Certified Gay Disasters

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

I don't know how to feel about this lol because I feel like a good chunk of my likes come from you

This is true

I also like things about as easily as I laugh. So like...I run out of rep quickly

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Eeeuuuuuuuu

Do you ever have a crush
And you’re like “yeah they like me”
And then you’re like “wait no they definitely only see me as a friend”
And then you’re like “but wait no they actually do like me”
And then you’re like “no really they don’t”
And then you’re like-

(If Kansas would like to crush my dreams he’s more than welcome, ‘Tis only fair)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

10 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

What the hell do you mean this post gets 4 likes? I was just joking before when I was talking about the arbitrary like standards, but now I feel like you're messing with me.

Oh just me being amused by the fact that you're replying to my nearly 2 year old coming out post.

I just rep everything I see, sometimes before I even read it

[momadrac they/them]

7 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Eeeuuuuuuuu

Do you ever have a crush
And you’re like “yeah they like me”
And then you’re like “wait no they definitely only see me as a friend”
And then you’re like “but wait no they actually do like me”
And then you’re like “no really they don’t”
And then you’re like-

(If Kansas would like to crush my dreams he’s more than welcome, ‘Tis only fair)

Oh my god yes

It sucks

Especially when you sorta actually know they like you (through a combination of my friend who is friends with them... and between actual things)

But ItS fInAlS wEeK and everyone is stressed and you grow apart a bit and it makes you freak out

BUT THEY ARE SO SWEET AND ITS LIKE

sorry 

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Eeeuuuuuuuu

Do you ever have a crush
And you’re like “yeah they like me”
And then you’re like “wait no they definitely only see me as a friend”
And then you’re like “but wait no they actually do like me”
And then you’re like “no really they don’t”
And then you’re like-

(If Kansas would like to crush my dreams he’s more than welcome, ‘Tis only fair)

You see

Knowing very little about this person in all actuality, I'll be nice and not crush your dreams

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Eeeuuuuuuuu

Do you ever have a crush
And you’re like “yeah they like me”
And then you’re like “wait no they definitely only see me as a friend”
And then you’re like “but wait no they actually do like me”
And then you’re like “no really they don’t”
And then you’re like-

(If Kansas would like to crush my dreams he’s more than welcome, ‘Tis only fair)

no.

9 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Do you ever have a crush

well i mean

did that one time in kindergarden count?

mostly no, thou

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

no.

well i mean

did that one time in kindergarden count?

mostly no, thou

Question of the year right there

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

10 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Eeeuuuuuuuu

Do you ever have a crush
And you’re like “yeah they like me”
And then you’re like “wait no they definitely only see me as a friend”
And then you’re like “but wait no they actually do like me”
And then you’re like “no really they don’t”
And then you’re like-

(If Kansas would like to crush my dreams he’s more than welcome, ‘Tis only fair)

Dude I get this with my own attraction 

I think I'm vaguely on the aro spec (definitely ace) but half the time it feels like my sexuality is just sitting there doing its own thing and I occasionally remember to glare at it out of the corner of my eye. Maybe if I turn around fast enough, I'll catch it

[FroggerCollectsHats they/them]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Dude I get this with my own attraction 

I think I'm vaguely on the aro spec (definitely ace) but half the time it feels like my sexuality is just sitting there doing its own thing and I occasionally remember to glare at it out of the corner of my eye. Maybe if I turn around fast enough, I'll catch it

this is too real.

10 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Eeeuuuuuuuu

Do you ever have a crush
And you’re like “yeah they like me”
And then you’re like “wait no they definitely only see me as a friend”
And then you’re like “but wait no they actually do like me”
And then you’re like “no really they don’t”
And then you’re like-

(If Kansas would like to crush my dreams he’s more than welcome, ‘Tis only fair)

And then you're like, "no, they really only see me as a friend"

and then they get your locker code from your best friend and leave a bag of chocolate in your locker because they know the day has negative emotional importance to you.

and then you're like, "no, definitely friends"

and then your mutual friend starts acting weird

and then you're like, "no, they see me as a friend"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Oh my god yes

It sucks

Especially when you sorta actually know they like you (through a combination of my friend who is friends with them... and between actual things)

But ItS fInAlS wEeK and everyone is stressed and you grow apart a bit and it makes you freak out

BUT THEY ARE SO SWEET AND ITS LIKE

sorry 

 

Reaal

*hugs*

2 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

You see

Knowing very little about this person in all actuality, I'll be nice and not crush your dreams

Thank ye kindly

 

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

no.

well i mean

did that one time in kindergarden count?

mostly no, thou

Pfft

 

53 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Dude I get this with my own attraction 

I think I'm vaguely on the aro spec (definitely ace) but half the time it feels like my sexuality is just sitting there doing its own thing and I occasionally remember to glare at it out of the corner of my eye. Maybe if I turn around fast enough, I'll catch it

Real

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

33 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Reaal

*hugs*

Thank ye kindly

 

Pfft

 

Real

 

See how nice it is when people don't crush your soul dreams?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

See how nice it is when people don't crush your soul dreams?

I'm sorryyyyyy

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Oh merciful Domi y'all I just noticed that you liked my coming out post to the point of it being the 3rd most liked post on this thread.

...

You know what, screw it. Let's make it number one! Just five four three two more likes! (No hate to @theTruthshaper or @Emi, they had pretty good posts too.)

 

Edit: I could help you out by removing my like for @theTruthshaper's post, but that'd be mean.

Edit 2: Yoo we got it to number two! Just a little farther to go

Edited December 19, 2025 by Ookla the Game Master

[momadrac they/them]

21 hours ago, Ookla the Collector said:

this is too real.

And then you're like, "no, they really only see me as a friend"

and then they get your locker code from your best friend and leave a bag of chocolate in your locker because they know the day has negative emotional importance to you.

and then you're like, "no, definitely friends"

and then your mutual friend starts acting weird

and then you're like, "no, they see me as a friend"

Okay unpopular opinion but I think they might like you

20 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Reaal

*hugs*

 

Aww thanks *hugs back*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

New method of coping with gender dysphoria unlocked:play princess tycoon on Roblox until all I can see is pink

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

New method of coping with gender dysphoria unlocked:play princess tycoon on Roblox until all I can see is pink

I mean… if it works, it works. And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

I mean… if it works, it works. And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Ah yes. Age-old wisdom never dies

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

42 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

I mean… if it works, it works. And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Hahahahah indeed lol

[momadrac they/them]

52 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

I mean… if it works, it works. And if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Sometimes you need to break what you've got so you can have the pieces to make something even better

Spoiler

think I read that off a Lego box

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Sometimes you need to break what you've got so you can have the pieces to make something even better

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think I read that off a Lego box

 

Or you could just break it to see how it works

Dustbringer mentality

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Or you could just break it to see how it works

Dustbringer mentality

Mm or whatever Jasnah is 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Elsecaller

[momadrac they/them]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Elsecaller

Thanks *facepalm*

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

Thanks *facepalm*

Bahahahahah sure thing chicken wing 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Y'all I just noticed that I won the day on Dec 9th and again yesterday. That's pretty peak, as that's never happened before.