Certified Gay Disasters

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Ookla the Knight said:

Nah, prolly not. :3

Me when I take you to the alley with the drugs YOU LIKE MENNNNN!!! I COMMANDDD THEEEE proceeds to :3

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Nah, prolly not. :3

Sure, sure. Tell yourself that

2 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

Me when I take you to the alley with the drugs YOU LIKE MENNNNN!!! I COMMANDDD THEEEE proceeds to :3

I approve of this action

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

ngl im not gay (the specific way, not the queer way, im def queer)

but i sure do love shipping 2 men together

YOO JONGHYUCK X KIM DOKJA

THEY ARE 4EVER IN LOVE

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Nah, prolly not. :3

Spoken like a closeted gay man

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

17 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

Me when I take you to the alley with the drugs YOU LIKE MENNNNN!!! I COMMANDDD THEEEE proceeds to :3

 

16 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Sure, sure. Tell yourself that

I approve of this action

*checks* nope. Still only like girls.

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Now the real question is do I like being a men. Jury's still out on that.

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

 

*checks* nope. Still only like girls.

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Now the real question is do I like being a men. Jury's still out on that.

 

Suure. I, too, swore that for a solid decade.

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That would be accepted too. You're queer somehow though, I swear it by my gaydar

 

[Akimikoisthecutest]

I am going to pass out. I have read almost every queer book in my counties freaking library and I'm still not satisfied. ThEre HaS tO Be mOrE soMewHerE.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I've come to the conclusion I'm pan because I fail to see a reason why gender would make me not want to date someone, all else being equal.

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I am going to pass out. I have read almost every queer book in my counties freaking library and I'm still not satisfied. ThEre HaS tO Be mOrE soMewHerE.

More libraries?

[Akimikoisthecutest]

There aren't any more I can request from anymore *sobs*

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

Just now, Akimikoisthecutest said:

There aren't any more I can request from anymore *sobs*

You've been through the physical books and the ebooks?

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

7 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Suure. I, too, swore that for a solid decade.

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That would be accepted too. You're queer somehow though, I swear it by my gaydar

 

Hmmmm idk. Methinks your gaydar is off this time.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

You've been through the physical books and the ebooks?

Almost all of the non explicit ones

Edited December 28, 2025 by Akimikoisthecutest

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Hmmmm idk. Methinks your gaydar is off this time.

Nay. My gaydar has ever been accurate

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

6 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Almost all of the non explicit ones

You might be able to get your hands on other library cards online. I can in California, at least

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Nay. My gaydar has ever been accurate

Eh. Maybe. Closest you might get is Im leaning a bit non binary.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

15 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Almost all of the non explicit ones

So.

Have you ever considered...

Reading a 551 chapter webnovel in which the 2 male protagonists are shipped heavily and multiple times it is alluded to that they are in fact in love, even though whenever they are asked, they deny in heavily because they are Tsunderes?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Eh. Maybe. Closest you might get is Im leaning a bit non binary.

Heh, I had a feeling you wouldn't be here if you were completely cishet.

Unlike some people tho, I'm not going to aggressively push the issue lmao.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

Heh, I had a feeling you wouldn't be here if you were completely cishet.

Unlike some people tho, I'm not going to aggressively push the issue lmao.

I'm a martial artist and he's a martial artist. It's how we interact.

(Not all martial artists, I should note. No real broad generalizations)

[Akimikoisthecutest]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

So.

Have you ever considered...

Reading a 551 chapter webnovel in which the 2 male protagonists are shipped heavily and multiple times it is alluded to that they are in fact in love, even though whenever they are asked, they deny in heavily because they are Tsunderes?

I don't really trust you...

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

So.

Have you ever considered...

Reading a 551 chapter webnovel in which the 2 male protagonists are shipped heavily and multiple times it is alluded to that they are in fact in love, even though whenever they are asked, they deny in heavily because they are Tsunderes?

Coder...

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I don't really trust you...

Good choice. @CoderDrag0n8 is the only human being I have ever interacted with that somehow made Sanderson appear to be light reading.

4 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Heh, I had a feeling you wouldn't be here if you were completely cishet.

Unlike some people tho, I'm not going to aggressively push the issue lmao.

Thank you for being a considerate person! *glares at Kansas*

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I'm a martial artist and he's a martial artist. It's how we interact.

(Not all martial artists, I should note. No real broad generalizations)

Yeah he's right.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I don't really trust you...

WHY NOT

IM TELLING YOU ALL THE INFORMATION

8 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Coder...

OK COME ON

ARE YOU SAYING THAT IF YOU HAD A FRIEND WHO READS, AND HASN'T READ UR FAV BOOK, YOU WOULDN'T TRY TO GET THEM TO READ YOUR FAVORITE BOOK
ESPECIALLY IF YOU FAVORITE BOOK IS LONG AND THEY HAVE SHOWN THAT THEY LIKE LONG BOOKS
LISTEN IVE TONED IT DOWN
BUT I NEED EVERYONE TO STOP THE ORV DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SO MUCH AS DARE TO BRING IT UP
SOMEONE YELLS AT ME
SO JUST
COME ON GUYS

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Good choice. @CoderDrag0n8 is the only human being I have ever interacted with that somehow made Sanderson appear to be light reading.

Thank you for being a considerate person! *glares at Kansas*

Yeah he's right.

HOW IS THAT A GOOD CHOICE???

im gonna go cry in a corner now

*crash out ended*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

WHY NOT

IM TELLING YOU ALL THE INFORMATION

OK COME ON

ARE YOU SAYING THAT IF YOU HAD A FRIEND WHO READS, AND HASN'T READ UR FAV BOOK, YOU WOULDN'T TRY TO GET THEM TO READ YOUR FAVORITE BOOK
ESPECIALLY IF YOU FAVORITE BOOK IS LONG AND THEY HAVE SHOWN THAT THEY LIKE LONG BOOKS
LISTEN IVE TONED IT DOWN
BUT I NEED EVERYONE TO STOP THE ORV DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SO MUCH AS DARE TO BRING IT UP
SOMEONE YELLS AT ME
SO JUST
COME ON GUYS

HOW IS THAT A GOOD CHOICE???

im gonna go cry in a corner now

*crash out ended*

No

Because I have learned that my friends will not read books people tell them to

But also I just mess with everybody, and this is the best way to mess with you

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Ok, listen. ORV is amazing. I love it. But I don't think it's for everyone. I'm extremely into narratology, which is part of the reason I like it so much. But that's not super common. Not only that, but I don't think you're going to sell someone who wants to read gay stuff with 551 chapters of only shipping and subtext.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

16 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

I don't really trust you...

You should look up and see if there are any libraries you can sign up for virtually. Two that I think anyone can are the Queer Liberation Library and the National Library of Malaysia