Certified Gay Disasters

[Akimikoisthecutest]

On 4/4/2026 at 9:39 PM, Usseewa said:

ok i'ma try to take a break from shard for whatever amount of time or at least spend less time on it because i stormin hate it because it's distracting me from work and such and i just use it to make myself depressed and act like a ... person

anyway maybe i'll try to block it or something too and make it so i gotta enter a 128-digit passcode to unlock it or something idk

sayonaraaaaa

hopefully

or i could just turn off password autocomplete/saving and making my password long and log out after each use like i kinda do already

anyway i just wasted a few minutes typing this by bye.

but yeah pls dont worry about me because i might still look on shard as a guest even if i dont want to and then ill see something and

oh wait no that makes it sound like your fault

uh well basically uhm do whatever you want bye

Bye! We'll miss you!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

On 4/4/2026 at 10:39 PM, Usseewa said:

ok i'ma try to take a break from shard for whatever amount of time or at least spend less time on it because i stormin hate it because it's distracting me from work and such and i just use it to make myself depressed and act like a ... person

anyway maybe i'll try to block it or something too and make it so i gotta enter a 128-digit passcode to unlock it or something idk

sayonaraaaaa

hopefully

or i could just turn off password autocomplete/saving and making my password long and log out after each use like i kinda do already

anyway i just wasted a few minutes typing this by bye.

but yeah pls dont worry about me because i might still look on shard as a guest even if i dont want to and then ill see something and

oh wait no that makes it sound like your fault

uh well basically uhm do whatever you want bye

Take as absolutely long as you need

20 hours ago, momadrac said:

i return btw

went to this AWESOME tea place called Coffee & Chai, y'all should totally go there, its in West Jordan, Utah

order Kashmiri Chai, its chai with cardamom and pistachios and almonds etc

and so continues the chai quest

WOOOOOO

Storm it all
Why are all the coolest people in Utah

8 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

I'm not exactly 'out' as aromantic, but I'm also not exactly closeted, because I don't really care if anyone knows. The only reason I don't tell people is that I don't think my particular brand of aromantic will be easily understood by non-queer people, and so it seems like a hassle to dispel a bunch of misconceptions they have.

Regardless, I will be telling my parents about it today, and I've created a clever ruse to inform them about aromanticism beforehand. You see, today is International Asexuality Day. I'm going to claim that I used today to learn more about asexuality, but then fell in a rabbit-hole researching aromanticism, and then dispel whatever misconceptions they have. Then, after that, I can be like "YOU FOOLS! THIS WAS ALL A RUSE! I WAS THE AROMANTIC I WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL ALONG!" or something like that.

...

This is like the slightly less unhinged version of one of @certifiedcranedriver's operations.

Sick

Good luck 

[momadrac they/them]

9 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

WOOOOOO

Storm it all
Why are all the coolest people in Utah

I don't live in Utah =))

if you were referring to me that is 

it is the coolest chai place though 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

52 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Why are all the coolest people in Utah

Idk, Utah has some not great people who live there. I have family who lives there, and some are super religious and hate LGBTQ+ people.

[Aeoryi she/her]

11 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Idk, Utah has some not great people who live there. I have family who lives there, and some are super religious and hate LGBTQ+ people.

Utah has... An interesting reputation lol. specifically it has associations with mormonism which many people have mixed opinions on. I won't get into it much here but yeah

That's not to say everyone in Utah sucks or anything in fact the opposite can be true 

Judging an entire state and by extension everyone who comes from it in a superficial way is not beneficial to anyone

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Utah has... An interesting reputation lol. specifically it has associations with mormonism which many people have mixed opinions on. I won't get into it much here but yeah

That's not to say everyone in Utah sucks or anything in fact the opposite can be true 

Judging an entire state and by extension everyone who comes from it in a superficial way is not beneficial to anyone

That's true! There are some really cool parts of Utah, but there are some not so great parts too.

[momadrac they/them]

25 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

Utah has... An interesting reputation lol. specifically it has associations with mormonism which many people have mixed opinions on. I won't get into it much here but yeah

That's not to say everyone in Utah sucks or anything in fact the opposite can be true 

Judging an entire state and by extension everyone who comes from it in a superficial way is not beneficial to anyone

well associating it with mormanism isn't really a stretch

I would say considering that a whopping 62% of the state are part of the church vs the only 2% of the entire country is mormon makes it a reasonable assumption 

idk guys I'm ex Mormon so I have some strong opinions on this but i'll do my best to keep them to myself so I don't hurt anyone

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

holy what the meow did i miss

uhh

anyway just wanted to pop in to saw MEOWWWWW

(that's literally it)

i literally have been going on walks and meowing so so much it's so fun

but then when I'm around ppl i almost meowed

anyway

*bounds off into the distance again*

(I'm not back btw, just wanted to say that cuz why not)

(and now i feel weird for logging in after only like two days sorry)

(also I'm learning japanese)

(you guys should try break from shard too it's nice)

[Verdance he/him]

18 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

holy what the meow did i miss

uhh

anyway just wanted to pop in to saw MEOWWWWW

(that's literally it)

i literally have been going on walks and meowing so so much it's so fun

but then when I'm around ppl i almost meowed

anyway

*bounds off into the distance again*

(I'm not back btw, just wanted to say that cuz why not)

(and now i feel weird for logging in after only like two days sorry)

(also I'm learning japanese)

(you guys should try break from shard too it's nice)

Hmmm maybe i will

ill turn emails back on and wait until i get 100

anyhow enjoy your break!

[Aeoryi she/her]

28 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

holy what the meow did i miss

uhh

anyway just wanted to pop in to saw MEOWWWWW

(that's literally it)

i literally have been going on walks and meowing so so much it's so fun

but then when I'm around ppl i almost meowed

anyway

*bounds off into the distance again*

(I'm not back btw, just wanted to say that cuz why not)

(and now i feel weird for logging in after only like two days sorry)

(also I'm learning japanese)

(you guys should try break from shard too it's nice)

,what the heck, there (also is your profile banner Geometry Dash levels lol)

[momadrac they/them]

hey book recs anyone? I like Throne of Glass, The Goblin Emperor, books by ND Stevenson, Sanderson obvsly, Little Thieves, Lockwood & Co, T. Kingfisher, Gilded, Spy X Family, The Promised Neverland, The Apothecary Diaries, The Rook, the list goes on.....

I'm reading the Priory of the Orange Tree right now and I really like it

edit: forgot six of Crows. amazing novel love that one

Edited April 7 by momadrac

[Verdance he/him]

4 minutes ago, momadrac said:

hey book recs anyone? I like Throne of Glass, The Goblin Emperor, books by ND Stevenson, Sanderson obvsly, Little Thieves, Lockwood & Co, T. Kingfisher, Gilded, Spy X Family, The Promised Neverland, The Apothecary Diaries, The Rook, the list goes on.....

I'm reading the Priory of the Orange Tree right now and I really like it

edit: forgot six of Crows. amazing novel love that one

Inheritance Cycle, Christopher Paolini

best non sanderson fiction i have ever read

also, sixteeen ways to defend a walled city 

[momadrac they/them]

13 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Inheritance Cycle, Christopher Paolini

as in eragon? okay okay

13 minutes ago, Verdance said:

also, sixteeen ways to defend a walled city 

okay I trust you its on hold

OH WAIT ALL OF YOU SHOULD READ A STRANGE AND STUBBORN ENDURANCE ITS SO GOOD ITS ALSO REALLY GAY ITS AMAZING

Edited April 7 by momadrac

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 hours ago, momadrac said:

hey book recs anyone? I like Throne of Glass, The Goblin Emperor, books by ND Stevenson, Sanderson obvsly, Little Thieves, Lockwood & Co, T. Kingfisher, Gilded, Spy X Family, The Promised Neverland, The Apothecary Diaries, The Rook, the list goes on.....

I'm reading the Priory of the Orange Tree right now and I really like it

edit: forgot six of Crows. amazing novel love that one

Licanius trilogy (by James Islington) - quite epic even by sanderfan standards

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 hours ago, momadrac said:

hey book recs anyone? I like Throne of Glass, The Goblin Emperor, books by ND Stevenson, Sanderson obvsly, Little Thieves, Lockwood & Co, T. Kingfisher, Gilded, Spy X Family, The Promised Neverland, The Apothecary Diaries, The Rook, the list goes on.....

I'm reading the Priory of the Orange Tree right now and I really like it

edit: forgot six of Crows. amazing novel love that one

*gasps* Six of Crows!!!

Hm ... someone recommended Alchemised to me, though I haven't yet read it and it might be dark. You might like the Murderbot Diaries, and possibly Redwall?

Also @CoderDrag0n8 did you see this

[momadrac they/them]

9 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

Licanius trilogy (by James Islington) - quite epic even by sanderfan standards

Okay okay on hold (heh I live in a small town guys so I havta wait for all my books to be shipped up from the larger town)

7 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

*gasps* Six of Crows!!!

Hm ... someone recommended Alchemised to me, though I haven't yet read it and it might be dark. You might like the Murderbot Diaries, and possibly Redwall?

Also @CoderDrag0n8 did you see this

I LOVE MURDERBOT

okay alchemised

I haven't actually read Redwall yet, but our library absolutely does have it

Thanks guys!!

[Verdance he/him]

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

*gasps* Six of Crows!!!

Hm ... someone recommended Alchemised to me, though I haven't yet read it and it might be dark. You might like the Murderbot Diaries, and possibly Redwall?

Also @CoderDrag0n8 did you see this

redwal!!!

Taggerung is my fav

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, momadrac said:

Okay okay on hold (heh I live in a small town guys so I havta wait for all my books to be shipped up from the larger town)

pirate them onto an e-reader

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

21 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

Utah has... An interesting reputation lol. specifically it has associations with mormonism which many people have mixed opinions on. I won't get into it much here but yeah

That's not to say everyone in Utah sucks or anything in fact the opposite can be true 

Judging an entire state and by extension everyone who comes from it in a superficial way is not beneficial to anyone

I dislike Utah because it's basically in the middle of nowhere

[Akimikoisthecutest]

40 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I dislike Utah because it's basically in the middle of nowhere

Well there are a lot of parts where there are almost nothing there, but there are also super urban parts

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I dislike Utah because it's basically in the middle of nowhere

Says the Arkansan

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Says the Arkansan

Never said I like Arkansas either

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

15 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Never said I like Arkansas either

Yes but you can't comment when you live Out In The Middle Of Nowhere 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Yes but you can't comment when you live Out In The Middle Of Nowhere 

...

That's exactly why I can comment

[momadrac they/them]

19 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I dislike Utah because it's basically in the middle of nowhere

Wow you would hate my hometown lol