeeeeearexoreect

i just

want

to 

climb a tree or something and hang off the branch upside down by my legs or something

instead of thisjajwhwjwj

andthen jum pofff

but wihtout dying or breakin[g[ mh  n (sory im cholding *holding my laptop weirdly) wihtout breaking my bones except maye a sprain or smth

Yeah can i like ask that you try to make your default state normal typing? I get that sometimes you’re super excited and all and it’s sometimes fun to be around that but most of the time it’s really confusing. Hope im not being a jerk asking this, ignore me if i am

climbing trees is fun. Was like my original nature getaway plan 

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Verdance said:

Yeah can i like ask that you try to make your default state normal typing? I get that sometimes you’re super excited and all and it’s sometimes fun to be around that but most of the time it’s really confusing. Hope im not being a jerk asking this, ignore me if i am

climbing trees is fun. Was like my original nature getaway plan 

you aree 100% correct =

ive been told this before

 

also ignore any weird symbols rn im typing lying on my back with laptop on chest (since on throat would look weird and was slightly painful)

yeah...

i just don't know how else to express when i feel crazy, ya knoww?

sorry

[Verdance he/him]

21 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

you aree 100% correct =

ive been told this before

 

also ignore any weird symbols rn im typing lying on my back with laptop on chest (since on throat would look weird and was slightly painful)

yeah...

i just don't know how else to express when i feel crazy, ya knoww?

sorry

I mean like, do you feel this crazy all the time? I don’t really mind it but are you internalizing this personality as someone who is nearly always a bit crazy, or are you legit just high strung all the time? I don’t mind, its not a bad thing, I just don’t remember you always talking this way and wondered if something is up.

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

6 minutes ago, Verdance said:

I mean like, do you feel this crazy all the time? I don’t really mind it but are you internalizing this personality as someone who is nearly always a bit crazy, or are you legit just high strung all the time? I don’t mind, its not a bad thing, I just don’t remember you always talking this way and wondered if something is up.

Idk.

What's real anymore, and what am I just fabricating/internalizing?

Edited April 5 by Usseewa

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Usseewa said:

Idk.

What's real anymore, and what am I just fabricating/internalizing?

Did you see my post on autism club about that exact subject

I put a lot of effort into that not sure if you got pinged 

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Verdance said:

Did you see my post on autism club about that exact subject

I put a lot of effort into that not sure if you got pinged 

sorrysorrysorrysorry

it was too long and i didnt want to respond till i could in detail

sorry

plus bluewildrye's also.

anyway.

bye.

im gonna acutlaly (whatever. i tried spelling it correctly like three times. idc.) try to do the thing i need to.

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Usseewa said:

sorrysorrysorrysorry

it was too long and i didnt want to respond till i could in detail

sorry

plus bluewildrye's also.

No worries

[6 7 ✾ She♡Her ✾]

ok i'ma try to take a break from shard for whatever amount of time or at least spend less time on it because i stormin hate it because it's distracting me from work and such and i just use it to make myself depressed and act like a ... person

anyway maybe i'll try to block it or something too and make it so i gotta enter a 128-digit passcode to unlock it or something idk

sayonaraaaaa

hopefully

or i could just turn off password autocomplete/saving and making my password long and log out after each use like i kinda do already

anyway i just wasted a few minutes typing this by bye.

but yeah pls dont worry about me because i might still look on shard as a guest even if i dont want to and then ill see something and

oh wait no that makes it sound like your fault

uh well basically uhm do whatever you want bye

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Ok who else here knew about the enby fairies from peter pan back in 1911?

[Aeoryi she/her]

7 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Ok who else here knew about the enby fairies from peter pan back in 1911?

Did you also know that the chameleon from The Magic School Bus is also cannotically trans?

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

9 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Did you also know that the chameleon from The Magic School Bus is also cannotically trans?

Liz? No I didn't! That's awesome!!

[Aeoryi she/her]

13 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Liz? No I didn't! That's awesome!!

Silly little fact

[momadrac they/them]

i return btw

went to this AWESOME tea place called Coffee & Chai, y'all should totally go there, its in West Jordan, Utah

order Kashmiri Chai, its chai with cardamom and pistachios and almonds etc

and so continues the chai quest

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

6 hours ago, momadrac said:

i return btw

went to this AWESOME tea place called Coffee & Chai, y'all should totally go there, its in West Jordan, Utah

order Kashmiri Chai, its chai with cardamom and pistachios and almonds etc

and so continues the chai quest

Welcome back! *hugs*

Sounds cool! If I ever visit Utah I will visit it!

[Hmmm lies she/her]

I'm not exactly 'out' as aromantic, but I'm also not exactly closeted, because I don't really care if anyone knows. The only reason I don't tell people is that I don't think my particular brand of aromantic will be easily understood by non-queer people, and so it seems like a hassle to dispel a bunch of misconceptions they have.

Regardless, I will be telling my parents about it today, and I've created a clever ruse to inform them about aromanticism beforehand. You see, today is International Asexuality Day. I'm going to claim that I used today to learn more about asexuality, but then fell in a rabbit-hole researching aromanticism, and then dispel whatever misconceptions they have. Then, after that, I can be like "YOU FOOLS! THIS WAS ALL A RUSE! I WAS THE AROMANTIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL ALONG!" or something like that.

...

This is like the slightly less unhinged version of one of @certifiedcranedriver's operations.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

I'm not exactly 'out' as aromantic, but I'm also not exactly closeted, because I don't really care if anyone knows. The only reason I don't tell people is that I don't think my particular brand of aromantic will be easily understood by non-queer people, and so it seems like a hassle to dispel a bunch of misconceptions they have.

Same lol. I get that a lot.

[momadrac they/them]

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Welcome back! *hugs*

Sounds cool! If I ever visit Utah I will visit it!

Thanks!! *hugs*

2 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

I'm not exactly 'out' as aromantic, but I'm also not exactly closeted, because I don't really care if anyone knows. The only reason I don't tell people is that I don't think my particular brand of aromantic will be easily understood by non-queer people, and so it seems like a hassle to dispel a bunch of misconceptions they have.

Regardless, I will be telling my parents about it today, and I've created a clever ruse to inform them about aromanticism beforehand. You see, today is International Asexuality Day. I'm going to claim that I used today to learn more about asexuality, but then fell in a rabbit-hole researching aromanticism, and then dispel whatever misconceptions they have. Then, after that, I can be like "YOU FOOLS! THIS WAS ALL A RUSE! I WAS THE AROMANTIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL ALONG!" or something like that.

...

This is like the slightly less unhinged version of one of @certifiedcranedriver's operations.

THE ASEXUALS RULE SUPREME

that's amazing! I wish I was brave enough to come out to my parents

[Hmmm lies she/her]

3 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

I'm not exactly 'out' as aromantic, but I'm also not exactly closeted, because I don't really care if anyone knows. The only reason I don't tell people is that I don't think my particular brand of aromantic will be easily understood by non-queer people, and so it seems like a hassle to dispel a bunch of misconceptions they have.

Regardless, I will be telling my parents about it today, and I've created a clever ruse to inform them about aromanticism beforehand. You see, today is International Asexuality Day. I'm going to claim that I used today to learn more about asexuality, but then fell in a rabbit-hole researching aromanticism, and then dispel whatever misconceptions they have. Then, after that, I can be like "YOU FOOLS! THIS WAS ALL A RUSE! I WAS THE AROMANTIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL ALONG!" or something like that.

...

This is like the slightly less unhinged version of one of @certifiedcranedriver's operations.

This is all the first step to me revealing that I'm dating @certifiedcranedriver

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

This is all the first step to me revealing that I'm dating @certifiedcranedriver

Yay! That's amazing for you

[Keke They/he]

On 4/4/2026 at 9:39 PM, Usseewa said:

ok i'ma try to take a break from shard for whatever amount of time or at least spend less time on it because i stormin hate it because it's distracting me from work and such and i just use it to make myself depressed and act like a ... person

anyway maybe i'll try to block it or something too and make it so i gotta enter a 128-digit passcode to unlock it or something idk

sayonaraaaaa

hopefully

or i could just turn off password autocomplete/saving and making my password long and log out after each use like i kinda do already

anyway i just wasted a few minutes typing this by bye.

but yeah pls dont worry about me because i might still look on shard as a guest even if i dont want to and then ill see something and

oh wait no that makes it sound like your fault

uh well basically uhm do whatever you want bye

Bye ussewa! Have fun on your endeavours and i hope you can get better!!