Certified Gay Disasters

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

I'm just the local ally. I'm a straight cis male, who just showed up one day because of @Through The Living Glass and made jokes and the gays said, "we like him" and adopted me. 

Hai! :3

*patpatpat*

Get adopted, nerd

:3

21 hours ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

I'm curious, what brings you all to the gay disasters area of the shard? 

I'm pan, demiromantic, also genderqueer in some way. I usually say agender.

I'm bi :D:D

I also recently discovered I'm Ace as well

*confetti*

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

32 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*patpatpat*

Get adopted, nerd

:3

I'm bi :D:D

I also recently discovered I'm Ace as well

*confetti*

Nice! Have some garlic bread, let's take over Denmark

[Akimikoisthecutest]

7 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

Nice! Have some garlic bread, let's take over Denmark

Finally! Someone gets it! Are we still waiting on that shipment of capes?

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Finally! Someone gets it! Are we still waiting on that shipment of capes?

Not sure

Don't think I've heard the capes part

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Okay @Kansas Stormcursed you may be right idk. But for now you get a point. 

I'm trying out he/they pronouns cause they feel kinda right, so we'll see. Good enough for you?

Edited December 28, 2025 by Ookla the Knight

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Okay @Kansas Stormcursed you may be right idk. But for now you get a point. 

I'm trying out he/them pronouns cause they feel kinda right, so we'll see. Good enough for you?

HA

Yes

For now

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Okay @Kansas Stormcursed you may be right idk. But for now you get a point. 

I'm trying out he/them pronouns cause they feel kinda right, so we'll see. Good enough for you?

Our plans are working! @The Bagel Boy, before he wouldn't even listen to us even try to convince him to use any other pronouns. In a years time @Ookla the Knight, you'll be as gay as the rest of us. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Hmmm lies said:

Ok, listen. ORV is amazing. I love it. But I don't think it's for everyone. I'm extremely into narratology, which is part of the reason I like it so much. But that's not super common. Not only that, but I don't think you're going to sell someone who wants to read gay stuff with 551 chapters of only shipping and subtext.

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

ill put my love for orv into my 'only for the gc actually orv readers' hole...

[Hmmm lies she/her]

32 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Okay @Kansas Stormcursed you may be right idk. But for now you get a point. 

I'm trying out he/them pronouns cause they feel kinda right, so we'll see. Good enough for you?

*smirks* I had a feeling. Cishets don't become a huge part of this thread and join the RP thread (which I really gotta get back to)

Anyway, the rest of y'all can chill. As much as your pressure might have moved things along, we do not want to pressure someone into something they aren't. If he's just a straight demiboy, good for them.

Anyway, @Ookla the Knight (btw Ookla month is over now[Edit: I read your member title. It makes sense now]), I recommend you look inwards, try and get a handle on your identity. Think about what feels right. And you know my role on this thread, so don't hesitate to ask any questions or clarification.

Edited December 28, 2025 by Hmmm lies

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

12 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

*smirks* I had a feeling. Cishets don't become a huge part of this thread and join the RP thread (which I really gotta get back to)

Anyway, the rest of y'all can chill. As much as your pressure might have moved things along, we do not want to pressure someone into something they aren't. If he's just a straight demiboy, good for them.

Anyway, @Ookla the Knight (btw Ookla month is over now[Edit: I read your member title. It makes sense now]), I recommend you look inwards, try and get a handle on your identity. Think about what feels right. And you know my role on this thread, so don't hesitate to ask any questions or clarification.

Thank you! I will. 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Here's a poem I wrote 4 days ago, attempting to emulate the style of Sappho. The opening line is based on an actual quote from her.

Spoiler

I cannot weave—slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl
As I work, my thoughts drift only to the form of women
Smooth—pristine—comforting—ethereal—flawless
Their perfection overtakes me
And so I weep, taken over by passion
As images of beauty drift across my gaze
And I collapse onto my mattress
Wishing above all else that it was the clutch of a woman
Alas! My pleas to the world are unanswered and my weaving never finished

It's pretty mid as an imitation piece I think, but a decent gay yearning poem.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Here's a poem I wrote 4 days ago, attempting to emulate the style of Sappho. The opening line is based on an actual quote from her.

  Hide contents

I cannot weave—slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl
As I work, my thoughts drift only to the form of women
Smooth—pristine—comforting—ethereal—flawless
Their perfection overtakes me
And so I weep, taken over by passion
As images of beauty drift across my gaze
And I collapse onto my mattress
Wishing above all else that it was the clutch of a woman
Alas! My pleas to the world are unanswered and my weaving never finished

It's pretty mid as an imitation piece I think, but a decent gay yearning poem.

Ahhhh so pretty!!!!!!

A VERY VERY GOOD GAY YEARNING POEM, ACTUALLY!!!!!!!

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

11 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Here's a poem I wrote 4 days ago, attempting to emulate the style of Sappho. The opening line is based on an actual quote from her.

  Reveal hidden contents

I cannot weave—slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl
As I work, my thoughts drift only to the form of women
Smooth—pristine—comforting—ethereal—flawless
Their perfection overtakes me
And so I weep, taken over by passion
As images of beauty drift across my gaze
And I collapse onto my mattress
Wishing above all else that it was the clutch of a woman
Alas! My pleas to the world are unanswered and my weaving never finished

It's pretty mid as an imitation piece I think, but a decent gay yearning poem.

YIPPEE I LOVEEE

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 hours ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

Nice! Have some garlic bread, let's take over Denmark

I concur

*nibbles garlic bread*

[The Bagel Boy They/she]

23 hours ago, Honors Ghost said:

Hehehehe she wrights poems

GAY poems

you are a gay poem

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

55 minutes ago, The Bagel Boy said:

you are a gay poem

Who isn’t?

[The Bagel Boy They/she]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Who isn’t?

homophobes probably

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, The Bagel Boy said:

homophobes probably

Ah

well they don’t count as people

[The Bagel Boy They/she]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Ah

well they don’t count as people

very good point i'm homophobephobic

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

36 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Who isn’t?

Me

I'm a gay turtle

Just hidin in my shell

[Shatter He/Him]

58 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Who isn’t?

straight people, i assume

45 minutes ago, The Bagel Boy said:

very good point i'm homophobephobic

i'm going to steal that

[The Bagel Boy They/she]

12 minutes ago, Shatter said:

straight people, i assume

Whatttt? Really? :000

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, The Bagel Boy said:

very good point i'm homophobephobic

mmmmmm

dats smort *nods*

47 minutes ago, Shatter said:

straight people, i assume

i'm going to steal that

nah

even straight peps have a bit of dat gay poem deep inside.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

mmmmmm

dats smort *nods*

nah

even straight peps have a bit of dat gay poem deep inside.

No

Some people are genuinely at the far end of the spectrum

[The Bagel Boy They/she]

12 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

mmmmmm

dats smort *nods*

nah

even straight peps have a bit of dat gay poem deep inside.

imagine if someone said all gay people had a little straight in them lol