Certified Gay Disasters

[Hmmm lies she/her]

10 hours ago, Honors Ghost said:

homo for real fr

 

my parents pmo a lot sometimes bc they’re pretty old and from like a time period where lgbtq were just starting to become like mainstream things and what not and tho they’re supportive they believe three only one way to be queer like with trans people the other day they saw one of my friends who’s trans and were like “oh well he doesn’t look like he’s trying that hard to look like a guy” and I was like yah but A he lives in a homophobic household there’s not much he can do B there are so many ways to be trans you don’t have to always like hate yourself 25/8 to be trans and you don’t even have to have physical dysphoria many people don’t but some don’t and it’s just so dumb and honestly it makes me worried abt coming out bc I worry they’ll be like super judgmental and like they’d never do it to my face but they’ll talk abt it when I’m not there and yah idk I love them but they don’t rly understand a lot of stuff

Eh, kinda sucks, but it's probably a good sign that they used "he"

6 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I had to write a poem for my English class, so I decided to write about being queer. 

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When I was young, a quiet hum Began to vibrate in my core, a song Unwritten, but for endless years it hung Behind a curtain, where I didn't belong. I saw the girls with flowing hair and light, And felt a pull, a flicker, strong and bright. But mirrors showed a different story told, A costume worn, a character grown old.

The world assigned me colors not my own, A boy in blue, a sturdy little frame. But in my heart, a garden had been sown With soft, pink petals, a different, secret name. I longed for dresses, the gentle sway of cloth, To shed the skin of this persistent myth.

Each "he" a pebble, heavy in my throat, A silent plea for all I hadn't got. Then came a day, a crack within the wall, The internet, a book, a whispered truth: That I was me, not trapped, but meant to call Myself by names that fit, a glorious youth. No longer hidden in a make-believe, the woman in the mirror I could retrieve.

And so the grand unveiling has begun, With nervous hands, I reach to clear the fog. A sharpened razor, smoothing stubble done, The hopeful numbers in a doctor's log. Each step is brave, a battle and a bloom, To find my home within my very skin.

The young trans fem, with eyes both old and new, Surviving chaos, choosing to be kind. A life of wonder, beautiful and true, A self that I am proud and glad to find. My truth is fire, a dragon's breath set free, I'm wholly me, and I deserve to be.

But it's nowhere near as good as @Hmmm lies's

Girl, this is so good! You don't need to compare yourself to me, we have pretty different styles, and I think yours is great (especially if you haven't written that much before). I'd love to see more from you!

Actually, now that I think about it, I've shared a good amount of gay poetry, but no trans poetry. I'll try and do that sometime.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

My sisters were just talking about lesbian couples, and the older of them said that they could get away with saying things no straight couple could, then the younger of them said, and I quote, "Yes we can *smirk*. WAIT. WE!? Why did I say WE!?" and she just stared at the floor in concern for the next five minutes.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, Hmmm lies said:

Eh, kinda sucks, but it's probably a good sign that they used "he"

ye

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

17 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Theres this great quote

it goes something along the lines of

You can never truly understand someone, but no matter what, you have to try.

That's a cool quote

17 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I had to write a poem for my English class, so I decided to write about being queer. 

  Reveal hidden contents

When I was young, a quiet hum Began to vibrate in my core, a song Unwritten, but for endless years it hung Behind a curtain, where I didn't belong. I saw the girls with flowing hair and light, And felt a pull, a flicker, strong and bright. But mirrors showed a different story told, A costume worn, a character grown old.

The world assigned me colors not my own, A boy in blue, a sturdy little frame. But in my heart, a garden had been sown With soft, pink petals, a different, secret name. I longed for dresses, the gentle sway of cloth, To shed the skin of this persistent myth.

Each "he" a pebble, heavy in my throat, A silent plea for all I hadn't got. Then came a day, a crack within the wall, The internet, a book, a whispered truth: That I was me, not trapped, but meant to call Myself by names that fit, a glorious youth. No longer hidden in a make-believe, the woman in the mirror I could retrieve.

And so the grand unveiling has begun, With nervous hands, I reach to clear the fog. A sharpened razor, smoothing stubble done, The hopeful numbers in a doctor's log. Each step is brave, a battle and a bloom, To find my home within my very skin.

The young trans fem, with eyes both old and new, Surviving chaos, choosing to be kind. A life of wonder, beautiful and true, A self that I am proud and glad to find. My truth is fire, a dragon's breath set free, I'm wholly me, and I deserve to be.

But it's nowhere near as good as @Hmmm lies's

It's so cool!!!! The imagery is so beautiful!!

[Akimikoisthecutest]

14 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Girl, this is so good! You don't need to compare yourself to me, we have pretty different styles, and I think yours is great (especially if you haven't written that much before). I'd love to see more from you!

Actually, now that I think about it, I've shared a good amount of gay poetry, but no trans poetry. I'll try and do that sometime.

My favorite part about writing this was the looks my English teacher gave me when she was grading it...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I love being around my uber homophobic family and all they can talk about with my aunt is politics and it always comes back around to the evil groomer gays and their evil groomer agenda I hate this

It's also so funny because both my sister and I are gay and I wouldn't be surprised if my brother is so in all likelihood one of my parents is gay and in denial (or my grandparents which is equally sad)

so like

bleh

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I love being around my uber homophobic family and all they can talk about with my aunt is politics and it always comes back around to the evil groomer gays and their evil groomer agenda I hate this

It's also so funny because both my sister and I are gay and I wouldn't be surprised if my brother is so in all likelihood one of my parents is gay and in denial (or my grandparents which is equally sad)

so like

bleh

That’s rly sad you should tell them that the gay and trans agenda is to live a happy fulfilling life while being true to themselves and then ask them if the straight agenda is any different 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I love being around my uber homophobic family and all they can talk about with my aunt is politics and it always comes back around to the evil groomer gays and their evil groomer agenda I hate this

It's also so funny because both my sister and I are gay and I wouldn't be surprised if my brother is so in all likelihood one of my parents is gay and in denial (or my grandparents which is equally sad)

so like

bleh

Ah yes fun

4 hours ago, Honors Ghost said:

That’s rly sad you should tell them that the gay and trans agenda is to live a happy fulfilling life while being true to themselves and then ask them if the straight agenda is any different 

The straights don't have an agenda

That's why they're scared

[Shatter He/Him]

24 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

The straights don't have an agenda

That's why they're scared

…

*the homophobes

…

My agenda is to live a happy, fulfilling life while being true to myself.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

…

*the homophobes

…

My agenda is to live a happy, fulfilling life while being true to myself.

Hey

I know some really nice straight people

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

There are 3 types of people in this world

the cool queers

the straights

and the ones who everyone collectively decided does not exist (aka th homophones)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

23 minutes ago, Shatter said:

…

*the homophobes

…

My agenda is to live a happy, fulfilling life while being true to myself.

YIPPEEE that’s the correct straight agenda that should be everyone’s agenda

[The Bagel Boy They/she]

1 hour ago, Honors Ghost said:

YIPPEEE that’s the correct straight agenda that should be everyone’s agenda

the straight agenda is just going along for the ride and not caring where it takes you

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

On 12/30/2025 at 1:48 PM, Honors Ghost said:

That’s rly sad you should tell them that the gay and trans agenda is to live a happy fulfilling life while being true to themselves and then ask them if the straight agenda is any different 

They'd probably kill me loll

22 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Ah yes fun

The straights don't have an agenda

That's why they're scared

Idk man I know there are lots of nice straight people but I've never had or seen anyone try to shove their "agenda" down my throat more than straights yk ://

Edited January 1 by Through The Living Glass

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

They'd probably kill me loll

Idk man I know there are lots of nice straight people but I've never had or seen anyone try to shove their "agenda" down my throat more than straights yk ://

EXAXTLLTT they’re like “oh the gay are spreading their agenda” and I’m like “yalls been spreading your agenda for the better part of like the existence of mankind let us have a turn”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

15 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

They'd probably kill me loll

Idk man I know there are lots of nice straight people but I've never had or seen anyone try to shove their "agenda" down my throat more than straights yk ://

Huh. You need to find some better straights

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Maybe...some Dire ones

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PLEASE somebody understand the reference

 

 

Edited January 1 by Kansas Stormcursed

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

5 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Huh. You need to find some better straights

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Maybe...some Dire ones

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PLEASE somebody understand the reference

 

 

Welll I’ve heard of the dire straights buttt wait aren’t they a. Band

Guyyssss I may have accidentally came out as trans too my mom last nighhtttt…. Maybeee

[Akimikoisthecutest]

5 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

Guyyssss I may have accidentally came out as trans too my mom last nighhtttt…. Maybeee

How?

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Likeee so it was two am and I was talking to one of my friends abt it then I went to bed and my mom took my phone and then this morning when I got it back I saw that the friend I was having that conversation with had sent me a message after I went to bed and it was marked as read even tho I didn’t read ittt….

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, Honors Ghost said:

Likeee so it was two am and I was talking to one of my friends abt it then I went to bed and my mom took my phone and then this morning when I got it back I saw that the friend I was having that conversation with had sent me a message after I went to bed and it was marked as read even tho I didn’t read ittt….

That's kind of scary!

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Yahhhh…. It’s terrifying I mean like honestly it’d probably be good but stillll

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Huh. You need to find some better straights

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Maybe...some Dire ones

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PLEASE somebody understand the reference

 

 

Dire Straights my beloved 

[Shatter He/Him]

49 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

Welll I’ve heard of the dire straights buttt wait aren’t they a. Band

Guyyssss I may have accidentally came out as trans too my mom last nighhtttt…. Maybeee

Hoo boy. What will her reaction likely be? Do you know her stance?

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

4 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Hoo boy. What will her reaction likely be? Do you know her stance?

It’ll be fine she is very supportive I just wasn’t rly ready for her too know and she might not and even if she did she still prob won’t talk abt it too me

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Honors Ghost said:

Welll I’ve heard of the dire straights buttt wait aren’t they a. Band

Guyyssss I may have accidentally came out as trans too my mom last nighhtttt…. Maybeee

GOTT SEI DANK

FINALLY

Also yes Dire Straits is a band